How do you think chrollo would be with a darling thats dirty minded and vulgar at times (due to those handsome game/anime characters) but malfunctions at any romantic advances e.g: hand holding/cornering you etc? like an all bark but no bite
Adorable. Absolutely adorable. He finds the short-circuiting of your brain cute and often tests the invisible boundaries you've set up
Chrollo first comes across this behaviour by accident. It was a simple act but one that revealed a very interesting foible ready for the utmost exploitation on Chrollo's part. After an evening of having to listen to your claims of his apparent inability to satisfy any woman in the intimacy department, he decided to push a few buttons
The teasing started with him smiling as his fingers brushed across your skin every chance he got and slowly worked up to him intertwining hands after easing the television remote out of your grip. The snarky comments and insults flowing from your lips had instantly stopped like a faucet that was abruptly turned off
Chrollo had then raised your intertwined hands to his lips and pressed a gentle kiss to the back of your palm. His reward came in the form of you frozen and stuff with nonsensical babbles leaving your mouth
In his eyes, the sputtering of your words when he immediately after caged you between the sofa armrest and his own body was cuter
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SO NEW FLOYD LEECH SR CARD ON JP…
OKAY OKAY YAN!FLOYD SAYING THESE AFTER HE COOK HIS DARLING FAV FOOD DJEBDKDNDND
“Ta-daaa! Here it is, Chef Floyd's greatest creation... Or whatever. Eat it before it gets cold~”
“You make real great-lookin' faces when you're eating, Shrimpy. Didja like my cooking? 'Kay, then next time, I'll make you something even better.”
I CANT WITH CUTIE FLOYDDDD
- 🦐 anon
YES OMG OTL
With Floyd looking after you, you'll never go hungry. He's always ready to cook something delicious for you. It doesn't matter what time it is. It could be three in the morning and he will willingly throw himself into the kitchen to prepare something for you if you say you're hungry. Floyd actually gets into the habit of waking up much earlier than you do just so he can get started on preparing an entire feast of breakfast foods. If you're still asleep by the time he's finished, he'll bring the breakfast to you on a tray, and he'll lean down to wake you with the same enthusiastic phrase, sometimes whispered but often times exclaimed: "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey, shrimpy!"
Floyd loves to cook for you. He loves to watch you enjoy his food when you eat. He loves to feed you if you'll allow it, and he loves to share foods with you. He's always trying new recipes because he's never satisfied with settling into a routine, but if there are specific meals you really enjoy he doesn't mind preparing them over and over. Anything is fine as long as it makes shrimpy smile. That's what's most important.
Sometimes he ends up just admiring you while you eat, which means he might not even pick up anything for himself. He's always beaming at you, his eyes so filled with fondness and mirth. Floyd just hums happily while he observes shrimpy. If you offer food to him, he'll gladly accept it, eating it right from your fingers or from the fork without any apprehension.
If you still aren't very comfortable around Floyd and try to avoid eating in hopes that it might convince him to let you go, Floyd will become so dejected. Isn't the food he makes good? Why are you hardly eating anything? You should eat because eating good food always puts a smile on his face and he wants you to smile. Good food will make shrimpy smile, right? You might think Floyd will force-feed you or threaten you to eat, but he actually stops eating altogether. It doesn't seem to bother him, the lack of food and not being able to enjoy the foods he likes. He still cooks for you, but he never partakes. If you ask him why he's doing this, he just shrugs and casually answers with, "Cuz shrimpy's sad and I wanna know how shrimpy feels, so I won't eat a thing until shrimpy's feelin' better."
He's very stubborn about this, but it eventually succeeds when you notice how determined he is to prove this point and to make you feel comfortable. Floyd's logic is that if he suffers alongside you he can better comprehend your emotions and interact with you. You might feel bad to see him like this, or you might warm up to him knowing he's so willing to feel your pain in this way. You'll end up eating your fill and he'll be so overjoyed to know that you're starting to warm up to him and his food. He wouldn't hurt shrimpy, so there's never anything dubious in his meals. It's just made pure with his affections for you.
Floyd likes it when you help him prepare meals, acting as his sous-chef when you dice fruits or chop vegetables or mix ingredients together. He always lets you lick the batter from the bowl and the spoon if he's made dessert. Cooking with Floyd is a very energetic, upbeat activity. All sorts of noise fills the kitchen space: the sounds of food being prepared, the sounds of you and Floyd moving about in the kitchen, and the sounds of conversations the two of you share while working side by side. He likes these moments the most because everything feels so natural and alive. Floyd doesn't do well with silence, so he's always glad when you open up more and talk to him. Willingly talk to him. Floyd never forces you to do anything you don't want to, though if he's in a mood and really wants your cooperation he'll pout and grumble about it like a child. Floyd's just happy to live in peaceful comfort with his shrimpy, so it doesn't matter what you do as long as he knows you'll always be here with him.
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genuinely begging historical fiction authors to interact with parchment just once before they start writing about it like it's paper with a different name
if you can't get book parchment, go ask a bodhrán player if you can touch their goatskin drum. that's functionally parchment, my dude, just not quite as highly treated as a writing surface (tho tbh not far off). THAT'S what your characters are interacting with. that scene where they're folding it up like it's paper, no scoring, no effort? yeah I didn't think so
and that spare sheet they're wasting by wrapping it around something? dude. that's a fucking sheep right there, if they're wasting it they better be absolutely loaded and this is a sign of their decadent wealth and misuse of resources
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here is my very first zine!! i've wanted to make one forever, and what better to make it about than my ocs? i wanted to get the general gist of them across with this, so here's the first ever cyberdevils zine :D
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