my brain: wallet be damned , let's spark this banner!
me : i guess that's fair , penth has a super helpful effect on his tome , and i keep getting screwed outta getting bun-bun alfonse
my brain : that effect on penth's prf ! that shorter special cooldown is gonna be helpful !
me : okay , that's a good argument , but there's 9 hours left on that banner with alfonse & sharena on it.
my brain : let's try summoning in our bedroom!
Delight Works is run by a bunch of cowards
oof , basically , due to storage issues on my phone , i’ve got no choice to ‘save’ my orbs .
and , i’ve got some goofy online purchases to make. because i’m enjoying being a NEET , at least temporarily .
i can limit my interaction with people , the feeling of control of my own mental health is wonderful.
but it sucks that i can’t put any weight onto my left foot yet , so i could dance!
(but to get back on topic...)
until i figure out my phone storage issues , it looks like i got no other choice but to skip. which is fine, because last time i checked , my orb count wasn’t all that high to begin with .
so nobody on the latest kiddo banner is jumping out at me. eh , it’s nbd , i got my crosshairs on spring alfonse anyways.
so if y’all want to read about my bitching about fgo , here’s the button!
to start off , i , a bisexual am a little sick of the summer banners being nothing but a clam jam , and i had the realization that brynzerker ( summer brynhildr) would technically be a duo unit in heroes . but , as per fuckin’ usual DW & type-moon are too cowardly to do collabs outside of the fate franchise.
but like , holy shit, i had a perfect idea for a all guys idol banner in fgo , it’s sorta like those band skins in league of legends.
but i lost my train of thought on that topic , and since im listening to the space channel 5 ost im thinking Arthur should get an Ulala inspired costume
idk , i just want an all guys idol / mahou shojou event , and i’m a simple bitch that wants to see arthur in a crop top.
and an even better idea, you could have a full blown anime arc , like you could have archer emiya get a new alt ( preferably lancer) and be the first villain of the event.
(look , he and tamamo get shafted a metric fuckton in favour of nero , so let me have this bit of self indulgence)
like , no joke , you could even throw ‘arthur lily’ in , and he also has a black hair ribbon like artoria lily
i’m not kidding when i say arthur lily needs a black bow in his hair too.
and to get back on topic , and i have a great idea for this event , instead of just EMIYA (lancer) as the main villian for this goofy idol event , you could have Lancer ! EMIYA and Tamamo-no-mae as the villain duo , like they could be as goofy as jessie & james. but their motivation for sabotaging the idol compettion is because they’re both sick of playing second fiddle to nero in addition to Archer emiya getting so pissed about not being an ssr.
so , yeah , give me a goofy idol event centered mainly on the guys , and make it like a retro , 80′s-90′s anime .
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