I have teeth for a reason
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"First idea, best idea" can be true if you only have one idea.
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🌸Five Comfort Characters, Five Tags🌸
Tagged by my beloved @ahhrenata!! TY BABY!! Phew gonna resist the urge to overthink this or we’ll be here a while
Eddie Munson (Stranger Things)
Bertie Wooster (Jeeves and Wooster, novels by PG Wodehouse)
Marta Cabrera (Knives Out)
Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)
Sir Percy Blakeney (The Scarlet Pimpernel)
Tagging! @greenlikethesea @leftofus @aidaronan @dallae @friendship-switchblades
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First thought best thought, where is all the magic hiding? Under the unmade bed, beating beneath the floorboards, just on the other side of the thin walls? Who bricked it up how did it get to the top of the closet? First autumn, last winter, where is the moonlight now? I used to bathe black and blue I used to drip holy water
Where did the full moon go? Where did the long nights and evening wind run off to? Who’s left to call, who’s left to love me? Where did all the wonder go, the frozen fingertips and and awestruck mouth? Where are the long long nights without a sunrise, why does the sun always rise these days?
I used to rinse my soul like river stones, used to dry it in the cracked cold day air, used to stack myself all up the next day like a fresh new morning. I used to pull every horrible thought out of my head, leave it empty and scrubbed black. Used to sit in the sky and talk quietly to everything that ever will be. Where did god go? Where is that vast hand that used to hold me? Where is the universe, the whole of the sky? Where is my life, and all the bird song?
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i can’t bear growing up
i hide from my friends behind a metaphorical mother’s legs
i can’t sleep; i spend nights sick until 5 AM
i promised my advisor i could grow up quicker than the curve
just to prove i could grow at all
my seniors compose a world much too big
and growing far too quickly that i am flung off the earth and hit the universe
to float about in gruelling asphyxiation
in seconds elongated in decades
until my expiration
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Spewing
I want to make something totally original
I am hungry but need a purge
I don’t care to be inspired
There isn’t room
I want to turn inside out onto paper
To be projected into space
Spew out of my brain buckets of color and lines
Disintegrate and reform less a tumor
And the clarity of it all
Will silence my world like a perfect vacuum
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incredible translation of sheeesh thank you google
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meet cute at your local żabka
english translation and notes under the cut 💗💗💗
żabka (froggy) is the name of an extremely popular corner shop chain in Poland, it's literally everywhere
My translation is not always literal but sometimes vibes based, like in PL version Sanji doesn't use "jesus" in the second page, but the expression "ja pierdole" doesn't have an english equivalent that would make sense in this contex, literally it means "I fuck" lmao
I now see I mixed up prepositions when Sanji asks Luffy for the sauces, uh oh ANYWAY
I also didn't translate the cans Zoro brings at the end, the writing on the cans says "potwór" which means "monster", so yup these are basically monster energy drinks but translated literally hence the capitalized P as the logo. Why does he drink that instead of some Polish ass beer? Good question, I just enjoy calling them drinks Potwór, and dont know much about beer
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Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.
It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.
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rough concept for the unique boss within the deku-tree
(required for the quest to repair the mastersword; boss name is a placeholder)
(totk rewritten project)
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Elf Princess
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bruce 'tired single dad' wayne: *lecturing jason once again on something he did during a fight*
jason 'theatre kid extraodinare'' todd who immediately starts fake crying on the spot: do you just not love me anymore?
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So like serious question. Joseph’s voice. Is it deep or is it high.
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i love all the flavors of howdydarling art you make sm!! i've really been stuck on the drawings you did of wally with insomnia, i love the idea of howdy carrying his ass to bed when he shows up at the bugdega totally exhausted. i thought it'd be cute if wally stepped in to take care of howdy too when he's feeling overworked, or the two of them just collapsing into a nap pile at the end of a long day
It’s been raining all day and the vibes for cuddles n sweet shid is I m m a c u l a t e
Sometimes when I think about howdy and Wally, I think about them doing that specific lil wiggle/dance you can do with your followers in cult of the lamb smhhh (and frank really wanting to join but is very shy about it)
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Crazy to think that from his perspective he went from thinking it would be funny if he cloned his own consciousness to then spending years tormented by the indignity of a cage wrought up by his own hubris.
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