new Wednesday headcanon unlocked: she's a total troll and probably has a secret cell phone & twitter account squirreled away somewhere.
How else would you explain that the same Wednesday who “refuses to be a slave to technology” and “doesn't have a phone” also knows, within hours of meeting, about the bad punctuation and grammar of Enid’s vlog, other than having watched it herself? Also, she says that Enid’s followers are “clearly imbeciles” who respond to Enid’s stories with “insipid little pictures” — which you would only find out about by stalking the comments.
And how else could Wednesday look at Enid and immediately have “the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole”? Wednesday has to know that these are options in the emoji-catalog, which even I wouldn't have been able to tell you off the top of my head.
TLDR: Wednesday's got us all fooled. Prove me wrong :D
Bonus: “if you're going to gossip about me, at least spell my name correctly.” Are these professional gossiping-standards you want to uphold there, Wednesday? Hm?
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i just lost my emotional support keychain (tsum tsum steve)
HE ISNT HANGING BESIDE TSUMTSUM BUCKY ON MY BAG ANYMORE WHAT DO I DO RILS
WHAT IF I DROPPED HIM AT THE BUS??? WHILE I WAS WALKING???
HONEY NOOO, I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT, YOU POOR BABY
i'm hugging you forever and ever, and i'm never letting go *holds you*
poor tsumtsum bucky, he must feel so lonely without his steve 😭😭😭
courage, my darling. you might still find him back! i want to believe! and i certainly hope that you do find him back 🥺🥺🥺 perhaps tsumtsum steve fell off somewhere in your home? or maybe at school, or on your way to the bus? i hope with all my heart that he'll find his way back to you, sweetheart 💕💕💕
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I’ve had a bad couple of days, and my best friends are dead...
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