"I. Want. One. Of. Your. Teeth."
- Finding Vanessa (Part 2)
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"Reminded me of what a golden retriever would look like" JERRY IS CANONICALLY GOLDEN RETRIEVER TOO GOOD
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Instant serotonin everytime I remember Eric describes Jerry as 'a golden retriever in human form'
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Part 7!
Finding Home
A close encounter. Maybe it’s a good thing they let Freddy keep those upgrades…
Part 6 | Part 8
Start from the beginning -> Here!
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nessa and her cute portable stepdad
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wade, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest petey-pie
peter, glancing up: yes?
wade, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest spidey-poo, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose.
peter, turning to wade’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???
vanessa, wade’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over
wade, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-
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"Game Michael and Movie Mike would hate each other-" Yes yes I know that but what I wanna see is Game Michael comforting young Movie Vanessa.
I wanna see Michael making sure the things that happened to him never happen to her.
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