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gunsatthaphan · 3 months

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🥺🥺🥺

#cooking crush #cooking crush the series #cooking crush ep7 #neo trai #aungpao ochiris #fire x dynamite #firedynamite #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #nah this was so cute 🥺😩#also side note but im obsessed with dy's clothing style lol #like i want that shirt lol #but also isnt this a public library? how can they just sleep there lmao #or maybe i missed something

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koroart · 4 months

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Sleepy Lions 🦁✨

#watch them get scolded later for yawning in public #at least dimitri tried to cover his mouth #lambert doesn’t give a fuck #he’s the king he can do whatever he wants #:: my art #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem #lambert egitte blaiddyd #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #rodrigue achille fraldarius #felix hugo fraldarius

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paeonie-s · 10 months

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my current read on yoshidas ch is that hes the equivalent of a high schooler being made manager of a mcdonald’s bc all of his adult coworkers quit which leads him to believe that the fate of the world now depends on his ability to keep the drive thru times below 90 seconds

#chainsaw man #csm #i doubt this is the reality bc of themes of everyone being irrelevant pawns in the horseman/primal fears grand plans but it would be v funny #if whoever’s in charge of public safety rn meets up w yoshida and is like wdym you didn’t convince denji to stop being csm 😐 u were out only #hope ig were fucked now 😔 while yoshidas moments away from setting the building on fire thinking abt his calc 1 exam tmmrw #sometimes the fate of the world depends upon ur fry person and sometimes it depends upon manipulating the host of a primordial being w lame #ass threats related to his similarly immoratal thru a cycle of reincarnation baby sister/former boss #.txt

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faetreides · 20 days

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summary: king!aegon ii targaryen x afab rhaenyra’s child!reader

cw: CANON TYPICAL incest/targcest, boot worship, free use, public, voyeurism/exhibitionism (non con on the guards part 💀), hints of reader being just as much of a weirdo i’m sorry (rhaenyra can’t blame them tho), used a valyrian translator so if there’s any mistakes no there’s not <3, fucking on the iron throne as a celebratory end of work day thing, everything is 100% consensual on reader’s part, one use of “whore”, aegon’s pet names are all food related 🥴 (deadass almost had him call reader beer for the joke)

wc: 888 (🎱✨)

block & move on if uncomfortable !!

do not repost, translate, or give ai my work

last hotd fic for a bit bc i’m out of ideas

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“Ry paktot, ilagon ao jikagon, jorrāelagon (all right, down you go love).”

You and your uncle Aegon have the strangest end of day ritual. It always starts with you being shoved on your knees, his hands cradling your shoulders to protect you from the sharp iron throne.

All others are sent away from the room, save for a few guards that had been eyeing your body far too much for his liking. You were yet to be married but numerous whispers of your sexual exploits ran through the castle like wildfire. Aegon II Targaryen, was a king that one could not even sneeze in front of for fear of setting him off. So he is careful to keep those shrews' musings away from you, it was a feat of strength to coerce you into being as bold as you are now.

“Come now, elilla (honey). Clean my shoes so i can give your cunt the fucking it deserves.” He orders you, and you are all too eager, especially with the eyes of the uncomfortable guards on you.

You pray to the Gods that Aegon does not catch them looking with their peripheral vision, pausing your fun to murder more of the staff would really rain on your parade.

The shoes of your king are cleaned before you put your tongue to them, something that you’re almost disappointed by at this point. You are tempted to ask him to turn away the shoe shiner for next time.

His crown has the same red haze surrounding it that lives deep within Aegon, and it commands your attention all the same. You let your eyes softly fall shut as you run your wet tongue along the edge of his boot. The metallic tang has become an old friend, as well as any paltry specs of blood you find. You fear that you could possibly develop a craving for it.

You prostrate yourself before your betrothed as if you were a humming bird that had come face to face with Balerion himself. A house kitten mewling for the attention of a tiger. It is not unlike performing a blow job. Your lashes become the sheer curtains you look out of and your mouth fulfills its purpose.

You flatten your tongue and begin to dip into the crevices, getting every inch of his shoes slick with your spit. Aegon has his weeping cock in the firm hold of both of his hands, and he times his strokes to every flick of your tongue.

Your “services” last for what feels like an eternity. Your uncle’s eyes wander to keep the forcibly voyeuristic guards in check. You can hear their feet shuffling on the ground as they squirm behind you, and Aegon is so pleased by this that he returns his attention to his beloved pet.

