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violet-919 · 2 years

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I unironically believe that Destiny Guardians are literally the best warriors in all of fiction. Like, if you were to put a 6-Guardian Fireteam against any other really powerful being/force in any fictional universe, the Guardians would win because they are paracausal (Guardians don’t obey many laws of the universe)

Justice League? Superman: Celestial Nighthawk shot to the face (he won’t even be able to dodge with superspeed because Golden Gun shots travel instantly). Flash: Stasis freeze and shatter him, don’t need to catch up to him, only slow him down. Batman: Even the guy with a crazy amount of gadgets can’t create something to see paracausal invisibility. A Nightstalker can easily sneak up on him and stab him. Wonder Woman: Good luck deflecting a Nova Bomb, babe. Green Lantern: I seriously doubt he can make anything that wont be cut or burned through by multiple Dawn Blades being flown his direction.

Avengers? Iron-Man: Have you ever had your skull burnt through with Sleeper Simulant? Would you like to? Cap: …We don’t even need the light for him. Shoot him with Anti-Barrier rounds and move on. Hulk: We could shatter him with Stasis, or maybe we could stick some Anarchy rounds on him then dump him in a pool, or maybe we could poison him with Thorn, or maybe-. Thor: Gods are nothing new. Yo, Thor! I’ve got your hammer right here! How? Oh, don’t worry about it. *Thor procedes to get pummeled by 2 Burning Mauls* Black Widow: ………Seriously?………. Uh, pew pew ig. If anything, she can’t get away from a Seeker Grenade. Hawkeye: -_- You kidding? Bang bang done. Spider-Man: Take your pick! Sniper, Blade Barrage, Chaos Teach, fusion rifle, the possibilities are endless. Dr. Strange: Kinda trcky, I’ll admit. Too bad a Shadowshot will rid him of his powers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kratos? Again, we’ve killed (many) gods before, what’s one more? Tether that mf then Nova bomb his ass, maybe use his own weapons against him.

Doomguy? Demons, gods, tomato, tomato. Quick Stasis freeze and then a Thundercrash his face out of existence.

Skynet? Yeah, because we totally have never destroyed legions of time-traveling robots before.

Spartans? Say hello to my little friend, Gjallarhorn :) I will always have more rockets than your little armor-lock can resist.

Godzilla? Shoot the eyes out, Blink inside the stomach and a Nova Bomb will do the rest.

Dr. Manhattan? These hands too quick even for him, Golden Gun shot to that stupid little forehead bullseye of his.

Titanfall Titans: Chaos Reach, Thundercrash, Nova Bomb, Gjallarhorn, take your pick!

Darth Vader? Tripmine grenade, just need to lure him in.

Thanos? Now that’s a good one! Though a suppressor grenade would blind and stun him temporarily, not letting him use any of the stones and giving us time to grab some if not all of them and use them against him. Alternatively, Shadowshot and then shoot him with Divinity tight before barraging him with rockets, sniper shots, supers, etc.

I’m running out of examples but I think you get the point. So what do you think? Am I wrong in assuming Guardians are the apex predators of fictional warriors? Is there something/someone else that could defeat us? I’m willing to debate this on the notes.

(Sorry for the long post but idk how to make it do the “keep reading” thing)

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kook-meister · 4 years

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Hawkeye-9, Hand of Fire

- for his commendable proficiency with Dawnblade

Class: Dawnblade, Attunement of Flame

Loadout: Halfdan-D (auto rifle)/Kindled Orchid (hand cannon)/Hammerhead (machine gun)

Armour: Thick and intricately detailed, uses Starfire Protocol as an Exotic

Ghost: Fillan, male

Identity: Exo, He/Him, Hetero-ace

DOB: 9 years prior Red War

Voice: Monotone

Language: English

Body Type: 6’5, stocky and fortified

Background: Early on, Hawkeye-9 was recruited by Fireteam Riverforce, a group of veteran Guardians who dedicated their time to getting rookies up to speed and out in the field. Casey Vanders, a Titan with 16 long years under her belt, became Hawkeye’s closest friend. Four years later, he planned to gift Casey a fireteam license in honour of their friendship. On the night of return from a mission, she was unfortunately killed in action. Hawkeye, grief riddled, enrolled himself into Ikora’s Hidden to try and bury his feelings in work.

Current Activity: Two years later, Hawkeye-9 left the Hidden and returned to regular Vanguard duty, registering the license under the name “Goldrush” in honour of his fallen friend. Himself and five other Guardians run infiltration missions that have 99% success rates.

#destiny 2 #destiny ocs

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