#five feet apart cuz theyre not gay

[thelonecalzone]

:) 🩸💀

#kcfh #kevin can fuck himself #pattison #patty x allison #A Scone and a Book #kcfh fanfic #two idiots fighting in an alley five feet apart cuz theyre not gay

[keiphoria]

me vs accidentally handing my dad my laptop to check something out when the google doc i have open is titled “two girls in a hot tub”

#oh i love his lacking observational skills #it was a little joke bc i dont have a title yet #and its a wlw fic 😭 so #two girls chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cuz theyre not gay!!! #yknow??? but JESUS #cece chit chatz

[nerves-nebula]

Mikey, watching Casey and Raph from afar as they hang out: Two brooooooss chilling in a hot tubbb FIVE FEET APART CUZ THEYRE NOT GAY

mikey would be pushing them closer so that they realize they're gay because oh my god. Raph famously doesn't think turtles have sexualities because they aren't humans and therefore it doesn't apply to them or something. so he's painfully unaware of his gay ass relationship with casey until he's like 19 or something idk.

#nnstuff #ask #rasey #teenage mutant neglected turtles #tmnt raph

[katharine-hepburn]

richard the lionheart and saladin, five feet apart cuz theyre not gay @groomersnape

[ao3feed-maxiel]

by lccygne Clearly, Max and Daniel are just bros. Best bros who get along and occasionally touch each other’s balls – but in, like, a bro-y way. A little platonic nut tap. And if occasionally, a nut tap turns into a lingering touch, which turns into a fondle, which turns into a quickie-handie? It’s not gay if they say no homo. Checo is an unfortunate third wheel and witness in the longest running game of gay chicken in history. Words: 4060, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Sergio Pérez, Daniel Ricciardo, Max Verstappen Relationships: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Additional Tags: Comedy, Crack, POV Third Person, someone please save checo, checo drinks a lot of tequila

#maxiel #ao3feed-maxiel

[tsunflowers]

two bros sitting on a couch in the wasteland five feet apart cuz theyre not gay

#deep space planet future gun action

[watercolor-rainclouds]

two bros chilling at a detective agency five feet apart cuz theyre gay but working on different cases

#textposts that would probably make my dad cringe :) #this sorta has a story behind it but instead of getting upset im just gonna post this

[jdidolau]

228 - 231. two bros sitting in a hot tub five feet apart cuz theyre not gay

[They arrive at the spa to wash away their fatigue]

[On their way to the changing rooms]

JOJO Is that the tub? It has a little chimney! That’s so cute!

DIO The water is boiling…

[The water looks piping hot]

DIO It looks a bit like an oil barrel… Are we sure the staff aren’t going to cook us in this?

JOJO (Chuckles) I’m sure it’s fine, Dio!

[Jojo dips his hand in]

JOJO Oh, it’s nice and warm! Let’s hurry and get changed, Dio!

DIO Yes, yes, come on, Jojo.

---

[They come out of the changing rooms in their spa clothes]

JOJO We can go in now, right? Right?

[Puppy Jojo rushes to the tub]

[He dips his hands in again, then goes in]

JOJO Ah… that feels nice… Dio, get in! It’s nice and warm!

[Kitty Dio approaches warily]

[He dips his hand in the water]

DIO (Hiss) Ow, that’s too hot!

JOJO Eh? It’s fine, isn’t it?

[Jojo dunks his head under]

JOJO Haaa~ See? It feels really nice, Dio!

DIO Ugh…

[Dio slowly puts his feet under the water]

DIO (Hiss) That’s still too hot…

[He bravely keeps his feet submerged]

DIO I don’t know how you can stand it, Jojo.

JOJO (Chuckles) Afraid of a little heat, Dio~?

DIO (Scowl) Well, I suppose you certainly wouldn’t be bothered by it, since you’re already a human heater. (Kick)

[Dio splashes Jojo]

JOJO Agh! Dio! (Laughs) The water feels nice, though!

[Jojo returns the attack]

JOJO Don’t you agree~?

DIO Jojo…!

[And so the water fight begins…]

[We can only see their silhouettes now…]

[Is this a water fight or are they just splashing around?]

[They eventually got tired and reach a draw]

JOJO The water really does feel nice, though! Especially since we drove all day yesterday, and had to trek up a mountain too… The warm water is really soothing~

DIO Hmmm… (Intrigued)

JOJO (Smirk)

[Dio braves the heat and slowly steps inside the water]

DIO (Hiss) Ugh…

JOJO Hmm…

[Mischievous Jojo stares at Dio]

JOJO Dio, come over here! Sit next to me!

DIO Absolutely not! It’ll be even warmer next to you!

JOJO Aww, I just want to sit next to you! We’re friends, aren’t we?

DIO Don’t think I don’t see that look on your face, you troublemaker. If I overheat, you’ll have to take responsibility.

JOJO I’ll gladly take care of you any day, Dio! Just like how you took care of me when I sprained my ankle!

DIO As tempting as it is to get pampered all day, I’ll pass. ...The water does feel soothing now that I’ve gotten used to it, though.

JOJO Better than my massages~?

DIO (Smirk) Nothing can beat this hot tub right now, Jojo~

JOJO Hmmm, we’ll see about that~

[A crew member brings something over]

STAFF Here are some snacks for you two.

JOJO Oh, wow! Thank you very much!

DIO Yes, thank you. We can’t eat in here, though, Jojo.

