#finger crossed she still has it

[pastafossa]

So mom has improved enough that, if all goes well in the next day or two, they'll be moving her to a rehab center, which is fortunately right behind the hospital (I'm literally 5 mins from the hospital, so this is EXCELLENT for visiting purposes!). Me and the fam have also split the day, so dad and sis go in to visit before sis leaves for work, and I visit in the afternoon. That way she gets to see everyone!

She's still kinda out of it, but they've said that's normal. I'm also not sure if she'll be home for Christmas but as long as I know she is coming home, I'm ok. I even wrapped presents the other night, which I just... wasn't in the mood for before since I'd have had to wrap up the gifts I got her. But now I felt optimistic enough that I was able to wrap hers up.

Yesterday when I asked if she wanted anything for her room - a pillow, a blanket, a balloon - she asked if she could have a plague doctor get well balloon. Sadly those do NOT exist but I'm going to see what I can do. 😆

#tw: sick parent #that she still has her sense of humor makes me feel a little better #sis thinks i should just tape a plague doctor pic onto a balloon which isn't a terrible idea #anyway fingers crossed on her going to the rehab center soon #cause that's one step closer to her being ok!

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

so i got on this dating app recently and met a really cute girl who also dislikes catra and catradora. is this love?

#we talked a lot about spop #she has an emotional attachment to the show bc it was the first queer show she watched #which i totally get #but i really admire the fact that she still critiques the show instead of defending it like some fools #fingers crossed

[aprill-99]

I like to think that if Lucien could also read minds, he and Rhysand, as two guys who have known Tamlin longest, would have bonded immediately after Aramantha first laid out her curse over sharing the single deafening thought:

“I cannot fucking believe that the ENTIRE FATE of the entire fucking KNOWN WORLD depends on THIS GUY, developing people skills and a sense of emotional intelligence some time in the next 50 years.”

Lucien has a whole ass job because of how bad with people Tamlin is and Rhys straight out says he taught Tamlin about women. Of everyone in that room these are the two most aware of how singularly fucked they are by the terms of this curse.

#I think it could have been a bonding moment is all #actor #acotar funny #from Lucien’s POV the entire first novel is watching your best friend systematically fuck up the most important set of dates in history #also crossing your fingers and hoping the traumatized 19 year old has a thing for tall emotionally repressed blondes #book 2 is finding out she does not #book 3 is discovering you don’t either #lucien vanserra #rhysand #rhys acotar #feyre acotar #Feyre #feyre archeron #rhys x feyre #tamlin #Amarantha unironically nailed the terms on that curse TBH #10/10 cursing accuracy #amarantha #Lucien is basically standing over Feyres shoulder with conversation cue cards for Tamlin for 3/4 of a novel #Tamlin is still doing it wrong in spite of this #Rhys’ grand plan is to make Tamlin as furious as possible and then clear the blast zone and that’s also hilarious when I think about it #there’s an AU where Rhys and the IC are backstage at the mansion like reverse Lumiere trying to push the romance along #for the good of the people #you can’t tell me the IC would not consider that a valid plan to get rid of Aramantha

[born-to-lose]

"No more giving my number out to random people who flirt with me at work" I say as if I'm not going into the next shift with a pen and tissues in my pocket

#sunday i woke up to four messages from different people and half of them i don't even remember giving my number lmao #i wish i had given it to that drunk girl who kissed me in the bathroom 💔 i hope i'll see her again she was so cute #and another dude was parallel flirting with me immediately after she left #sadly i didn't get to/forgot to/was too shy to give them to the two funniest guys but the dj is there every week so there's still a chance #fingers crossed the one who flirted with me who funnily enough has the same name as my ex comes back soon when i'm working #it's so much fun tho!! i have the two security guards hitting on me in a lighthearted way #one of them always insists on walking me to the car in the morning and i'm still waiting for that dance he promised me on a busy night #4th edition of living my best life on saturday 10pm 💅🏻 #jack daniel's birthday party with go go dancers is gonna be wild i'm so excited!! #said guy also dramatically sang along to the chorus of münchener freiheit's ohne dich when he ordered a drink #but i told him we're not serving anything after 4:45 and he kept begging but i still said no bc it's the boss' order #n i don't have the power to make exceptions but it was so funny n kinda sweet i would've given him a lil drink if security wasn't watching #mel talks #i think i need to make a separate tag for bar gushing #the bartender chronicles

[tiffanylamps]

sorry for all the gunpowder plot posts. i just refuse to allow this day to be known purely as day of destiel. other holidays exist. like that time some guys decided to do something really funny

Here are some cursed images from the internet, so you can really soak in The Culture

