L: So, what do you think about my cookies?
R: Well, they look and taste good... but I think my one’s are bigger and fuller.
L: You’re not talking about cookies, are you?
R: Of course not, that’s not the real reason why we are here. Ready to test your goods against mine?
L: Absolutely, let’s do it here. That’s why we have a massive table on the kitchen.
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So hungover right now..
"Jos jäisin Onnibussin alle kanssasi,
Vaikka tukkirekka murskaisi minut, sinä vierelläni
Vaikka ojassa käteni sun kädessä palaisina makaisin
Ilo olisi pelkästään puolellani"
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Blonde: You think you’re something special, don’t you? You look good. But I can tell you that looking good and being good are two completely different things. Does that fit body of yours stand any heat?
Brunette: Haha, you blondes are so cocky always. My body is more than capable to defeat yours. Hey, you there! Set the camera ready. I want to film this humiliation.
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