GUITA R SMASHING GRAND OPENING OF HARD ROCK CASINO

May 14, 2021

Yall it's a very sad day in the Fall Out Boy community.

I'm sure you all remember that old man from the Sugar We're Going Down music vid? The one with the deer legs?

Yea, well unfortunately, this... is him now

RIP old man deer dude

I feel The Intense Longing to Hug Joe Trohman™ in this Buffalo Wild Wings Tonight

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Here's a picture of Patrick Stump smiling :D

thank u so much bb i miss sideburns ptrick <3

You guys have the worst taste in music and it hurts

Enjoying the sunshine with Patrick...until we got too hot. 🔆

Patrick: He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Bandom, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Summary:

why can't summer last forever

  Warped Tour is hot, sweaty and the worst place to be when you have a crush on your bassist and she's there the entire time and now you are doomed to be in a van with her for hours while your sister hits on your crushes best friend who's also in the band

Zuko is the lead singer of jasmine dragon, a band which is slowly exploding in popularity when they meet another band named the white lotus and in turn the two bands help each other through the summer

Black Cards performs at the Hard Rock Hotel during the grand opening event at Angels & Kings on January 20, 2011 in Chicago, Illinois.

My brain is like *thnks fr th mmrs by Fob plays constantly* except it's me who's performing every part of the song

“rebel girl, you are the queen of my world!”

I'm 99% sure I've got more exercise from stim dancing to fall out boy than I have from running ever

in retrospect american beauty/american psycho blows

Pete: GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK

Black Cards In Concert

January 20, 2011

what a nice gentleman! i sure hope he keeps both his hands

someone send me a pic of patrick stump smiling i've had a bad day

Listen, @battylite sent me this post which contained this picture:

and the caption Batrick??? and my mind just went EEEK!!

So this is how it goes, okay:

In a world where Pete is a vampire but Patrick is the one that transforms into a bat (and this has nothing to do with vampires, funnily enough), this pure white creature with liquid, glittering, possessed-by-a-demon-eyes is Batrick.

Batrick is the most awkward bat ever.

Batrick is also the fluffiest looking and yet the grumpiest (occasionally even the meanest, but only ever accidentally) bat you'll ever encounter.

He screeches right next to Joe's ear because a cat scared him.

He manages to tangle himself into Andy's hair (he doesn't mean to! he overestimated his landing zone!) and rips out a clawful of hair by the roots.

He bites Pete's fingers/ears/nose/neck/whichever-body-part-is-closest if he annoys him. (Pete annoys him a lot.)

(We don't talk about the fact that Pete gets the short stick of this gig by virtue of Patrick hanging out around him literally all the time; he sticks to Pete like a little limpet because that's where he feels the safest, tiny and easily flustered as he is.)

He tumbles off the desk because he isn't paying attention, and manages to actually plonk to the floor because he forgot he can fly.

He looks like a little angel, posing so daintily, showing off his white fur and wings, while his eyes tell you "come closer, look into my eyes, isn't it just like looking into the abyss, and the abyss looking back"?

(He's a complicated little bat, he contains multitudes, okay?)

(Also, Pete's dramatics rubbed off on him.)

(If only I had a pic of an actual white bat and not a plushie lolol.)

ETA: I couldn't resist, so here are pictures of a white honduran bat (googled):

The first one is hilarious, but the second one is totally Batrick, I mean, look at this:

It's the same picture.

(Sorry I cropped you out, Elton, I'm making a point here.)

(I love you all this is amazing askdjfjjskadjd 😭🤣🦇💗)