(this is such strange behaviour, ngl)

also, big up Lewes for their fab effigies

it's giving 💥 cult 💥

#she says in bitter british #it was like... THE only time a bunch of catholics did something sexy #AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN SUCCEED!! just the pussy power they had in trying to blow up parliament and kill the king #honestly I'm not big on catholicism but when a bunch of them want to destroy a tyrannical government?? I'm for that ngl #but oh well. they were caught and hung drawn and quartered sooooo #we finally have a king again. So. fingers crossed. #Anyway this has been your Awful Retelling of History™ with your host Bo (aka tiffanylamps) #the events happened over 400 years ago and we're still out here thinking about them (fireworks and bonfires included) #bye #chatty lamps #lol i wrote this post at an ungodly hour then fell asleep #cursed. it's cursed.

[slocumjoe]

playing on very hard difficulty, so I've brought Codsworth along instead of Dogmeat, which i never do, and I know they're polite in intention, but so many of Codsworth's lines are incredibly bitchy if your personal interpretation of your character and Codsworth's relationship is that Codsworth hates their guts

#isadora gets Codsworth to help her around the house when she gets back from China #later after a string of truly awful circumstances made by/worse by Augustijn's decisions #Isadora lets him (and his baby) move in with her because even if hes being a dipshit thats still her bestie #and at that point hes gotten a real good kick in the ass to clean his act up so shes not worried abt it #but CODSWORTH #who has been on the sidelines observing Gus's bullshit from afar #is constantly on the verge of throwing a cup at him #because even if gus betters himself codsy doesnt trust him to going back to being a menance the moment he suffers 1 ounce of turmoil #as gus is prone to doing #hes a drug addict who makes very selfish and cowardly choices that hurt others as a means of hurting himself as a one-man pity fiesta #and Codsworth loathes it and wishes mum would just send him to a doctor or rehab and not let him mooch off her anymore #this is especially noteworthy as this shouldnt be possible for a butler bot #something programmed to be patient and hospital and overly courteous #Codsworth sitting at Sanctuary crossings his finger-clamp things like *i hope that man dies no matter what* #ss; gus #ss; ivy

[ultimategirldad]

✨️ The long awaited return...! ✨️

*rises from the ashes like a phoenix with a body clock innately attuned to deltarune and deltarune only* hello. I live!          ...anyway. 1 week till DR CH2 anniversary how y'all doing? 

#it has been a WHILE holy shit have I missed you all #I give you a recent electra sketch as an offering. a little treat. a morsel. #she looks extra girl boss here omg yes girl slay. live rent free in my mind (apparently forever???? because I Cannot Get You Out--) #right! let's do like a quick life update since it isn't really a capri post without paragraphs of tags lmao #short version: I'm doing pretty good despite my country economically falling apart! yay! #I had a bit of a hiccup a few months ago though bc my iron deficiency anemia got so bad I couldn't walk-- #from my bedroom to the lounge w/out getting super breathless and ill and. it was bad. #I was worried I was gonna end up having a heart attack it was terrifying. Waiting to recover was anxiety inducing :( #but! I'm doing a lot better now and can go on walks again and it makes me so so happy holy shit #still like... got some unexplainable chronic pain issues that have not been solved. so not perfect. but good enough for now. #apart from that I have some exciting things going on that I'm waiting for confirmation on. will elaborate another time. #I really missed this lovely community 🥺💜 I have SO much art and writings to catch up on!!! I'll be a reblogging machine honestly sdfgjkl #you are all kind and wonderful and so creative and...! just. I'm vv excited to celebrate DR and UT anniversaries with you all 💕💕💕 #fingers crossed I might have some time to create celebratory art! let's wait and see 🤞 #deltarune oc #electra

[slippery-minghus]

dunno if i'm gonna rally the spoons and nerve to apply to some new jobs (i suppose we'll see how this week's vibe goes) but i updated my resume and i'm feeling pretty good about it 💪

#been reading lots of AskAManager and she has some interesting tips on resume writing #to not so much list your job description (though to do it a little for those keywords) but to list your achievments instead #and i've built up a good handful of those actually #in the very least it'll be that much more ready to go when the time comes #and i'm still *fingers crossed* hopeful about that internal role someday #we're in a hiring freeze (except for most dire need) and there were just more layoffs higher up so idk if the creation of this position #is actually a viable thing to hope for but.... i'd be SO DAMN GOOD AT IT #there's a job i'm looking at on indeed that looks pretty interesting and isn't much further from where i already work #it doesn't seem like it'd have much opportunity to grow - and would be a lot like what i do now - but it's not exactly like i have much room #to grow where i'm at anyway. short of that one role they have me (and who knows who else) in mind for that may or may not ever open up #and... i don't want to leave. per se. but if the coworker i can't stand doesn't leave soon i may have to leave first #personal

