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twinktor-frankenstein · 5 months
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I don't know why I did this but I had a vision okay wjhdhd
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celestial-toys · 1 year
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Sun & Moon + Text Posts [1] · [2] · [3] · [4]
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Michael: *Explaining how he got scooped during Sister Location and used as a way to escape*
Michael: It was... it was crazy.
Jeremy, remembering the time Michael accidentally said The Grink instead of Grinch: Was The Grink there?
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 23 days
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Solar: Look at this thing.
Solar: *holds up Jack like a cat*
Solar: This thing has not a single thought in its head.
Solar: But this thing is my son.
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saturncodedstarlette · 10 months
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Y/N : I’m having problems with a guy.
Michael : Like “his dead body won’t fit in your car” problems or “you like him” problems?
Y/N : The “I like him” problems.
Michael, shrugs : Too bad, I could have actually helped you with the other types.
Y/N : . . .
Y/N, trying not to crack a smile : You would bury yourself?
Michael : Yeah I mean— wait—
Michael :
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Michael: l am soaked in the blood of my siblings and my mother, I am the bastard son of a the devil on Earth. I am a monster in every sense of the word. I live only to destroy, to consume the lives of peaceful people until they're as rotten and miserable as I am, There is no one left to hold me when I cry. when I die not even the crows will want me.
Henry:.... Michael... When was the last time a human person hugged you?
Michael: 2007 November 24th Someone was trying to steal my keys....
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l3viat8an · 6 months
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Diavolo: MC, do you want the job as the brothers babysitter attendant or not?
MC: How’s the pay?
Diavolo: Not great, but the hours are worse :)
MC:….*sigh* I’ll take the job.
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Splinter's Ghost: You have one job. Be there for your brothers and be the new Sensai of the Hamato Clan. Leo: That's two jobs.
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azar-rosethorn · 9 months
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Security Breach/Ruin Incorrect Quotes Part 7
Chica: Christmas lights?
Vanessa: Check.
Monty: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Vanessa: Check.
Moon: Santa suits?
Vanessa: Check.
Gregory: Shovel?
Vanessa: Check.
Cassie: Alibi and bail money?
Vanessa: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Monty: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Eclipse.
Moon: You just said it again.
Eclipse:
Monty: I am not a role model.
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Moon: Hopefully Gregory has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Gregory: Oh, shut up and die Moon.
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Sun: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!
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Eclipse: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Moon: I don't want your advice.
Eclipse: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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*meeting Glitchtrap*
Vanessa: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Vanny: That sounds like a dare to me.
Vanessa: Oh my god.
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Cassie: What’s it like being tall?
Cassie: Is it nice?
Cassie: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Roxy: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Gregory: It was one time!
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Gregory: I will send my army to attack!
Gregory: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
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Bonnie: We’re getting married, bitches!
Freddy: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Freddy: I am going to need you to swear-
Monty: Fuck.
Freddy:
Freddy: ...swear as in promise.
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Vanessa: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.
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Roxy: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The FazFam: Awwww-
Roxy: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The FazFam: Oh.
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Cassie: This is a safety pin.
*cuts off end*
Cassie: It is now a danger pin.
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Gregory: I CAN'T DO IT!
Cassie, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Gregory: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Roxy: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Gregory:
Gregory: I appreciate it,
Gregory: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Chica: Gregory-
Gregory: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Freddy: Gregory we gotta-
Gregory: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Gregory: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Gregory, motioning to Vanny: NOT FUCKING THIS!
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freak-accident419 · 3 months
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mike: (talking about what happened to garrett, etc.)
y/n: (thinking) oh, i’m gonna burn in hell for sure. here he is, talking about his poor dead brother and i can’t stop wishing his hands were taking off my clothes.
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incorrectquoteslobby · 6 months
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Micheal: Dad, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. Car: *click* Micheal: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDREN'S LOCK ON?!
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cherrilemon · 5 months
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Michael: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Abby: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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celestial-toys · 1 year
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Sun & Moon + Text Posts [1] · [2] · [3] · [4]
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incorrect-fnaf-quotes · 3 months
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Glamrock Bonnie: My hands are cold.
Glamrock Freddy: Here, let me hold them.
Glamrock Bonnie: My lips are cold, too.
Glamrock Freddy: *Covers his mouth with a hand*
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 22 days
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Eclipse: Ladies can’t handle my rizz. It’s too much for them.
Solar: Fancy way of saying you’re gay and a bottom but okay.
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saturncodedstarlette · 6 months
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Y/N : U sad?
Michael : I wouldn’t say I’m “sad”.
Y/N : But if like a semi truck was speeding your direction you wouldn’t step out of the way or…?
Michael : :)
Y/N : ?
Michael : :]
Y/N, growing concerns : Michael?
Michael : *Seen*
Y/N : Michael ansWER!!!!
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