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Elon Musk has announced that for $48 per edit, retweets will now be able to change the content of the original post. When asked for comment, popular author John Green tweeted that:
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capesandshapes · 1 year
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aconfusedgoose · 1 year
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I did not have John Green returns to Tumblr on my bingo card.
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Sorry for my bad Photoshop skills and my inability to actually use Tumblr
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lunalovegood2 · 1 year
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It's a good joke. A great joke even.
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officialelon-musk · 1 year
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As I near 120M followers on Twitter, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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batcavescolony · 3 months
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Guys, People on Tiktok have beef with John Green. Now they're even stealing how we forced John Green off the site. (He must be so tired, he's the reason YouTube is popular but he can't stay on any other popular site without people having unnecessary beef with him)
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necrofuturism · 1 year
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John Green was on Jeopardy and he had an entire category to himself and not a single clue was about his favorite tastes. Sad.
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excalibutt · 1 year
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so at my very adult and grown-up job, I was printing 1099-MISC tax forms and I was fucking sucker-punched by box #5 here...
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impalalord · 1 year
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John green just announced his return to tumblr on a new account
Sound the horns of war
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nyamafriend · 1 year
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🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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maladaptations · 7 months
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oh so that’s why he talks and writes That Way
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serious-goose · 1 year
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john green returning to tumblr at the height of the pornbot resurgence? we're really in it now folks
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pumpkabitch · 1 year
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John Green has some thoughts about tumblr :)
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mumbledletters · 1 year
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twicedailyquotes · 1 year
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I dislike the phrase 'Internet friends,' because it implies that people you know online aren't really your friends, that somehow the friendship is less real or meaningful to you because it happens through Skype or text messages. The measure of a friendship is not its physicality but its significance.
John Green
Introduction of This Star Won't Go Out: The Life and Words of Esther Grace Earl
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