[palatial-monstrosity]

I need to focus on THINGS but dear god there is the concrete possibility we might get a second cat and i’m vibrating to frequencies unknown to mankind

#there's this cat from the local colony (idk how to call it in english sorry) that has been spending the last few days #sleeping in front of the building's main door and getting cuddles from everyone #she is soft and cute #and our cat is still very shy but would benefit from a feline companion according to the shelter #so fingers crossed

[martyrbat]

>:(((

#mental headspace has already been so rough. from literal traumatizing events happening to self esteem to feeling like everyone hates me #but then to boost its been high temperatures. i live in a super old trailer with a tin roof so it's been 80+ degrees in my house for a week #and then my sister whos so fucking irresponsible and refuses to take any safety measures caught covid #i have asthma and a weak immune system. i barely go into a store even because of it and always wear 1 or even 2 masks #because i just CANT afford that fucking risk. im still suffering from long covid from where i caught it ages ago. #she still wont wear a mask so I have to despite it already being difficult to breathe from the heat & humidity #but those paired with chronic pain flare up and again bad mental space and besties imma be honest and say i am at my fucking limit !!! #also my father is a truck driver and the company he works for just took his trip away which will largely effect his paycheck #so yknow. fingers crossed my electricity doesnt get cut off again lmao. #delete later #vent in tags

[oberon-king-of-the-cherries]

Chloe has had this persistent matted scab on her shoulder for a couple of years now. When I’ve asked vets about it I haven’t gotten much of an answer (once because they couldn’t find it when owners weren’t allowed inside due to COVID). I finally brushed it all out and clipped the fur and I can clearly see it’s is a discolored, bumpy, sore, which sounds like cancer to me. Got her an appointment with the vet tomorrow.

#I think if it is malignant and needs chemo I am going to forgo it. which sounds evil. #she’s already gone through an amputation from cancer and chemo at her age just sounds like a painful extension #I’d rather she has a few comfortable final years rather than many painful chemo filled ones #I’ve seen too many people in my life live their final years in chemo #I mean fingers crossed it’s benign but my luck has not been so great with sick pets lately #I think emotionally I’m in a better place now to hear such a diagnosis but it’s still difficult to think of #I cry at the drop of a hat it’s very embarrassing and tiring #sick pet #not fish #just trying to talk my feelings out right now

[swish-swish-nyoom-nyoom]

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#i’ve sent in the last report for the last exam #now i only have the presentation on the 8th and then. i’m done with classes #there is still the entire graduation paper that has to be written tho 😂 #crossing my fingers this last grade doesn’t drop my average below 27/30 #which could happen if i get a low grade #but anyway. one presentation away from being done with exams #took me so long 😭 not for my master’s degree bc i’m perfectly on time #but between switching majors and the pandemic i was an undergrad for way too long 😭 #chiara has to deal with bad personal choices #but maybe she’s a bit closer to being done with one of them

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

hi so for anyone Keeping Up with Annastasia and the tragedy of my current life, both my usual and my backup wheelchair have completely stopped working!! And apparently because of the electronics shortage, the repair people can’t get the parts, so it will be an indefinite amount of time until they are fixed!!

So I am officially stuck in my house because of the pandemic, and now I’m immobile!!!

=D

#Real life with Anna #I am about to create an environment that is so Mentally Ill lmao #the backup still has to be looked at because that JUST stopped working of course #so fingers crossed they don't need parts for old faithful #but she is very old at this point =( #me @ the dabi sticker on my laptop: oh dabi we're really in it now

[oceanmoss]

zanjabeel is so sick im gonna jump off of a building tbhhh

#i mean we still dk what she has for sure but she's sick and so weak and dehydrated and it's so so so heartbreaking #she can't even properly move or eat or be active and #im tryna have a positive outlook etc but it's so painful :| #we're gonna go to the vet again tmrw so fingers crossed #ask to tag #🧷

[raeathnos]

