#firestar doesn’t like waffles

[xxs1lentr4wrxx]

FIRESTAR DOESN’T LIKE WAFFLEZ :”((( <//3

#waffles #firestar #graystripe #warrior cats #warrior cats fanart #warrior cats memes #firestar doesn’t like waffles #rawring 20s #emo #rawr xd #scemo #emo art #emocore #scene art #emo artist #cute #rawring 2000s #chibi #rawr #2000s nostalgia #nostalgia #do you like waffles

[raveneyeart]

Ooooooh Waffle time it’s waffle time, will you have some wafs of mine?

Cringetober day 23: Meme

#warrior cat #warrior cats #cringetober #thunderclan #FireStar doesn’t like waffles #firestar #fireheart #graystripe #my art

[pinkleafxvioletfur]

i cant believe firestar doesn’t like waffles

#firestar doesn’t like waffles #firestar #warrior cats #og #sorry for like. never posting lel #i promise i haven’t been Taken Out by Starclan #i’ve just been busy and dealing with some Not Good things :/

[ria-the-singer]

Idk about this Waffle guy, folks.

I just feel like Firestar wouldn’t like him 🤔

#iykyk #wc spoilers #asc spoilers #thunder spoilers #FIRESTAR DOESN’T LIKE WAFFLES?!

[shartbaby1]

#rambles #warrior cats #Firestar #Firestar doesn’t like waffles meme in 2023?! #apologies for the shit quality imgflip mauled my art #enjoy the shitty lightning pngs ig #also sorry if this has been done before my oopsies

[yourpinkoverlord]

Do you like waffles

hell yeah! XD X3 who doesn’t?? xpp

#I almost linked the TTG Waffles song #or #the Firestar doesn’t like waffles video

[wc-confessions]

Before Thunder was released I thought it would be hysterical if Nightheart and Wafflepaw got together purely because of the “Firestar doesn’t like waffles” video and Nightheart’s insistence that he’s nothing like his great-grandfather.

#confession #nightheart #wafflepaw #firestar

[bonefall]

Warrior Bites: The Overview

A new series on Clan Culture I’m going to be running in addition to my Herb Guides and Warrior Cats conlang, Clanmew. This follows how to prepare fancy meals that a semi-canon compliant Warrior would have access to, with the assumption that the Five Clans are based in northeastern England.

A lot of the feedback and suggestions I got were based on speculating the capability of the cats and the sorts of things they could reasonably prepare, so I think it’s worth it to define the basics!

The Rules

No Poisons

Tool Use + Fire

Sweetness Tolerance + Stronger Stomachs

Northwestern England-friendly

I use the Lake Map Rework

(Explanation of each rule under the cut!)

1. No Poisons

I filter out any food that is deadly toxic to cats. That means that no dish will ever contain garlic, onions, currants, mint, raw potatoes, oregano, so on.

2. Tool Use + Fire Access

autism be damned my firestar can work a grill

I will be mixing in raw dishes here and there, and keeping preparation as simple as possible. However, based on the capability of the cats in canon, able to weave, tunnel, and practice medicine, there’s no reason they would not be able to start fire or handle simple tools.

Plus, it’ll give me an immense amount of freedom! It opens up smoking, baking, grilling, pickling, fermentation...

3. Sweetness Tolerance + Stronger Stomachs

I won’t be changing that warrior cats are obligate carnivores, meaning that 70% or more of their diet is meat, but I will be allowing for some spices and plant material to accentuate their dishes. That means that I will allow foods that (when consumed in excess) can cause upset stomachs in real cats, like rosemary, yams, and berries.

So please do not feed these recipes to your real cats.

The Clan cats will also be able to taste a small amount of sweetness, if the warrior has Sweetness Tolerance.

Sweetness Tolerance is the Warrior Cat equivalent to lactose tolerance. Kittens can taste sweetness and typically grow out of it, but most Clan cats have a gene to enjoy this taste into adulthood.

(Firestar does not like waffles because he cannot taste syrup. Sad but true.)

4. It must be found in northwestern England.

It can be native, naturalized, or invasive, but it’s gotta be accessible in northwestern England, between Wales and Scotland. I’ll also be limiting access to crops and spices that can’t grow wild.

