#flostie

[aggressivenesswhilecrying]

I'm reminded everytime while I enjoy smoking weed

#its a really flosty feeling tho #i like it #im a bit motivated #time goes by quickly and slowly #in a bit gold #just a little cold #calm #no worries #im good #im chilling #im watching my favorite movie #doing fantastic #aggressivetalks

[classickirbyland]

Here comes that wily walrus, Mr. Frosty

#mr frosty #mr flosty #mr. frosty #walrus #Kirby's Adventure #ka #kirby's dream land 2 #kdl2 #i am the walrus #goo goo gajoob #walrus man #the blue walrus #kirby super star

[bucket-of-amethyst]

sausage also has a whacking it out moment in his latest new life episode im pretty sure. just btw

RIGHT IN FRONT OF GEM???!?!??! AND HER SALAD AXOLOTL FLOSTIE????

#ATROCIOUS BEHAVIOR SOOSGE #mythical sausage #new life smp #new life #geminitay #bucket of random #i did not expect to have a collection of these.. fkfkf

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Mr. Frosty

Debut: Kirby’s Adventure

Happy Funny Walrus Friday! Here is this week’s Funny Walrus, my personal favorite of all the Funny Walruses we have covered and will ever cover here on funnywalrusesposting.tumblr.com! Mr. Frosty is an ultimate classic funny walrus, one dear to me for most of my life now, and he does it all with a complete lack of tusks. This is just a testament to his potency!

Mr. Frosty has been a mid-boss since nearly the very beginning, and of course he always brings with him frosty abilities! If a Kirby game has mid-bosses, Mr. Frosty is nearly ALWAYS there! And if Mr. Frosty is there, he WILL flaunt his buttocks.

Mr. Frosty’s big blue butt is an integral aspect of his character! He is evidently SO proud of it! In later appearances, this blue section would be depicted as a patch sewn onto his pants, but in earlier ones, it’s unclear if that was the case, or if both buttocks are always just hanging out. They sure are shiny!

He shows off his considerable rear shelf when readying an ice cube to throw, so it seems like he’s not INTENTIONALLY showing off his rear, right? Just leaning over and they happen to be there?

Well, in his first 3D appearance, Mr. Frosty outright slaps that thing any chance he get! No accident here! He’s a cheeky guy and there’s no denying it any longer!

Ok, I’m done talking about this pinniped posterior now. Sorry. There’s just so much material. Look at this hat from Battle Royale! Now Kirby can dress as the funny man himself! Shall we get another angle?

Ok NOW I’m done I swear!!!

Very sadly, we have never been able to play as Mr. Frosty... this early image from the cancelled Kirby’s Air Ride may indicate he could have been playable there, but we may never know for sure! But then...

Kirby Star Allies, the game where nearly any ability-yielding enemy can be befriended and playable, including mid-bosses, depicting Mr. Frosty as 100% friendable! Could it be...?

It can’t be. That’s not him. I love Chilly! I love him a lot! But we have been able to play as him before, and he is not Mr. Frosty. Mr. Frosty is the ONLY mid-boss in the game who is not playable, and remains unplayable to this very day. But, at least we got the next best thing...

Behold! An extremely wonderful image! In Forgotten Land, Mr. Frosty joins the Beast Pack, becoming Wild Frosty! Nothing seems to change about his personality, since he acts the same and is said to still be jolly and beloved by all is coworkers. But look at his new ice tusks! He’s So Cool. And look in the bottom left! The new Frosty Ice ability is basically a Mr. Frosty ability! A very cute knitted hat in his likeness, and the ability to create absolutely precious snowruses! The description even states that Mr. Frosty must be so proud of these snowruses, so I guess using this ability makes you like his apprentice! I love to put the snowruses in funny situations.

Name: Mr. Flosty

Debut: Kirby and the Amazing Mirror

Sadly, Amazing Mirror had a glaring lack of Frosty, but at least they made up for it with something almost as good- Mr. Flosty! Obviously, this is Mr. Frosty’s Mirror World counterpart, who is all about dental hygiene!

Name: Mr. Floaty

Debut: Super Kirby Clash

Wouldn’t you know it, Mr. Frosty is not the only funny walrus around! (not that there are unfunny walruses) Mr. Floaty is here to have some summer fun! Please direct him to the nearest pool! He is really just a water variant of Mr. Frosty, but he IS a distinct character, and I love him!

While we never get much insight into Mr. Frosty’s actual character, something always important to note with Kirby characters is the distinction of gameplay and story, mainly in regard to the roles of enemy characters. He may be a mid-boss, but I really don’t think Mr. Frosty is a Bad Guy. From the description of Wild Frosty, he in fact seems to be very friendly and nice! That’s exactly how he should be. Ideally, though, I think he should also be an ice cream vendor. That would suit him perfectly. I think he would love nothing better than scooping up smiles!

Finally, Mr. Frosty is real now! Thank goodness. And yes, yes, you don’t need to ask!

It is accounted for!

