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supermegaukulelez · 5 months
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Baby Girl? Daddy's Home
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seratopia · 1 month
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galaxii-star · 1 month
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Bring em' Back From the Dead
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krissiefox · 2 months
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And this food package just has cute art. :) I still need to eat these, now that I think of it…
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thicc-astronaut · 2 years
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The Pilsbury Doughboy is definitely some kind of murderer who kills others of his own kind and shoves their mangled bodies into tubes and sells them to us as biscuit dough right?
Like in all of his commercials I never see him trying to eat the Pilsbury food - he’s always pushing a plate of it towards the human family. You eat these cinnamon rolls. He doesn’t want to touch the stuff. Here’s some tasty croissants for YOU to eat. He has no interest in getting rid of the evidence by himself. No, officer, I haven’t seen any buttery doughgirl around here. But that human family there has some suspicious flaky biscuits on their table.
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uwudonoodle · 14 days
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Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.
Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!
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makitstop · 1 year
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why is it that a lot of food mascots that are just the food are so cute?
like you’d think that making your food cute would deter people from eating them, why not make them look horrifying so you can show dominence by eating them
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atomic-chronoscaph · 3 months
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1970s Burger King mascots t-shirt iron ons
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scintillyyy · 6 months
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the thing is that i genuinely think the idea of batburger in current continuity is kind of dumb (jokerize the fries, rolling my eyes) partially because it's clear it's a concept so you can have 5 panels go viral for humor partially because the way everyone's fast and loose with secret id's in the field they may as well have a bruce wayne burger on the menu-
but there's a part of me that thinks that the concept of batburger (sans jokerize the fries, because again. rolling my eyes) would have been absolutely hilarious and on-brand for 90s comics during the urban myth era.
because fast food today is nothing compared to the branding and advertising of fast food era of the 80s and 90s. like when mcd's got swarmed for the teenie beanies by collectors causing fights and injuries over kids meal toys??? you could never see that kind of passion today.
imagine. you are a local businessman in gotham. you are trying to think of a fast food restaurant to market to 10 year olds. you hear of a local urban legend that all the kids are talking about, the batman, and you've decided you've struck gold. you get to work. batburger. you make mascots a la ronald mcdonald and the crew, but you don't have any idea what the batman actually looks like so you just make it up based on what would appeal to kids and make them want to eat your food. i imagine your batman has vampire teeth or is literally a man dressed in a bat costume. your robin is a man dressed up as a literal robin. you make a tv show about them where the crimes they solve are the mystery of the missing fries. you have commercials. there is no copyright on batman as a concept. bruce wayne is powerless to stop you. when you do a special limited edition superhero toy series in your robin meals, collectors come and start a riot. batman comes to break it up.
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cinnabuncrumbs · 1 year
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me whrn.fast fgood masctot
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slajii · 1 year
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Hes so babagorl
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fauvester · 4 months
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THE PRINCES OF THE NORTH!
i thought my little moshang kid could benefit from a baby brother
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lammielord · 1 year
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tealmussel · 1 year
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I'm sorry.
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rainbowthefox · 1 year
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Shoutout to fellow Jack in the Box fanartists who draw him with his wedding ring on. We know what we're dealing with.
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nanuuiy · 1 year
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my husband 🍔
🚫 don't repost 🚫
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