I’m being SO brave about this. They don’t even have pepper :(

5. I am using my Lake Map Rework.

This lets me keep the cuisine largely the same between the Forest territory and the Lake territory, except for ShadowClan’s loss of the carrionplace and the addition of a large body of calm water for RiverClan.

That doesn’t mean I’ll necessarily keep the food EXACTLY the same between the two territories, but it does give me the freedom to make creative choices about culinary differences instead of being stuck with something.

#Warrior Bites #Warrior Cats #Clan Culture #Warrior Cats AU #WC AU #Food #Clan Food #Common Juniper is the closest I can get to spicy in England HELP ME #Did you know it was once known as poor man's pepper when REAL black pepper was impossible to import? #let's all close our eyes and pretend the cats have more sensitive palates for spice #New entry coming out soon for general tool use before I leap back into publishing legit dishes!! I think you guys are really gonna like it!

[everybody-loves-purdy]

praying that when waffle gets back to the clan he says or does something that firestar wouldnt have liked and some character mentions ot so we can have some version of "firestar doesnt like waffles" existing in canon. please.

What if they’re discussing Firestar and Wafflepaw says something and someone says “Firestar wouldn’t like that Wafflepaw”. Or maybe when he joins the clan someone says “your name is Waffle? Even Firestar wouldn’t like that, Waffle…”

I just need some version of “Firestar doesn’t like waffles” to exist in canon, please, we’re so close now

#anonymous #asc spoilers #thunder spoilers #warrior cats spoilers

[goobiestar]

Reminders the fandom still needs after 20 years (and also a reminder myself)

Accusing people of being proship doesn’t make you woke especially if theres little to no evidence other than a ship u dont like

Theres no such thing as cat genetics in wc (yes u can do it) but no flame towards people expanding their colorful creativity on cats, thats weird and ppl have been making these silly designs since 2009

Squirrelflight, Leafpool and Sparkpelt are women that have gotten victim-blamed, they’ve done nothing wrong and have been misread by a majority of the fandom

Glorifying child x adult relationships and incest is weird and proship, also not to mention if you draw it it’s considered feral nsfw and zoophilia, yeah. Just because you don’t support zoo and pedos out of ur phone doesn’t mean you can draw/write gross feral cat porn with it. Dumbass.

Drawing and animating is not only for godlike artists like nifty-senpai or sagutoyas, you can still begin art as long as ur happy drawing and sharing, no one holds you back.

Actually i really would like seeing beginner artist’s art, i feel like beginners need more support

Firestar and waffles is a historical event in the series and no one should forget it

These dumb cat books do not listen to you, go crazy with aus and headcanons the way you like it

Oc x canon and making kinsonas is not cringe your cringe if you say so

Anthro warrior cat aus are equally as fun as feral warrior cats aus

EVERY single warrior cat relationship is problematic whether its toxic, age gap or related who fucking cares as long as ur not being gross and glorifying any of the problems,,,

you can fix warrior cat ships since they are all messed up in a way there shouldn’t be a big fit about ships like ravenbarley or talljake.. who cares……..

#goobie bites #no art #warrior cats

[brackenfur]

warrior cats fandom was at its funniest when firestar doesn’t like waffles was released, we will never achieve that level of humor again

#wc #shark noises

[cursedbyrey]

something tells me firestar doesn’t like waffles…

[marshclaws]

Ai generated Firestar doesn’t like waffles

#warrior cats #Firestar

[fandomsoda]

it was a reference to firestar doesn’t like waffles

I see! Nice to meet someone who was also around for when that meme was still vaguely relevant-

#soda answers #yeah soda likes warriors too

[spiribia]

How can I vote for Firestar when he doesn’t like waffles?

for the LAST time, he DOESNT know what a waffle is!!

#anon #:3

[wc-confessions]

the original video might be iconic but firestar doesn’t like waffles thing is unfunny as hell now, on the same level as jayfeather x stick jokes. overused, boring, tomato is thrown, etcetera.

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#text #anonymous #confession #warrior cats