#mr frosty #mr floaty #wild frosty #kirby #kirbys adventure #kirby enemies #not mario #funky friday #mod chikako

[chillywillow1]

Mr. Flosty

[apagandose]

Luz

1.

No niego ser platónica de corazón.

La ciencia es el idioma del romance

y vos pronuncias cada palabra a la perfección.

2.

Desearía que tuvieramos un entrelazamiento cuántico.

Que cada acto de bondad,

adrenalina de amor

fuera replicada por tus átomos.

3.

Movilizas el origen de lo que soy.

Mis cuerdas vibran y cambian

bajo el sonido de tu voz.

4.

Nos tocamos.

Mi cuerpo se parte.

Genera una reacción en cadena.

Incinero ciudades enteras.

5.

Tu calor alimenta mis células, al lado tuyo solo siento que crezco.

Me haces tan bien pero tan bien que me retraigo intentando contenerme

Tengo miedo de volverme persona toxica

Un agujero que se apropia de lo ajeno.

Que no deja escapar tu luz.

#flostie #poem #poema #writing #texto #escrito #text #slam #science #ciencia #español #spanish #love #amor

[fallow-foot]

Ref for the 3rd life empires area on r/place finished!

Details!

Hearts are the hearts in between martyn and Ren and Fwhip and Jimmy for the first two and the others are from our allies!

Red green and yellow heart: Portugal

Blue red and white: Nepal

Black pink white: kpop

Pink heart: tree bark

Blue orange yellow: fish fucker flag

Flosties so we don’t drown!

Dogwarts flag as scarf!

Pizza waist sash

Binkie our beloved is on the back of the jacket!

Poppy and wither rose on the cuffs!

Paint brush to defend against and paint pixels!

#r/place #3rd life #last life smp #dogwarts #empires smp #idk what else to tag this with

[voiddemon]

Just a handful of King golem hcs because >:(( hmmmdhdgrrhrrgrr stone tower cool.

Ok so King Golem has existed for a long, long time- at least that’s what he remembers and believes.

Moonlight mansion was literally built over him by Mr. Flosty, and after a lot of arguments they agreed that the mansion belonged to the both of them.

King Golem isn’t the creator of all golems, but most were made with his hands.

He’s a King in name only, since he named all of them after himself (“golem” ) and they started to refer to him as their King.

He and SDDD have fought many, many times. Particularly because of the above point, as the golems (and some of the other residents of moonlight mansion) refuse to recognize him as their king. They started to avoid and ignore each other when Skirby came around and try not to rock the boat.

Skirby is very, very important to him. He generally acts like a wise old uncle or grandpa. Skirby doesn’t visit as frequently as he used to, but he tends to stay longer to make up for it, which King Golem enjoys.

He knows about DMK, but has never met him.

King Golem spends most of his time reading, with the golems bringing him books, poems, and whatever else they can find. Some even write things for him, and he adores these things.

He keeps every letter ever sent to him. Most of them are from Skirby, and the rest are from golems who’ve wandered far from home to explore.

He chips and cracks easily, so he ended up making a few small golems to keep him in tip-top shape. They also help with repairing the other golems, but still have to bring the worst cases to King Golem himself.

King Golem can tell exactly where a stone or gem is from, as long as it’s from the mirror world or dreamland.

He’s tried to keep a few plants, but without sunlight they always die. They aren’t quite his thing anyway.

Mans got Perfect memory.

King Golem is generally very calm and reasonable, but extremely defensive of both the mansion and those he’s close with. It absolutely infuriates him when he can’t do anything because.., tower under a mansion.

A few specific rocks are kept around him at all times, and he speaks to them. Asking for advice, sharing stories, telling them little things he’s learned. The other golems also bring them flowers and sit next to them. King Golem is extremely defensive of them but never explains why.

That’s it go home

#it’s weird how all construct monarchs have eyebrows #it’s a sign of power #that’s the only explanation #king golem

[hologram003]

Misty Flosty Love

こんなにあなたの事を思ってるのに。

#ラブライブ！サンシャイン!! #ようりこ #百合 #mfl

[matomeno]

まとめのインテリア - t | ひかりは、こおる。 FLOSTY(フロスティー)

[luckycin2]

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[miblogdegatos]

RT @protemataro: GOS ESCAPAT! Flostis s'ha escapat a Sant Cebrià de Vallalta, urbanització Vistamar. Té molta por. Si el veieu, no el perseguiu. Ara cal poder-lo ubicar. Si el veieu, si us plau, escriviu a [email protected], o comenteu aquesta publicació. #gosescapat #femxarxa #esbusca https://t.co/4ybulzugoH

#IFTTT #Twitter

[beneflip33]

. Flosty Flower .

[apagandose]

Confetti

Me despierto queriendo

volver mi nombre un silencio 

en tu boca.

No hay mas que una pared al final de este tunel

Pero yo

Soy una zarza

este cuerpo es terreno sagrado

me prendere a mi misma fuego si es necesario.

------

Un dia mi espiritu sera una fiesta 

llena de glitter y musica al palo

El amor una explosion

de confetti en cada cuarto.

