[Description and transcript: A nine second tiktok in which Tom Cardy's Perception check song plays. As the non-sung lyrics in the background say, "So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter," a cut-out puppet of Hiromu Arakawa's cow avatar moves in front of conceptual sketches of Edward Elric. Overlaid text reads, "Arakawa, designing Ed: 'So he'll be 150 cm tall.'"
This text is replaced by another that reads, "The FMA fandom for the next two decades:" while a person with a slightly manic look to them appears and the character's voice in the music is suddenly cut off by another going, "I cast vicious mockery. Nat20, let's go."
The person dances and sings along to the lyrics, "You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you," while holding a Fullmetal Alchemist manga volume with Ed on the cover. The subtitle line for "and nobody likes you" has an asterisk that refers to a text box at the bottom of the screen that reads, "(He's rightfully one of the most beloved shonen protagonists ever)."
The video ends abruptly as the singer sing-yells, "Short!" and the camera zooms in a chibi Edward Elric figurine.]
I just saw this on my dash for another fandom and I couldn't help myself. (i went with one character per alignment, obviously there are many other obvious choices.)
*Pulls up to drive through*
"Can I get uuuuuh.... mom please"
"That'll be 35L of water, 20kg of carbon, 4L of ammonia, 1.5kg of lime, 800g of phosphorus, 250g of salt, 100g of saltpeter, 80g of sulfur, 7.5g of fluorine, 5.6g of iron, 3g of silicone, 15 other trace elements, your arm, leg, and brothers body."
"Aight bet."