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#fine men + fine food
starbuck · 3 months ago
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A severely underappreciated moment is in 3x02 when Flint asks Billy to lead the men in the rigging stowing the sails (in the middle of a storm) and, before agreeing, Billy briefly has this look on his face
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which I can only interpret as him trying to figure out if Flint was Once Again trying to stage his death as a workplace accident. 
#which like. considering how much 3x02 borrows from 1x04 - probably a warranted concern#from 3x01 to You Know When in 3x03 Billy is essentially the embodiment of the This Is Fine meme#things are very much Not Fine but they Have To Be Fine so therefore they Are#Flint orchestrating dangerous raids of questionable motivation? Fine.#Flint wants to sail them into a storm now because Reasons? Fine.#Because Flint sailed them into a storm they're now becalmed and starving to death? Fine.#They're so low on food that they have to cut some of the men's rations entirely and Flint has claimed complete authority? ....F...Fine.#the fact that it literally takes Flint shooting two crewmen in the head for Billy to reach his breaking point is like.#idk whether to say impressive or concerning#both?#regardless early s3 is just a Time...#this post brought to you by: i was going through screenshots for my other post and happened upon this and immediately burst out laughing#like. it isn't funny... poor Billy#but also it kind of is#seriously though this moment is great for how much you can Potentially read into Flint's asking this of him#but literally none of it is provable#like. WAS he lowkey hoping Billy would die doing this and rid him of a potential future problem? idk maybe#was he trying to force partial culpability for whatever happened to the men in the rigging on Billy before the fact? idk maybe!#does it just make logical sense to ask Billy as the boatswain to do this? IDK MAYBE!!!!#you can read everything or literally nothing into it and it's incredible#i don't know what's going on and neither does Billy
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bakuhoes-dumbass · 3 months ago
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Happy Father's day to all the anime DILFS out there.
Specially Enji Todoroki.
He may be a shit father, but DAMN can he rail me into next week.
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sothischickshe · 10 months ago
Fucking sunflower seeds?! Your comedic genius knows no bounds 🤣
😂😂😂😂 I'm so glad you enjoyed ❤️❤️❤️
Rio definitely has the annoying energy of yummy mummies who frequent stupid fancy health food cafés that have far too many seed options available and try to dress up additionally selling ugly artisanal ceramics as like a genuine selling point 😂
(also I think the whole fic clearly owes a lot to that otp meme q about dumber and dumbest and who is the healthy eater vs the junk food fan or whatever, so really the whole thing is basically jazz's fault)
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redportrait · 11 months ago
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don't mind me, I am just having a complex and fraught relationship with my gender
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crimsonrose95 · 6 months ago
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Fun fact to Pretentious Vegans™ in particular. Allergies are a thing that exist, most commonly in your precious "alternatives" to "evil" meat, and will continue to be a thing that exists long after your bones rot into the earth. This is not a thing you can just ignore this actually kills people. If you can't handle people eating actual meat as part of their diet just say you're ableist and fucking go Christ yall are so pretentious.
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#uunnrelaatedd.#free writing for a bit: ppl hop in a ‘cab’ & spill their problems bc who better to tell than a stranger. and a stranger who’s actually#listening to you. there was a man I got last night. from my area. was drinking. going back home to his family. 35 miles away. this is his#home area. I can see why he’d come all this way to drink. prob a fave bar etc etc. he gave me the familiar story any man in his assumed 40s#would give me. happy. kids are getting older. can’t wait til they go off to college so the wife & they can go travel & go on trips & enjoy#life. why do you have to wait until they’re grown & out to start enjoying your life? these are the men that sacrifice their own life for#the kids for the wife for the family. why? if it’s not you. get out. you’re deteriorating your own life & quite possibly those around you#as well. so yes. men. they were on my mind last night. hardcore.#he didn’t want to talk. he kept talking at first. he needed to fucking relax. so he did. he slept most of the way home & that was probably#one of the best naps he’s taken in a while. sometimes ppl hop into my car to get it off their chest or to sleep. I’m fine w either.#my car is a safe place. a comfortable place. and I’m happy to help any way that I can. let’s toss the dirty minds eh.#but.. they tell me personal things. vent about $. how much they make how much they wish they could make how much their rent is. what’s#pricy rent vs what they’re paying etc etc. how unhappy they are. I feel blessed. Bc I see things. I feel like I see things that obvi most#cant. Bc if they could.. they would be venting about different things. I can’t put it into words. lies. I can I just don’t want to.#my mind is becoming more clear. the more peace my life has. the happier I feel. the happier I am. the more life I see. beyond bills & $ &#relationships & careers & there. in the middle. that’s where I want to be.#complete solace. everything is still there. nothing exists. not even time.#simple.#my meal was prepared wrong. it saddened me bc I was looking forward to the special request. the special request didn’t happen.#it wasn’t about the $ bc of the special request. it was.. my heart got sad. as funny as that sounds bc it’s food. food is important to me#sometimes. and I called them bc I needed them to know I was sad about it. I needed to be heard. I needed to communicate that way them.#they remade my food. it’s been waiting for me. but it’s over. I’m no longer hungry for it the way I wanted it.#I can’t go get it. so I’m hoping that meal and that special request goes to somebody who will enjoy it & that special request.#some things.. you’ve just got to do yourself if you want it special.#*kurt is calling. no more free writing bc I got pulled to the shore. THANK you. 🙄*
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lilgynt · 12 months ago
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Today I think I will be wildly dysphoric and mentally ill 
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#personal#hello wanting to cut my breast off n ending up in a weird headspace after looking at men’s clothing I want to buy#like it’s weird cause I’m fine with that? my family knows I buy men’s clothing#like it’s not like oh I can’t believe this is something I want or anything this is pretty normal#but idk? looking at pants and underwear just made my brain funky#I was gonna buy some then I was like I could just do this by myself later#and then my brain went Full mentally ill which again is really confusing???#cause I was with just my brother and he knows I buy men’s clothing hell I ran into his room day I got my binder to steal shirts to try on#like he’s not aware of my gender issues but he knows I do shit like this??????#anyway I started spacing HARD and could NOT handle eye contact or talking#I don’t like eye contact most days but I just ignore the urge cause I don’t know man I got issues#but today was like no sir#anyway I tried ordering food but panicked and I don’t know when the lady addressed me#my brother realized oh it’s not a laziness thing but a weird brain thing and was like ooooo and was cool about it#I think I was weird for most of the day#like#ugh I don’t want to talk about it but I was weird with this other situation and felt my brain be like#weird#and cling to the dogs at my brothers house#anyway today is like I think eye contact is the devil I will stutter a lot more and while I’m usually insecure with#the idea that I’m not as curvy as usual today I will be 1000000 times more curvy somehow and it will make me want to die#I really just want my chest felt and some boxers#just want to feel normal#I think my period is coming so let’s blame that!#neighbors blasting music might fuck around and commit acts of violence my brain does not like that at all
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consolecadet · a year ago
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Good news: the buche de noel turned out fine, everyone liked it, and it was not too soggy
The biggest problem with it was simply that the meringue mushrooms were comically large in proportion to the cake itself, which is a problem I can live with
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