barking yelling crying and whatever that ends with ‘ing’ and fit the vibe
Okay, the vein across his arm is OBSCENE dude.
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Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it
Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?
Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this
Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting
Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it
Tim: *passes it to Damian*
Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross
Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass
Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?
Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good
Dick: Well now I feel left out
Duke: *hands it to Dick*
Dick: *takes a bite*
Dick:
Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this
Jason: You wanna try Bruce?
Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...
Dick: *hands it to Bruce*
Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful
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As soon as I read this article I ordered a copy for myself. I prefer physical books for cookbooks so I am waiting for it to arrive next Monday. (I enjoy flipping through, discovering interesting recipes and seeing the pictures without being online.)
This is the book I've been dying to read, as I told Jules when I found him on twitter. He's very kind and says he looks forward to hearing what I think after I've had a chance to read and use it.
Before this the only thing I found was a guide to baking with brain fog on the King Arthur's flour site. Useful but I needed so much more.
I look forward to more volumes, such as Cripping Your Outdoor Kitchen. I'm guessing this first book will start many conversations and that will lead to a mass sharing of tips and tricks throughout the Disability Universe. We Spoonies already discuss getting calories in on days when it seems impossible. But this makes me think that cooking more often may be doable with a bit of guidance.
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Halloween prompts year 2 day 11
"A contract," the creature croaked, freezing Tim in place.
"What?" He asked, stunned. He knew he should run, he knew he shouldn't trust whatever magic nonsense this was turning into but...whoever or whatever this was sounded desperate.
Green glowing liquid had came together to make the vague shape of a person on the ground, "A contract," the creature repeated, "Care for me and give me energy, and in return I will serve and protect you."
Red Robin hesitated, "How do I know you're not going to stab me in the back the first chance you get."
"I need to feed." The thing gasped, "I need a host. I can negotiate"
Tim can negotiate too, and if there's one thing his 17 year old co-ceo self knew by now, it was contracts.
After the contract was completed, the being passed out and a bright white flash left a relatively normal looking boy in its place
Somehow the entity, now known as Danny, had been stolen away by Alfred and is undergoing butler training cause now Tim has his own personal butler...who is only a year younger than him and some kind of Pit Demon
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Azriel Fic Recs
Note: I do sometimes link my reblogs bc there is literally nothing I hate more than clicking on a link only to arrive at the ghost blog page.
Blogs to just read through
@azsazz @azrielhours @daycourtofficial @assassinsblade @illyrian-dreamer
@utterlyazriel @imaginesmai @solbaby7 @fieldofdaisiies @writingcroissant
@marvelsmylife
The Orange Peel Theory (fluff)
Hug (fluff)
@pellucid-constellations
Only in Dreams (angst, hurt/comfort)
If it All Fell (angst)
Of Oblivious Minds (hurt/comfort, fluff)
Reversal (hurt/comfort)
@bubbles-for-all-of-us
Buried Underneath (angst)
Golden Hour (hurt/comfort, fluff)
@mrs-azriel
Unrequited (angst)
A Pair of Spies (hurt/comfort)
@leoniestarlee
Illyrian Assassin (fluff, hurt/comfort) (series)
@florencemtrash
The Shadowsinger and the Inkbird (angst, fluff, hurt/comfort) (series)
In a Years Time (angst, fluff)
The Artificer (angst, fluff, hurt/comfort) (series)
@azrielsdove
Love and Loss (angst, hurt/comfort)
@readychilledwine
Haven (fluff)
Losing Forever (angst, hurt/comfort)
The Breakfast Club (fluff)
@serpentandlily
No Going Back (angst)
@violet-shadows
Low on Hope (hurt/comfort, angst) (series)
Speaking of Forgiveness (angst, hurt/comfort) (series)
@writingsbychlo
When You Hold Me (fluff)
@lalacliffthorne
The Basic Rules of Friendship (fluff)
@bluetimeombre
And I Wouldn't Marry Me Either (angst)
@prythianpages
I've Been Waiting for You (fluff, hurt/comfort)
Dandelions (fluff) (series)
When I Kissed the Teacher (fluff)
@imaginesmai
The Orange Peel Theory (fluff)
@azrielbrainrot
I Laugh Like Me Again...She Laughs Like You (angst)
@itsjunear
Hidden Feelings (angst)
@stxrvel
The Cliff (angst) (series)
@stormhearty
Pushed to the Edge (angst, hurt/no comfort) (series)
@heartless-tate
Notice Me! (fluff)
@leafsandstarlight
Annual Visit (fluff) (series)
@shadowandlightt
Of Nightmares and Memories (series) (angst)
@azriels-shadowsinger
I Can't Sleep with You Still Mad at Me (hurt/comfort)
Everything Reminds Me of You (angst, hurt/comfort)
I Broke the Lock You Were Screaming (hurt/comfort)
@thisblogisaboutabook
Rainy Season (angst)
@thehighladywrites
Banned From Intimacy (fluff, 18+)
@ervotica
My Hands are Searching (angst, hurt/comfort)
@grandlinedreams
Archeron Sister AU (angst, hurt/comfort) (series)
@azrielwingspan
A 'Tea' Party (fluff)
@angelshadowsinger
Scarlet-Tipped Secrets; Peonies, for You (angst)
@parkerslatte
Centuries Coming (angst, hurt/comfort)
@moonlightazriel
Worlds Apart (tog x acotar crossover, hurt/comfort) (series)
Nap (fluff)
@motherabove
All the Time in the World (angst)
@surielstea
Bright Smiles (fluff)
dividers by @cafekitsune
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