lol

dream smp fandom is so funny to me because there’s a lull in content for a few weeks where sure there’s a bit of stuff going on here and there but nothing big is really happening

and then suddenly BOOM ranboo lore; the red banquet; clingy duo meeting up; george’s streaming anniversary; new manhunt: dsmp server anniversary; tommy and jack fishing vlog; god knows what fucking else; ALL WITHIN THE COURSE OF ONE WEEKEND?

enjoying some fresh 🐟🐙

Tommy's alt twitter account went dark after that revival stream

And in jack's fishing vlog he also went dark by covering his face with philza's hoodie merch

So does that mean in canon he's just

sleepy 

Frank and Leo, it's not really uncommon but maybe you could draw them actually being decent bros with each other??? like, not fighting over Hazel and just being chill, nerdy boys, enjoying each other's company and laughing like silly teens and acting their age??? Either way your art is amazing and you're the coolest cucumber in the sea. You really be out here just being an ICON. Bless you, you funky little "drawing/giving the Riordan characters we were robbed of what they deserve" artist.

If you don’t think Leo’s instagram stories would be lit af puns kill me you seriously need to reconsider your take on his character.

Meanwhile, earlier in the day:

“Did you fall for it Stay?”

the fishing vlog 

YOONJIN FISHING 🎣

I can’t believe how much vlog content Tommy’s making, in such short time. xD Anyway, here’s Tommy and Jack’s brother, Josh Manifold. Once again befriending his friends’ family members.

petition for dan and phil’s fish to record secret vlogs of them since they won’t record any

That fishing hat Jack Manifold has is by far the best worst thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life so here’s some screenshots of it so you too can feel my pain

Yoonjin on their fishing date pt. 2. 🎣

BTS Reaction-Vlogging with Jin 🤴🏻

Backstage

On Holiday with the boys

Going for dinner

Arcade date

Plane Vlogs

Fishing with Jin vlogs

Outfit of the day segment

He takes the vlog on stage

Sleepy Jin

Jin take over

OSMP headcanons. Many thoughts. Head empty.

So the nocturnal gang, yeah? We have Wilbur, a mob type that only comes out and night and burns in the day, Scott Smajor, because he needs to see the stars, Fundy, because foxes are mostly nocturnal, and Ranboo, because while there’s no evidence Enderman are nocturnal they seem like they could be.

The nocturnal gang has the vibes of working the night shift, except less tiring. Sometimes they actively get together and chat, but mostly they’re off doing and their own projects and just happen to fall into conversation. Like Ranboo working on a lengthy build getting into a nice conversation about astronomy with Scott, or Wilbur wishing Fundy luck on stealing from whoever his next victim is that night and leaving a gift of flowers or seeds for him when he gets back.

Other potential editions to the nocturnal club include:

- Phil but he’s based on an owl. Owl’s have this fringe on the ends of their feathers that lets them fly silently, making him show up to trouble making even more of an “oh shit” moment than it already was. Certain owl’s hearing is even good enough to hear animal’s heartbeats. He and Fundy have a bit of a war going on where Fundy tries to steal from him and he’s not having it, made ten times harder given Phil’s nocturnal senses. It gets wild.

- Niki based on either a jellyfish or anglerfish. These fish aren’t “nocturnal”, per say, but they are bioluminescent, aka glow in the dark. She’s always encouraging the other day people to try and stay up with them sometimes, promising she’ll be a source of light for them. She got Sneeg to stay up once, but after being chased around by Wilbur all night he said he would pass. She alternates between being awake during the night and the day so she can split her time between all her friends. 

Other random headcanons include:

- Wilbur sleeps like a bat, wrapping his tail around a ceiling beam and covering himself completely with his wings.

- Niki has this nice mossy cavern where she sleeps. When fish sleep they just kinda float at the bottom of the water. Like fish, her eyes are open when she sleeps.

- Tommy, chicken boy extraordinaire has these long swooping rooster-esc tailfeathers. 

- Also it’s kinda weird that the avian origin is vegetarian. No bird is completely vegetarian. The stereotypical diet for an average bird is worms and bugs and stuff. Most birds if they aren’t birds of prey are omnivores. I guess they did it for game balance but it still bugs me. Therefore I propose Tommy is a vegetarian by choice. We all saw the fishing vlog, every iteration of Tommy is too soft to hurt an animal (well except for Pussboy. But shhhh). 

- Another fun fact, foxes have scent glands similar to skunks but instead of releasing them they are mostly used for identifying themselves and marking their territory. Therefore osmp Fundy canonically, if we abide by the rules of biology here, smells stinky. It’s his ultimate revenge against Phil. Even if he gets his items back, they’ll forever reek.

- Tubbo’s arms and legs are fuzzy like a bee’s would be. He has accidentally gotten stuck to Ranboo many times, to the point where Ranboo thinks he’s doing it on purpose to mess with him (he is).

- Fundy builds a network of tunnels that he, Sneeg, and Slimecicle use to safely travel through the SMP. Little people have to stick together, after all.

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*angry toddler voice* i don't want to wait for the fishing vlog i want to see jack being tommy's tired older brother while avoiding being pushed in the water and drowned right now >:(

people are always talking abt how soothing it is to watch cooking/gardening/fish feeding type youtube vlog channels but no one ever mentions my fave genre: crystal mining vlogs

I can not physically explain how much power there is in the scene in Jack's fishing vlog where they're both wearing sunglasses and walking towards the camera, also just how Tommy is purely causing chaos the whole time, and just generally opposed to fishing in a FISHING VLOG LMAOO, also just the line "Why don't they have proper faces" while looking at a box of worms LMAOOOOO

god the fishing vlog... good day to be an inniter. personally the most hysterical thing to me is how he instantly drops his Streamer Persona when talking to strangers and just reveals that hes actually just the sweetest kid ever. thats really the core appeal of tommyinnit, anyway, the contrast between the gremlin exterior and the softest kid interior -cube-cumb3r (chronic inniter)

Yes, right? They live in tandem, and it results in this endlessly entertaining ball of energy, we love to see it. I just really love vlog content, man, I might’ve gotten bored of Minecraft, but I just might watch some old Tommy VODs that I missed just because that kid is just always funny and sweet