Seteth: Professor, why am I hearing things about you locking up Felix and Dimitri in a closet?
Byleth, not looking up from a stack of paper: Because I did. They were disturbing the class, I had to make them reflect on their behaviour somewhere else.
Seteth, pinching the bridge of his nose: Professor, you can't just go around locking students in...
Byleth, interrupting him: You're not the one who deals with them on a daily basis. You do not know what it's like... Plus, I don't think they're really that bothered by the situation.
Seteth: And what makes you say that?
Byleth, shrugging: The door has been unlocked all along. They could have gotten out anytime.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER POSTED THIS
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Hilda: Sooo, did you kiss Edelgard?
Claude: No, the moment wasn't right. Look, this woman could actually be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing
Hilda: Aww, thats so sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch, huh?
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"Micaiah did nothing wrong" mfers when I pull out a bucket of oil:
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The entire Black Eagles Class of 1180: “I am extremely gay for Lady Edelgard”
Monica von Ochs: “Hold my beer”
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Evil versions of the main cast be like…
Diamant: I have a healthy work/life balance and no fear of fire. I also think caterpillars are cute.
Alfred: What kind of psychopath wakes up at 5:00 AM to go running? That’s prime sleeping time.
Fogado: I put up a facade of being this super dedicated, straight-laced prince, but I actually don’t care about any of that I just wanna party.
Ivy: Late night parties that end with scary ghost stories are the best! Also the divine dragon sucks, go sombron!
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