sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
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characters cleaning blood off their partner's face is just PEAK romance actually. bonus points if it's someone else's blood
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