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#yall I finally got some good fucking news #my grandma’s been in the hospital and was doing very bad and like #we thought the end was near #she improved and got discharged #things still aren’t great but it’s (hopefully) looking more like she has weeks or maybe even months rather than just a handful of days #she’s almost 92 and has late stage Alzheimer’s and the flu is what put her in the hospital but she beat it #yesterday was very stressful #my parents/uncles were all being incredibly vague and my cousins were reaching out for info from me since I’m the only local grandchild #trying to figure out if people several hours away need to drop everything and try to make it here to say goodbye while at work was uh #it was something #I had an emotional break down in the bathroom which was fun #my parents who normally use me as a punching bad were doing it to an even more extreme degree #they still are technically; I get it’s my dad’s mom and he’s hurting more but she’s my grandma and like #the whole way they’ve been treating is just… it broke something in me #relieved she’s okay for now but having to grapple with the fact that this is how they will treat me when it is her time is something #I am an frazzled emotional wreck from everything but she’s okay and that’s what matters in the end #I also had a video interview this afternoon which like #absolutely wild state of mind to be in to do an interview but it’s with a really good company so I didn’t want to cancel #guys #I got a second in person interview! #it pays good and it’s close by and the only thing I don’t like is that it’s second shift #but they said if I get the job I’ll eventually get the opportunity to switch to first shift so like #fingers crossed the next interview goes well #anyways all good news except for my parents being fucking assholes but #I am out of energy emotionally mentally and physically #was trying to keep myself together till the interview and now that it’s over I’m just very done #my anxiety is shot my brain’s checked out and all I wanna do is sleep #I was supposed to be off tomorrow but work called me in and I took the shift cause I need money #I think there is a very good chance that I crash very hard after work tomorrow #which fine

[yueebby]

happy wife, happy life  — gojo satoru

synopsis. not fawning over his wife may prove to be harder than gojo thought.

contents. fluff, gojo is so whipped for his wife and everyone is tired (whats new), ooc gojo?

notes. this was pure self indulgence. i wanted to slander and coddle gojo all at once and this was it teehee :3

the first thing you hear when you stand up to leave the staff meeting is a wolf whistle.

“looking good,” satoru looks you up and down. you roll your eyes playfully, your husband’s behavior is not foreign to you. he taps your upper thigh, dangerously close to your butt as you take your leave. however, the others in the room don't take kindly to the action.

“highly inappropriate behavior gojo,” utahime mutters under her breath from across the table. beside her, nanami is giving your husband a hard stare. 

satoru pays no mind to them though, smiling up at you as you walk out of the room. you shake your head when he continuously blows a series of kisses. he ignores your rejection, opting to mouth crude comments instead.

the moment the door shuts, the strongest sorcerer immediately deflates, disinterested in whatever matters the rest had to discuss about. 

“i don’t know how she puts up with you,” utahime takes a long sip out of her cup of tea. beside her, shoko snorts.

“probably for his body.” shoko is not unfamiliar with satoru’s antics, having witnessed it since his rowdy school days. she applauds him for coming far with you, but it was still fun to tease him.

gojo crosses his arms, emitting a disgruntled sound. “and my golden personality?”

nanami sighs, “ieiri’s conclusion is most likely right.”

the limitless user wiggles his finger playfully. “nanamin, how scandalous of you to fantasize about my body! i’m a married man y’know~” 

nanami looks like he has eaten something sour. unlike you, nanami’s attitude towards gojo has not softened as the years passed.

“i’m surprised she’s still with you.” utahime snickers. “she’s a sensible woman and you’re–” 

satoru frowns at her statement.  he’d never thought about how you felt about his behavior. perhaps that was his fatal flaw. gojo satoru had a nasty streak of negligence. and the last time he failed to notice someone dear to him —   

“well i’m glad she ended up choosing me, yeah?” his frown is quickly covered up by the wide smirk on his face. he leans back on his chair that’s starting to feel less comfortable by the second. the chair creaks under the weight of his body. honestly, how old are these old wooden things? “as much as i’d like to keep chatting about my lovely wife, i’d like to get this meeting over with so i can see her again.”

the rest of the meeting ensues as usual.

“sensei has been weird… right?” itadori offers his hand after knocking megumi down during a sparring match. the black haired boy grunts as he is pulled up.

“if by weird, you mean normal.” megumi glances back at you and gojo who are watching intently at the first and second years practicing close combat on the training field. it was a bit peculiar to see satoru not throw himself all over you. gojo without pda is like a jigsaw puzzle missing its most essential piece, leaving the overall picture incomplete and lacking the electrifying energy that defines his existence. 

“i feel like i should be happy, but it’s unsettling to see him not initiating some misconduct. do you think they’re fighting?” nobara is panting on the grassy floor. she raises her hand in surrender when maki leaps in to take her head off with a spear.

maki retracts her blade, turning back to observe you and gojo, “nah, gojo would fold at her command.” 

