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I’m powerbottoming for god
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The way he would absolutely use this as his linkedin profile pic and only have like 4 connections. He blocked Luis after he sent one too many friend requests
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Well, he can't go trick or treating without a costume!
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When you date an investor
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no "it depends what the mind games are" no "maybe" no "depends how much money." would you take your chances or NOT?
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I think Terry and Susan might need to update their resumes asap
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BLINDED BY THE MEME
leveraged up like a douche,
missing another runnner on dex screen[er]
Mental Barf 2024
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thinking about mortician dog
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how to get out of debt
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Alright guys I’ve had enough, point me to the motherfucker that started racism😈😈.
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I don't know how or when or why it will happen, but I feel like my time on the Internet, and what eventually morphed into social media, is coming to an end. I'm pretty disenchanted and disenfranchised and I feel like I'm waiting for the last straw to fall.
And this isn't like, ooh I should take a break, this is ohh this is going to get worse with or without me maybe I should swim for shore?
I guess I should find replacements. Read more books. Just be ready for the final disappointment. The degradation point of no return.
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i'm never going to do it because it'd be insanely rude, but whenever I hear someone saying something about "at this rate, i'll never be able to buy a house!" i always want to ask them why they'd like to buy a house.
i often get the sense in these conversations that the person i'm talking to is mostly stressed about not hitting a Life Milestone and it's not really a matter of "i want a house because [reason that isn't FOMO”] and not “can't afford one"
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Amen
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