If You Are the (Chosen) One Chapters 9 AND 10 are out!
Fives writes fake deep Tumblr 2010s poetry, Fives causes havoc, Fives attempts to tell Ahsoka he loves her (but is this just a ruse? Idk... but Rex definitely wants to murder him at the earliest convenience).
Need convincing to read it? Just see the beautiful cover art for the poetry (I might have jokingly made the entire book...)
21 notes
·
View notes
in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
32K notes
·
View notes
the way that no one wears a mask at my local LGBTQ clinic, and in fact comments on my mask like it's just this hilarious little idiosyncrasy that I still wear one and not because I'm immunocompromised and we're in the middle of a pandemic ... as if there isn't an airborne virus that literally fucks up your immune system ... as if we didn't lose a generation of queer people to another virus that fucks up your immune system ...
24K notes
·
View notes
the fact the fnaf kid's hair colors in the movie match up with the animatronic they were stuffed into (w the exception of bonnie) feels deeply fucked up cause you just KNOW william did that shit on purpose. like yeah lets make a matching game out of this why not
4K notes
·
View notes
Chapter 7 of If You Are the (Chosen) One is out!!
Chapter 7: The Council, I Am
The Disaster Trio and Padmé call for an emergency meeting with the Jedi Council to discuss the Chosen One prophecy and the dating agency.
Mace Windu has a mental breakdown or two, Yoda is off the wall (quite literally), and did someone mention a kazoo?
It’s unhinged and I hope that’s the vibe you need in your life today.
12 notes
·
View notes
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR FOLKS
He got a makeover. No more star, but he has lights
2K notes
·
View notes