“salmon.”

from across the training field, you turn to your husband nervously, “why are they staring at us?”

satoru hums, his blindfolded gaze focuses on the field in front of you, “hm, maybe they’re admiring their very beautiful [name] sensei.” the blindfolded man pauses. compliments should still be okay– right? satoru can’t imagine a life without lavishing you with love, yet he will content himself with gently sprinkling you with affection. 

you smack his shoulder playfully. to your surprise, your husband doesn’t reciprocate with some form of physical affection. you tilt your head, perplexed. 

quickly dismissing it, you yell at your students to continue their training.

you don’t notice the way satoru clenches his fists, keeping his eyes trained anywhere but you.

the next time satoru is tempted by your presence is when he comes back home after a mission. it was a walk in the park, but the heavy stack of paperwork that followed it had depleted his energy. all he wanted was to snuggle in bed with his wife, selfishly keeping you all to himself.

and you’re not making it easier to resist with the way you warmly greet him with a smile in nothing but a small cotton tee and those tiny pajama shorts. eyes up, eyes up, eyes up, satoru mentally chants.

he thinks he might actually die.

“toru!” you abandon the book you had been reading to pay your husband taxes (kisses that satoru demands he must have). “you’re home awfully late.”

“mission… paperwork,” his clipped response is mumbled as he hurries past you and to your shared bathroom, avoiding your touch. satoru silently prays to the heavens that you don’t notice his suspicious efforts as he makes his way to take a much needed ice cold shower.

you stand in your spot in confusion, letting your husband go. slowly, you start to connect the pieces of satoru’s strange behavior from his refusal to touch you to his sudden responsible disposition. gojo satoru never does paperwork– not unless you bribe him with a dozen kisses. speaking of kisses, you don’t even remember the last time he had demanded one. something was definitely wrong. 

without missing a beat, you quickly follow your lover’s trail into the bathroom.

to your delight, your husband had failed to lock the door. in the hush of your silence, you can hear the subtle rustle of satoru's garments.

his sky blue eyes go wide when he sees you walk through the door.

“toru… is there something wrong?” your voice is careful. 

the white haired man in front of you nervously laughs as he covers his bare chest, “geez, ask me out to dinner first.” 

“gojo satoru.”

your husband winces at his full name being used, but he puts on another mask. a faux smile plays on his lips as he shrugs. “i don’t know what you mean, gojo.” 

your heart drops at his insistence to shut you out, but you stand your ground. with sheer determination, you walk up to your husband, closing the gap between the two of you. you cup his cheek with a hand while you start to lean closer, your lips nearly brushing.

satoru shuts his eyes, inhaling a deep breath to regain composure. he even sucks in his lips, making him look utterly ridiculous. despite the dangerous allure of your proximity, he resolves to stand firm.

"you won’t even kiss me anymore! satoru, this is absurd. what's happening?" you distance yourself, seeking answers.

despite his towering stature, a snort escapes you as satoru resembles a mere child when mumbling something under his breath.

"come on, use your big boy words."

"i don't want to drive you away," he avoids making eye contact now that his blindfold is off. "i know i can be a bit overwhelming at times."

upon hearing his excuse, you snort loudly, “seriously?”

“seriously.”

“i can’t believe i married such an idiot.” you huff, wrapping your arms around his neck.

satoru pouts, “you’re breaking my heart wifey.”

your lips softly kiss the corner of his mouth. like it was muscle memory, satoru’s lips chase yours even after you pull away. you smile.

“for such a genius, you really are stupid ‘toru.” you flick his forehead. he whines and you know it didn’t hurt, yet you entertain him by leaning up to kiss his injury. “believe it or not, i married you for reasons beyond your pretty face and body.”

“you think i’m pretty?” his eyes shine bright as they lovingly gaze into yours. you take one hand to cup his cheek. he nuzzles his face into it.

“of course you’d say that.” you laugh softly. “but honestly, i’m offended that you thought i would ever be annoyed by your affections. might i remind you that we have been madly in love since our youth? i found myself captivated by your ability to love effortlessly, and the way you hopelessly pined for me for years? i knew i was a goner. that… and your bank accoun–”

satoru kisses you with an intensity that leaves you feeling blissfully lightheaded. lost in the haze of the moment, he showers the rest of your face with tender, wet kisses, and you stand there, surrendering to the sweet assault.

upon withdrawing, satoru wears a broad grin. "i was an idiot today, wasn't i?" you nod, breathless. "how about i make it up to you tonight?" he proposes, drawing you close. you are all too familiar with that feral grin adorning his face.

#kt.writes.·:*¨༺ #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x you #gojo fluff #gojou x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojou satoru x you #gojo satoru x y/n #gojou satoru x y/n #jjk fluff #jjk x reader