Castle Swimmer Dashboard Simulator 2
🔄 gay-ass-seagrass reblogged sandyshells
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Threre are ha;ir thi eves haeving sex ;;; in my castsle’swalls sned help
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There are hair thieves having sex in our walls and now I’m getting fucking HECKLED
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This has to be the funniest reason I seen for accusing a post for being fake cause like…it implies that they thought it is simply impossible for anyone here to be the same age or have similar usernames imao
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I can’t believe that out of all things, I’m being accused of lying about my castle having hair thieves infestation. I don’t think some of you guys understand just how much of a nightmare it is t;o ha e (32$$:?2 s)3$:!/@“/ svehiwsjlajwvdbk
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Op? Op are you good?
🌿 gay-ass-seagrass Follow
The hair thieves fucking got them
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🐬 divingdelphinus Follow
Head of the Guards: Oh hey, you guys are back early-
Guard: God Mouth’s haunted
Head of the Guards: What?
Guard: [grabbing a leister and heading back out the castle] God Mouth’s haunted
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There are three evil witches from the dark sea traveling through the Purple Peaks? Damn, are they single?
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🔄 kitti-fishh reblogged
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As a mer with any basic morals, what mini gods are capable of is terrifying. I have heard so many stories about poor castles being cursed because they defend themselves from an unprovoked attack from a minigod. No creature should have the ability to damn someone or a whole castle to a cruel fate because they defended themselves or an offence out of their control.
However, as a petty bitch-
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You. You Get It
#LISTEN #I’m not SAYING that if I had mini god destructive powers I would use them constantly for petty shit #I am simply putting it out there that the temptation would possibly pass my mind
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🔄 lesbiankelp reblogged
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What if we k-kissed at the bottom of the god mouth 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳
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🔄 needling-on reblogged
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A list of things that I have learnt about/was told by the thirteen year old boy that has recently been staying at our castle with his mother (with every single thing being confirmed as being true):
-His mother threatened the leaders from their original castle that she would cut off their HEADS if they ever came near her son again cause they were treat him like shit. It should be mentioned that she said this TO THEIR FACES in front of THE ENTIRE CASTLE
-His first sword fighting pupil is a cursed prince (from what I’ve heard from his mother, his pupil is basically a big brother to him now)
-Also, his first pupil happens to be the beacon’s BOYFRIEND???
-AND HIS PUPIL IS FRIENDS WITH TWO OF OUR RULERS HERE, ONE OF WHICH IS MY OWN QUEEN???
-He could probably beat every guard at my castle in a fight
-He has broken a grown man’s arm so badly it popped in the other direction because he made fun of him and his pupil
-His mother was almost kidnapped by a giant trench monster in the God Mouth
-He stabbed said trench monster in the eye to save his mother
-He has recently fought an evil witch
-Him and his mother have also recently met the beacon
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Love seeing everyone’s priorities
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🔄 seadaisies reblogged
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okay but can someone tell me what is up with petrified pufferfishes? i swear, every time I plan for a trip, without fail, someone wanting to help me with supplies will give me one of these stupid little guys and just. Refuse to elaborate further
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You fool. You halfwit. A senseless sentiment from a simple-minded stooge. Your denial of me will bring forth your downfall. Your ignorance will wrap you in the garments of your rising. What will you have when you’re buried in the sand, choking on your own blood and no merciful god to hear your pleads?
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feel like my skeleton is about to jump out of my god damn skin, what the actual FUCK does this mean???
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🔄 give-that-axolotl-a-knife reblogged
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The Surface God released me into the wild and now they’re hunting me for sport
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🔄 nauticalnymph reblogged
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Of course you have an unending sense of dread as you desperately cling to a prophecy that could never be fulfilled. and pronouns
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Easy site
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🥒 cutecumbers Follow
Oh the things I would give up to live the rest of my life as a little sponge. Bouncing around all day. Not a single thought ever going on behind those eyes. The ideal existence
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The Purple Peaks
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🪨 mossy-rocks Follow
rip to everyone who died while trying to swim to the surface but I’m different
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if I wanted to reach the surface, I would simply just swim straight up until I got there
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you know what i’m gonna start swimming up there right now
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🔄 moonjelly reblogged honeydew-gourami
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Do we still talk about that giant mini god crab that was destroying the Purple Peaks and making it basically impossible for castles to live peacefully there? Like whatever happened with that?
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The beacon completed the crab’s prophecy and turned him back to normal so things are chill now
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What’s not clicking?
#you know who does click though? #the crabs #bunch of funky little guys
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