“Prūbres (apple), that is quite enough. Come back up, darling.” He says while gingerly rubbing the heel of his boot into your cheek.

“Yes, qȳbor (uncle).”

You clamor into his lap, taking the initiative by lifting your previously stretched hole over his cock. One of his hands claws into the flesh of your hip to steady you, and the other positions his cock upright. Once you get past the pink tip, your walls are snugly wrapped around his entire length in seconds. You both groan as he bottoms out. Aegon wastes no time and digs his nails into your other hip, lifting you off of his cock until the tip catches against your entrance and swiftly dropping you back down.

“My whore, a jewel worth more than any found in my crown.” The word comes out between gritted teeth, but the thumb drawing loose circles on your pearl is kinder. “Not one of those filthy dogs will ever know the pleasure of a cunny as sweet as the one made for me.”

“They will not.” You whined, relishing in the red marks his nails were no doubt leaving on your jiggling ass as you bounced on his girthy cock. “Only you, qȳbor (uncle), only my king. They could hang for all I care.”

You have an awful habit for letting words flow from your mouth with no thought of their consequences. It’s not your fault though, you muse as Aegon scratches at your moving globes of flesh, your cunt takes priority more often than not. You ignore the spark that ignites in his soul at the foolish declaration.

His thumb stops teasing your clit and rubs it harshly up and down until your rapid bouncing ceases in favor of chasing that high. He only has to spank you a single time for you to shatter around his cock with an angelic and blissfully soft moan. You let your torso fall to his and you bury your face in his neck as his other hand travels to grope your other ass cheek.

Aegon spills into you with an embarrassingly long and loud groan, licking at the pulse point of your neck as he fucks himself into overstimulation. This is the only time he will allow the guards to drink your sex in, so they can gawk at the pure amount of spend that leaks out of your ravaged cunny. He pretends not to notice or enjoy the stares, spreading your fat cheeks to give them a better view.

“Leave us be.”

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groundrunner100 · 5 months

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I declare these Olympic Games OPENED!!!!

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wowitsverycool · 8 days

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sigh...................... i think we need to get 2016 undertale fandom levels of annoying. we need to take drastic measures. i want ISAT not just to be popular but to be NOTORIOUS. do you understand. do you understand me

#we need to go off the deep end and we need to do it QUICKLY.#get me ten markipliers playing this videogame STAT #if everybody else isn't sick and tired of seeing it everywhere by fall you're FIRED #we need it in the streaming platforms. we need it on the youtube. we need it in clickbait theory videos #chop chop time is money everyone come on #good fandoms seldom make history everybody get REALLY MEAN to each other RIGHT NOW #<- joke please continue to be nice actually i like that part.#but. i mean. if someone wants to bathe in a darkless sharpie bath as a publicity stunt well. i wouldn't complain #isat #in stars and time

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pratchettquotes · 9 months

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Ankh-Morpork no longer had a fire brigade. The citizens had a rather disturbingly direct way of thinking at times, and it did not take long for people to see the rather obvious flaw in paying a group of people by the number of fires they put out. The penny really dropped after Charcoal Tuesday.

Terry Pratchett, Jingo

#ankh morpork #jingo #discworld #terry pratchett #fire brigade #public service #cause and effect #human nature #incentives #money #charcoal tuesday #a rather disturbingly direct way of thinking

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northgazaupdates · 14 days

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5 April 2024

Environmental engineer Dr. Tamer Al-Najjar reports a growing outbreak of hepatitis in north Gaza. He and his colleagues warned of this months ago, when the occupation fully cut off Gaza from water and directly targeted water and waste management infrastructure. He writes,

In the northern Strip, a condition known as "Jaundice of the Liver" is prevalent, referring to the initial stages of infection with Hepatitis A due to a dangerous mix of pollution, food and sugar scarcity, and poor water quality.

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akabanerio · 7 months

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Katara: Alright, it‘s gone on long enough. Let’s settle this misunderstanding right here and now

Katara: Hands up-Who here thinks I am dating Zuko?

Katara: …

Katara: Zuko put your hand down

A RE-DO of my Assassination Classroom post but with Zutara ;)

#katara #zuko x katara #atla zuko #zutara #avatar zuko #incorrect avatar the last airbender quotes #atla #atla katara #avatar aang #fire lord zuko #public enemies #enemies to friends trope #enemies to lovers #avatar katara #katara atla #prince zuko #zuko fanart #zuko fanfic

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larachelledrawsfe · 5 days

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Judgement cannot come soon enough...

