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#first ask for itamun
ask-the-eu6 · 3 years
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Hello! Nice to meet all of you! So Italy, since you're in charge of food, which is superior: French or Italian food?
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Italy: "I don't think there is a better cuisine than the other, I mean... Romano what are you doing?!?"
Romano: "Move over brother! You have no idea how to answer this!"
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Romano: "Without the Italian medieval cuisine, the French wouldn't even have silverware to eat properly! Most of their famous dishes, like crepeas, were totally invented first by us! That chiattillo of France would never admit that,but I am here to finally clear things up once and for a..."
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France: “Mon cher! What great things you have to say! Very interesting for sure~ But I think the important thing is to ignore those that want to divide us, mediterranean countries with good cuisine, when we should focus on those that do not have the same talent and luck as we have! 
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France: “Like for example Germany with his potato obsession or Sweden with his rotten fish. Not to mention the edible misery the Anglo-Saxons serve on their tables!” 
Romano: *grumbles* “Perhaps you are right! This reminds me of what that Austrian potato bastard did with his food the other day when I was over at his place....”
France: *mentally* “Oof crisis averted!”
Italy: “But... but... I wanted to answer” *sobs*
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