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Mammon does in fact tattle to Lucifer about Asmodeus and Fizz's relationship. Let's say the Helluva timeline lines up with Lucifer and Alastor getting closer sometime after season 1.
Lucifer doesn't know why Mammon bothered, even if Lucifer didn't have whatever was going on between him and Al -- he still wouldn't give a fuck. And he'd give even less of a fuck considering Mammon was still committing copyright infringement for his park, the audacity of that man was astronomical.
Still, Mammon calls a meeting to spill the tea because even he knows Lucifer is a hermit who does not keep up with the drama of Hell's so-called elite.
Asmosdeus finds out and therefore Blitzø finds out. So they all crash the meeting to give Mammon what-for. Fizz and Blitzø because they've never met Lucifer and think he's going to be pissed. Moxxie and Millie because Blitzø lied about where they were going and refused to let them leave. Stolas for moral support (and he's also never met the King, sue him, he's excited despite the circumstance) and Ozzie because he couldn't stop them so he might as well join them.
Following multiple very unnecessary pit-stops and shenanigans, they finally arrive at the palace---and it's too late.
Alastor has already kicked Mammon out and now he and Lucifer are doing paperwork, gossiping, and fighting over the (according to Alastor) tacky interior design of the palace.
The Helluva gang bust in (Blitzø is on a horse for some reason, he's very happy about this) and it's very anti-climatic.
Asmodeus: so you...don't care that I'm in love with an imp?
Lucifer, dad mode: You're in love? I'm so proud of you!
Blitzø: Just to be clear, I'm fucking this bird, there's nothing you can do about it
Lucifer: Okay??
Alastor: Darling, they think you care about hell's hierarchy
Lucifer: Oh! Yeah, uh-no. That'd be pretty hypocritical of me considering [gestures to Alastor]
The Helluva crew leave the palace once Lucifer and Alastor start bickering again looking like they've escaped a hurricane, wondering if they should be sending the King of Hell a 'Congratz on the Divorce' card.
Moxxie: ...does this mean we have two Kings now?
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Mini Fizz and Ozzie Timeline Theory
Recently I was thinking about this line Ozzie says from "Oops":
"But you haven't been to the Greed Ring alone since becoming Mam's big brand figure."
As revealed in the Mammon Musical Special, Fizz won his first pageant 10 years ago. Assuming Fizz and Ozzie met and dated after said first win, this gives us a couple of possibilities regarding the timeline of when the two got together.
Option 1: Fizz and Ozzie started dating within a year or two of that first win. This possibility would imply that the two moved pretty fast in their relationship and it didn't take long for Fizz to move in with Ozzie.
Option 2: Fizz moved to the Lust Ring after he won his first pageant. Now this might seem a bit odd since Fizz would work for Mammon and assuming he was already living in Greed, why would he move to Lust? The answer might be simpler than you think: his prosthetics. It was probably easier for Fizz to live in Lust for the maintenance of his prosthetics if we assume that he was hooked up to his current prosthetics via some sort of deal between Mammon and Oz. And gradually over time as Fizz saw Ozzie more, then their relationship would have developed over time. It's also possible that Mammon could have given Fizz more protection at the start of his employment but probably started cutting costs as time went on and this could be when Ozzie would either accompany or provide security to Fizz as he goes to Greed.
Would love to hear what other people think!
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Hellaverse fan poorly explains problems people have with the shows, in no particular order (9)
The Exorcists aren’t powerful
Was an asshole for 1/3 of the show
Have a “unhealthy power dynamic”
Don’t know how to communicate
Woman rescues her husband “too much”
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