very genuinely, why do y’all hate sassy SO MUCH. what, do you think she meticulously plots and plans the times she sees ted to be when he’s not emotionally well………it’s not like she KNOWS? she didn’t know about his panic attack in liverpool, how would she know about his trauma in the funeral ep, and even last night,,,, she like. seemed sympathetic and supportive when ted was telling her about michelle and jacob. very sorry that sassy and ted get along? it’s not some SCHEME of hers???
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I kinda wanna grab him by the ears and ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski.
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Ted: Rebecca kissed me.
Roy: No!
Higgens: Oh my god, oh my god!
Ted: It was unbelievable.
Higgins: We want to hear everything. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or like...
Beard: or "I have to have you now" thing?
Ted: Well at first it was very intense and then we just sort of sunk into it...
Higgins: Was she holding you, or were her hands like on your back?
Ted: No actually, first they started on my waist and then they slid up and then... they were in my hair
Higgins, melting: ohh...
Meanwhile:
Rebecca, eating biscuits: Uh and then I kissed him.
Sassy, day drinking: Tongue?
Rebecca: Yeah.
Sassy: Cool.
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[Warily opens a Ted Lasso fic by an author I don't know and waits to see if they're normal about Nate and/or Sassy]
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