This might be more a hot take than a confessional. I think PCs pursuing a romance with Strahd is boring 90% of the time, but Strahd pursuing a romance with PCs is funny 100% of the time. He's horrible and evil and manipulative and he's also sooooooo old and embarassing. He'd take you on dates to Golden Corral and ask for a senior discount while telling them you're a child under 12 so you eat free.
THIS IS CORRECT. THIS TAKE ISN'T HOT AT ALL IT'S JUST CORRECT. THIS IS HOW MY STRAHD ACTS WITH VANYA TOO
"my treasure, please do not forget to wear the Special Outfit I had fitted for you" [the outfit in question is overalls and a propeller hat]
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JAY ANIMAGUS IM GONNA KISS YOU RIAA BABY
JAY MY BLACK PANTHER FR I ACCEPT THOSE KISSES ANONNIE 💗🫵🏼
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Laika will always be a tragedy
Indeed 😭 she deserved better
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the ted lasso writers were so right for making the welsh lad a homosexual who makes welsh independence posts on instagram
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me describing my bf to anyone: we share a passion for cheesecake
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such a little guy to me. so fucking cool. famous yet tiny. to me
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Just got told by a coworker that he isn't sure if I'm supposed to be homeless or a hipster in my outfit today.
His words 'I want to give you some change but you look like you'd spend it on overpriced coffee.
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i wa5 gonna join the in5ultfe5t but your header i5 5inglehandedly the be5t home5tuck page 5o
exactly im just simply the fucking best too hard to insult because theres nothing to insult too many great things about me and my page
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Kevin already serving!!!!
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so the good place is widely lauded on this site for its takes on morality and capitalism, which i totally agree with
but i think it should get more recognition for the line "all humans are aware of death. so we're all a little bit sad all the time. that's just the deal. we don't get offered any better ones. and if you try and ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway. i've been there, and everybody's been there. so don't fight it. in the words of a very wise bed bath and beyond employee i once knew - go ahead and cry all you want. but you're gonna have to pay for that toilet plunger."
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