#firebreathing purr machine

[askjoshuafreeman]

… Benrey why are you eating napkins-🐉🐈

He noms on another as he speaks to you, his head tilted slightly.

"Mnff wh-whaddya meamff? 'S good, bro. Whah-whah else, uh, 'm I gunna eaf?"

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #anon #benrey.host #hlvrai #act 3: l'appel du vide #he says. while in a diner.

[asvrai]

Oh no...... 😰-🐉🐈 (woop im new :D this blog is great!)

[The panels drop. GLaDOS’ head tumbles to the ground, sliding nearly to the wall. The chassis swings gently a bit, before lifting itself back up - and where GLaDOS’ yellow head was, Benrey sits, looking incredibly pleased with himself.]

< oh sh*t guys get a load of this >

[The cores, still attached to the various ports on the chassis, start chattering away, and Benrey squeezes his eye shut.]

< ... this is- this is a not-good. can’t think. many thoughts, head full, bro. what if i just-- >

[The chassis shudders for a moment, then spins wildly -- the cores all fly off of it, landing just next to GLaDOS’ disconnected head. Wires dangle from where they tore free, but Benrey seems entirely unbothered.]

How did it...?!

It’s not supposed to be able to do that! The DOS can’t do that!

#asvrai #signed Benrey #signed Gordon #May 16 #May 16 Resonance #((HI FIREBREATHING PURR MACHINE)) #((WELCOME)) #((I'm sorry I didn't set up my 'Only Important Story Posts' tag yet)) #Tatzelwurm Anon #((that is your name bc it's a catlike dragon nailed it)) #Nanobot Memory Bank

[askjoshuafreeman]

I’m going to be honest I don’t know if I’ve used all my anons here but the ones I have are

🐉 🐈, 🔪 🦀, 🧿, 🦔, and 🦚

:3

Stabby Crabby and Firebreathing Purr Machine?!?! :0 It was YOU!!! I cannot believe!! Thank you for sharing this, you were an amazing anon, elusive and mysterious as you were. Here's to whatever comes next! See you on the flip side.

[askjoshuafreeman]

Nice sweetvoice.-🐉🐈

"Thanks. I'm the *lip smack* best at it, bro. Green and uh, BLUE, BRO."

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #benrey.host #benrey #hlvrai #act 3: l'appel du vide

[askjoshuafreeman]

wait are we not emails anymore

[The unanswered questions all spew forth at once, very much audibly this time. It visibly startles the boys quite effectively.]

"Gh!! Wh! What the fuck-! Who the shit said that?!" Allen yells, darting around to find no one else but them.

"I... A-Allen... what was th-that...??" Joshua whimpers out, scanning their surroundings with a cautious eye.

Benrey stares at the two of them in silence, likely very very bored.

[It seems you have your answer for now...]

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #allen.host #joshua.host #act 3: l'appel du vide #anon #hlvrai

[askjoshuafreeman]

What did he say? I’m all curious now :0-🐉🐈

"We'll get there in a bit... I kinda want to go through it in order since this all seems to be going from oldest to newest. I, uh, hope you don't mind."

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #act 2: a watchful gaze

[askjoshuafreeman]

DR COOMER!!! -🐉🐈

"Hah, yep, sure looks like him alright. Even typing in all caps... Guess old habits die hard, huh?"

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #act 2: a watchful gaze #HELLO GOR-

[askjoshuafreeman]

((Oooo I just noticed the new avatar pic thing for the blog, very nice!!-🐉🐈))

//thanks a bunch! I figured we could use a change of scenery since my art style's improved a bunch :D

#ooc #firebreathing purr machine #ask

[askjoshuafreeman]

If you’re worried about the whole “Gordon killed benrey” thing and you’ve seen the person recently, in the case it is benrey, I wouldn’t be too concerned about the whole benrey death thing. Benrey died more than once during Gordon’s run through of Black Mesa

#jfreeman #ask #anon #firebreathing purr machine #coding b #allen.host #act 2: a watchful gaze

[askjoshuafreeman]

:O Alan, are you TRYING to get grease on your pants????-🐉🐈

"Mnh... nnhoo?" Allen responds, his mouth audibly full.

"Jesus christ, you're a goddamn animal."

"Mnnot, shuh uh."

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #coding b #allen.host #act 2: a watchful gaze #hes just very hungry dont judge him

[askjoshuafreeman]

I’m sowwy Josuwua, I cannot contwol how it spweads OwO-🐉🐈

/some crimes can never be forgiven/j

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #coding b #act 2: a watchful gaze #you'll all pay for this mark my damn words

[askjoshuafreeman]

How about putting it on a sticky note and seeing if cb can move it around? They are capable of interacting with the drawings so maybe it’s possible?

We’d have to test it first tho. -🐉🐈

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #coding b #act 2: a watchful gaze #cartoony pop sound effect #they made it smol for a better fit

[askjoshuafreeman]

Welcome back to the waking word CB! How was your nap? (I don’t want to tell them about what happened. like we probably should, but the first appearance of eyeball along with so many other things stressed them out so much... I’m concerned for the little m&m)-🐉🐈

//little m&m I-!!

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #coding b #act 2: a watchful gaze #we've done it guys we found the best nickname for cb

[askjoshuafreeman]

This isn’t good...... I hope nothing got messed up by whatever happened but honestly? It’s probably super Unlikely.-🐉🐈

Reboot Complete. Thank You Very Much for Your Patience.

"Ha, see? Told you it would work. And CB's still sleeping!"

"H... how did you do that...? You don't know anything about computers, Al."

"Eh, little talent of mine."

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #allen.host #coding b #act 2: a watchful gaze #nooo the drawings!!

[askjoshuafreeman]

HECK I DIDNT EVEN MENTION THE CODED MESSAGE FRICK-🐉🐈

Rebooting is in progress, please stand by.

Get yourself something to drink.

Get yourself something to eat.

Have a seat and relax.

Black Mesa Welcomes You to the Future of Communication!

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #act 2: a watchful gaze

[askjoshuafreeman]

So how have you been lately Allen? Doing good I hope-🐉🐈

"... Hey, Al?" Joshua calls out. The chair creaks slightly when Allen answers, suggesting he turned to face him.

"Yeah?"

"... When was the last time you ate?"

Allen bursts out laughing, despite it not being that funny of a question. "Oh my f-fucking-! I'm supposed to ask you that! Damn... heh, look who's getting all responsible."

"Oh yeah, ha ha, that's not a real answer."

"... Wanna order pizza? I can foot the bill. Promise."

#jfreeman #ask #firebreathing purr machine #allen.host #coding b #act 2: a watchful gaze