Y vos no vas a estar invitado

#flostie #español #spanish #escrito #writing

[apagandose]

Chernobyl

Te imagino

Te siento

Las manos calidas

En mi cabeza

La central que me compone

Pasando los dedos expertamente por los pliegues

Mucosas desagradables al tacto

Drenando el agua sucia que recorre las endiduras

Queriendo limpiar una herida

Un fisura en el nucleo de lo quien soy

Que arde, escuece al tacto

Se siente en el aire

No sabemos donde esta

Pero esta

Y te siento a vos

Besando los raspones

Con un amor que no se como imitar

Sin los miedos que llegan con el conocimiento

Quisiera que me enseñes el movimiento de tus manos,

La ternura de tu voz

Un expecto patronus para el dolor

Soy sin dudas la persona mas emocionalmente inconsciente

Violenta, fria, silenciosa, que conozco

Se depiertan

Mis manos de tijeras

Afiladas hasta el artasgo

Con uranio y radiacion

Despligo cortes profundos, puñaladas

Tengo un 6/12 en la escala de la ceguera emocional

Nivel 7 en la escala de accidentes sin control

Si no me decis que se termino

Que exploto todo

Mostras la contaminación desbordando de mi centro

Quemandote por dentro

no me entero

No me creas en contra del karma que me espera

No tengo problema en que me arranques

El pelo, la piel entera

Desintegres todas mis celulas

No creo haya nada que puedas hacer

Que me haga sentir peor

Incluso si me re cagaras a golpes

Prendieras fuego

Te cogieras a todos mis amigos

y nunca nos volvieramos a querer

No se si estoy tocando fondo

O solo bajando otro escalon

Pero por favor

que esto sea tocar fondo

Que no haya otro escalon

No quiero averiguar si lo puedo manejar

No creo soportar romperme mas

Quiero que esto sea el final

No tengo quien se anime a desarmarme

Quien quiera limpiarme por dentro

Se anime a tocarme

Me escondo de mis amigos bajo tierra

La seguridad de la distancia

Mis paredes de plomo y cemento

Morire de hambre como todo lo que quema en frio

Asfixiada por mis propios instintos

Sin poder pedir perdon

#flostie #poem #poema #escrito #español #slam poetry #poetry #perdon

[apagandose]

No se que futuro te deseo

A veces quiero que seas feliz.

Genuinamente

Sin malas intenciones ni sarcasmos

pensando que lo eso podría significar.

Quizás, así

Serias incapaz de lastimar a nadie mas

Todas tus palabras un brillo incandescente

Que enciende la gente cerca tuyo

---

Hoy mi amiga me repitió

Todas mis palabras

una bandada de mantas

una estufa en invierno

el agua de la playa lavándome los pies

"El sabia lo que estaba haciendo"

"En su lugar hubieras parado"

"Estabas en shock"

"Hiciste lo mejor que pudiste"

"No hay excusas"

"No hay lógicas"

"No hay grises"

"No es tu culpa"

------

Otras veces pienso que nunca vas a entender

O mejor dijo

Que nunca te va a importar

Y te deseo toda la infelicidad del mundo

Una vida infinitamente larga

De noches de insomnio

Deseando cortarte todas las venas

---

No me hace ruido

el acto en si

Sino el después

Yo pidiéndote que me toques

Y lo seco que fue todo

Vos yéndote a dormir mientras me callaba el llanto

Y todos los mensajes

Pidiéndote que nos veamos

Que me cojas.

Cuando quiero morirme

la mutilacion

es lo mas fácil

-----

Me da culpa que no te deje por ninguna razón normal

Podrías haber hecho cualquier cosa conmigo

Y hubiera vuelto rogando

Arrastrándome entre la mugre

No fue por los ataques de pánico

Cuando decías que querías morirte

Pero te negabas a ver a nadie

Y yo temblando

En la calle del terror.

No te deje esa vez

Que te fuiste de la fiesta

a coger con otra piba

Sin importarte nada

¿Te acordas esas semanas del mal?

Una chica que conocíamos

intento matarse

Y por un momento todos fuimos animales salvajes

Observándonos entre nosotros

Viendo quien había hecho que

Queriendo curar con nuestros dientes

Todo lo que sentíamos un bola de miedo y dolor

Pasamos esos días recriminando gente juntos

y sin embargo repetiste

patrones, sus pasos

No podes decir

que no sabias

Lo que hacías

Querer cogerte a la piba que casi se suicida

Como pretendiendo un consentimiento

Un sentido, un deseo

Que no esta.

----

A veces no pienso en vos

Pero hoy no es el día

Hoy quisiera que tu cuerpo fuera el mio

Poder acariciarme entera

apaciguarnos las heridas

Tomar la ametralleta

Destruirlos a todos

Hasta que solo quedemos nosotros

Y no quede nadie mas a quien dañar

Nadie a quien decirle gracias ni perdón

Solo vos

Y yo

La empatia tu única opción

Compartiendo mi asco

La nausea ensordecedora

Por sabernos merecedores

De todo lo que nos paso

#flostie #poem #poesia #writing #text #spanish