JOJO Ah… I don’t wanna leave the water, though… But I wanna eat…

DIO Just go out and come back in after you’ve had your fill.

JOJO Hmmm… I have a better idea! Can you feed me, Dio? Pleaaaase?

DIO Feed yourself!

JOJO Pleaaaaaaase?

[Pouty Puppy Jojo mode activated]

DIO … (Deep sigh) Fiiine, you big baby.

JOJO Thank you, Diooo~

[Dio unboxes their snacks]

JOJO Oh my goodness, that looks so good…

DIO There’s some rice rolls, a salad, and some meat buns. The meat buns would be a bit messy, so you’ll have a choice between rice rolls or salad.

JOJO Rice roll, please~ Is there tuna gimbap?

DIO Here’s one.

[Dio comes to feed him]

(Nom!)

[Jojo eats it in one bite!]

JOJO Delicious! It tastes really good!

[Dio tries one too]

[He brings over a salad to Jojo]

DIO Careful not to drop it in the water.

(Nom!)

[Jojo takes a bite without dropping anything in the water]

[Dio takes a bite too]

DIO God, it’s cold.

[Dio goes back to the tub]

(Waddle) (Waddle)

[It’s great to be back in the water]

JOJO Thank you for the food, Dio~

DIO Hmm.

[Jojo suddenly gives Dio a foot massage]

DIO (Groans) That hits the spot~ Jojo, your punishment was over last night, you know?

JOJO This is thanks for feeding me~

DIO Hmm, well, I won’t complain, then~

JOJO Still think the hot tub is better than my massages?

DIO (Laughs) Maybe just a little.

JOJO I’ll definitely come out on top someday!

DIO (Smirk) What, are you going to fight the hot tub, Jojo?

JOJO No, I’ll just get even better at massages, so you’ll admit I’m the best. (Pout) I want to be the best in Dio’s eyes.

DIO ...Maybe you already are.

JOJO ...Really?!

DIO Well, second to me, of course.

JOJO (Laughs) Of course, of course, how could I be so silly! Dio is the best of the best~

DIO And don’t you forget it~

[The members enjoy a relatively calm morning as their aches disappear in the heat of the water]

#jonadio idol au #;;main story #arc 5: dormant feelings #pb bv ep 4

[eliaswasoncehere]

two bross chillin without shirttttssss five feet apart cuz theyre not gay

*dances awkwardly*

#asks

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Rub a dub dub

Three men in a tub

Five feet apart 'cuz they're not gay

#vine #crappost #nursery rhymes #five feet apart cuz theyre not gay #two bros chillin in a hot tub #meme

[massively-multiplayer-cereal]

two bros stealing from a treasury five feet apart cuz they're not gay

#world of warcraft #flynn fairwind #mathias shaw #battle for azeroth #fairshaw #two bros chillin in a hot tub #five feet apart cuz theyre not gay

[mildbubblefruit]

Mermay Day 1: Celebration

A hick boi celebrating his best mer-friend’s bday

#art #drawing #artists on tumblr #monster #digital art #piranha #mermaid #mermay #mermay2020 #two bros chilling on a waterbank #five feet apart cuz theyre not gay #bubble art

[voltaicfox]

Land of Beats and Shouting - Prologue 

Happy 10th anniversary, Homestuck! In celebration, I figured I’d release this comic I’ve been aching to do. I hope you all enjoy the ride that will be this comic! For now, this will not have a consistent upload schedule, but I will try to do a fairly good job at keeping it updated semi-regularly!

First (You Are Here!) Prev Next 

#Land of Beats and Shouting #Lobas #New Comic! #Homestuck #homestuck 10th anniversary #homestuck 10th #413 #homestuck 413 #karkat vantas #Dave Strider #Alternate Epilogue #I made this before hearing of the possibility of an epilogue so #We'll call this an alternate end #I'm excited for this project!! #FishiestCatfish #Two dudes #Chillin in a hottub #five feet apart cuz theyre not gay #Post-SBurb/SGrub #Fan series #OwO #prologue #LOBAS Prologue

[ao3feed-maxiel]

by lccygne Clearly, Max and Daniel are just bros. Best bros who get along and occasionally touch each other’s balls – but in, like, a bro-y way. A little platonic nut tap. And if occasionally, a nut tap turns into a lingering touch, which turns into a fondle, which turns into a quickie-handie? It’s not gay if they say no homo. Checo is an unfortunate third wheel and witness in the longest running game of gay chicken in history. Words: 4060, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Sergio Pérez, Daniel Ricciardo, Max Verstappen Relationships: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Additional Tags: Comedy, Crack, POV Third Person, someone please save checo, checo drinks a lot of tequila

#maxiel #ao3feed-maxiel

[secretlotsixam-archive]

decided to start playing some get famous stuff with a couple of 100% very straight dudes who recently met on a craigslist ad 2 become roommates in very expensive del sol valley, but. uh. as said previously, del sol valley is very expensive, and their furniture’s arriving tomorrow, and y’know...

#AHAHAHA.... UNLESS???? #mine #ts4 #ts4gameplay #ts4 gameplay #the sims 4 #two bros #chilling in a hot tub #five feet apart cuz theyre not gay

[itsmeezra]

did anyone really think this title would be emotionally gripping and not meme material in the post-Vine world we live in

#two bros chillin in a hot tub #five feet apart cuz theyre not gay #two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cuz theyre not gay #five feet apart #vine #i SPECIFICALLY did this to piss off my little sister lmao #five feet apart movie #idk what else to tag lmao