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inferno-mp3 · 10 months
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givemeallyourpenny · 1 year
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It’s always “how dare you plunge the world into a bloody war” and never “how was overthrowing the church? Was it fun? It looked fun”
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Dimitri: Beg your pardon.
Edelgard: Pardon me.
Claude: 'Scuse me.
Yuri: MOVE, I'M GAY.
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Sylvain: Quick, give me something blunt!
Mercedes: You have a hard time trusting people due to your experiences with your brother!
Sylvain: An object, Mercedes!
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givemeafish · 2 years
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Turning unhinged quotes from my DnD group into Three Houses dialogue to stop myself from looking up Three Hopes spoilers before my copy ships
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legendsoffodlan · 6 months
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Marianne: Professor… Am I ugly?
Byleth: What nonsense. I’m looking at you right now. You’re the most beautiful girl in Fodlan.
Lorenz: Professor, am I ugly?
Byleth: Very much.
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Dimitri: care for weed?
Dedue: does your mother know you are eating that trash
Dimitri: not anymore
Dimitri *starts signing*: when mom was alive-
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kiveriah · 2 years
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heseipikmin · 3 months
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inferno-mp3 · 9 months
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Bealyn (female Byleth): I can explain!
Byleth (male Byleth): You’ve got 5 gay S supports while I only have 3?!
Corrin: 3?! Corrine and I only have one each!
Robin: You guys are getting gay S supports!?
Shez: You guys are getting S supports?!
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Mercedes: So you believe me?
Jeritza: You are the last good person on the face of this miserable planet.
Jeritza: I’d believe cartoon birds made your hair this morning.
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Mercedes: Don't wish ill upon strangers.
Felix: Great advice but remember that if someone has slighted you they are no longer a stranger but an enemy. Hope this helps.
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givemeafish · 8 months
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Claude: The next time Edelgard is angry with me, I'll drape her in a cape and say "now you're super angry"
Claude: Maybe she'll laugh, maybe I'll die
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legendsoffodlan · 7 months
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Byleth: Hey. Wake up.
Shez: H-huh?!
Byleth: I just murdered your entire family!
Shez: B-but I live alone.
Byleth: Huh? Then who are these people in your house?
Shez: There’s people in my house?!
Byleth: Well not anymore! Dumb bitch! You could’ve died! You’re welcome.
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cutmanphil · 1 year
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Claude: We're having a baby. Lysithea: Oh, congratul- Edelgard, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
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