Commission for Levi!

#lehran #sephiran #fire emblem fanart #fire emblem #fe9 #fe10 #tellius #fe10 spoilers #first public comm complete phew #and it's Tellius heck yeah!!#my art #emblemcon

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kitsumo · 1 year

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saw the worst opinion that "making fankids for minor pairs is gross because youre fantisizing them having sex" and i literally cannot be the only one who thinks that is really stupid

cause like. a lot of people making fankids. are kids, who just want to make a future for two characters they like, which are probably ALSO kid characetrs because, theyre kids themselves. i know i did that all the time with mlp, although it wa smostly wiht the mane six

AND the other people making fankids are doing it to explore what a design would be like, and even still when i make fankids now i am NOT fucking thinking about that, and i promise you nobody is

#i love vague posting #if you guys know whats this is about congrats #but still. such a fucked opinion like i cannot even comprehend how they got to that conclusion #its like those memes where people are like “omg parents with kids in public are just going around showing people they had sex” but liek #theyre beign serious about it. wild #wof #wings of fire

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koroart · 6 months

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Eats a bri c k

#I love them so much #who are they judging?#we shall leave it up to the public opinion ✨#:: my art #fe3h #wip #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem #lambert egitte blaiddyd #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #fe3h dimitri #fe3h lambert

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classicasongoficeandfire · 1 year

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Rhaegar and Lyanna by Martina Cecilia

#valyrianscrolls #rhaegar targaryen #lyanna stark #house targaryen #house stark #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #asoiaf art #date of publication: February 26 2010

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knightsickness · 6 months

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I get the cristin Cole obsession because I am obsessed with him and Allicent's dynamic. it's so weird and twisted and complicated and based on religious shame and duty, it's obsession, it's actual courtly love. and f&b has some great lines but yknow the issues with it. the only thing I wish they had put in the show is Allicent saying but who will protect the princess from Cole. bc I think that just furthers their fucked up bizarre relationship. like the only man she trusts is bound to not have sex and the only woman he likes would never have sex with him.... much to consider

legit SUCH an insane line in relation to them .. delightful sicko layer to their mutual shame+misery celibate pseudo-het relationship. either she never believed that and said it anyway or does and doesn’t care .. keeps him around both as the only sane person here who realises my stepdaughter is the devil and my state-sanctioned guy who kills anyone i don’t like and as guy who represents rhaenyra’s worst crimes in my eyes fully aware he’s a dangerously unstable serial killer but he’d rather kill himself than hurt her because she’s the virgin mary. courtly love sicko eunuch besties 🫶

#main change from book cris arguably that in the show he’s worse at plausible deniability #in the book it’s clear he’s a serial killer but he covers his tracks it’s all maybes and rumours #in the show he just keeps barehands killing people in public with very little provocation #implication that the greens are so tightknit at covering atrocities that him killing a guy at the table was completely covered up is fun #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #hotd #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #criston cole #alicole

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r-aindr0p · 3 months

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Probably how the song cover yuu au would start, it branches from this headcanon post nothing too interesting as he mostly does it while alone but I figured I'll draw a little introduction in case I do random doodles of this little au.

Basically, he tries and sings >regrets it >posts the song >regrets it again >it gets shared >oh no >oh please no no no >ah fuck it, might as well film a clip for a cover at some point >not showing his real self tho

He labeled the songs as lost media as an excuse but he's not wrong and not right either, somehow... Since the songs are not from twisted wonderland they were never lost, but rather never existed but he can't tell this so yeah.

#twisted wonderland #twst yuu #don't ask where the mic went when the keyboard spawned idk it's magic #first cover is decent he'll get better gradually though I don't think his vocal range is crazy he's just a lil guy after all #so he probably adapts some instrumentals according to his range 'cause yeah vocaloid songs go so high sometimes pls miku let us keep up w/#no idea what song he makes covers of probably weeb stuff but with a slight accent #through the fire and flames is out of the question but maybe lilia could nail it death metal style #dude would probably cry if asked to sing in public so he is probably not suspected for now #i cringe at my own au but hey cringe is in the eye of the beholder just like art so it varies from person to person

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nevarroes · 1 month

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have the first panel separately too just because zooming on this app is horrendous sometimes🤲 (full thing here)

#gortcas #cas' stupid gentle expression whenever he looks at Gortash vs his “thinking abt roasting u over an open fire” expression he gives others #him keeping his gaze on Gortash at all times in public to make sure nothing happens but then he just stares like a lovesick puppy....😩

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