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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 hours ago
I had just given birth (not preggs irl tho) and immediately went to Target to bike around the store. When some expressed concern that I had just birthed a human I was like, “Don’t worry, they keep newborns at the hospital for at least a day, so I don’t have to take care of it,” and kept biking around. Then someone gave me concentrated fruit juice powder and I ate it raw.
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radishnt · 2 days ago
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
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shittycryptids · a day ago
The invisible man, but the bacteria in his body and the food in his digestive tract are not invisible
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floral-cas · a day ago
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Happy National Hot Dog Day! requested by @gardenforcas
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bigsoftbison · 4 hours ago
just had to let y’all know it’s femme friday. give your local femme some strawberries. or a cute, colorful pen
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Since we have a LOT of folks who are getting the "Feed me sugar'' vibe from our Delightful God of Chaos And Mischief, I would like to share this recipe. It's from an out of print cookbook. I bake a double batch for us to share just because.
Ranger Cookies [Fancy]
1 cup shortening ½ teaspoon baking powder 1 cup white sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup brown sugar 2 cups quick oatmeal 2 eggs 2 cups Rice Krispies 2 cups flour 1 cup coconut - shredded or flaked 1 teaspoon baking soda
Cream shortening and sugars. Add eggs. Sift together dry ingredients and add. Stir in remaining ingredients and drop from teaspoon on baking sheet. Bake at 350F about 12 minutes. 3 dozen
(From The Art of Making Good Cookies Plain and Fancy. A.L. Ross & J.A. Disney, 1963 no ISBN)
My Personal Notes On Baking
Unsalted butter in place of shortening
2 large eggs work better than 2 small eggs, Extra Large eggs use only one
1 ½ cups brown sugar, ½ cup Zulka Morena Sugar
Chill dough slightly, then roll into small balls before baking
Roll dough into balls, then freeze for later baking. Allow to defrost in fridge, not on counter top
I think if the eggs were replaced with vegan substitute it could work. I am NOT vegan and I have zero clue if egg replacers are any good. Have not tried this with whole wheat flour, bread flour seems to be okay, but AP is best. I found the King Arthur AP flour was absolutely brilliant tho
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payneatmidnight · 2 days ago
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me when my chinese food arrived last night
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ur-url-is-weird · 16 hours ago
Things I would much prefer over tumblr post+:
Notifications every time someone unfollows me
God herself to evaluate how good of a person I am based on my blog
Tag groups so that I can just click on one group and instead of typing out all of the tags i need for a post they'll all be attached to the group for ✨convenience✨
A trained psychologist to log onto tumblr and psychoanalyze everyone for our weird ships and characters we simp for
Scrambled egg
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loud-and-queer · a day ago
I don't think I'll ever get used to cake meaning ass.
Imagine standing with a co-worker and suddenly she goes, "Oh my god, look at how much cake that guy has." and whipping your head around only to find she was talking about his ass.
Like, I thought I was potentially about to get to eat some cake, Cindy.
Don't play with my dopamine levels like that, Cindy.
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pastaqueenvitale · 2 days ago
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Hello friends, my name is Danielle but you can call me Dani, I was born in cleveland, oh where i spent most of my years taking dance classes. I now love the craY that is LA! I have two doggos bella and mia and they make my heart happy. I turn the BIG 30 tomorrow so im just gunna pretend its not happening. I love iced coffee, booze, and dancing in the moonlight.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 hours ago
My family friend found his birth certificate and found out his first name was actually Ranch Sauce. Which meant he was related to Chuck Norris and he thought that was cool.
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“I mean, maybe Haribo is your special internet friend.”
-Angel Rahimi
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gucciclownshoes · a day ago
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these photos were taken before and after someone was gifted food (hanger)
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hiphopshrimp · a day ago
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"are you a good kisser" idk ask your mom
anyways, hello friends, my name is momo and i teach eight dumbasses how to dance for a living. sometimes i sing or rap too, but not often because jay why pee hates me. nothing hurt me more in life than the time that time i dropped my string cheese in the shower. if you want to eventually block me out of pure unadulterated rage, hmu at lcvefoolsh and i'll send you pictures of myself <3
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wetdress · a month ago
yes, bread makes you gain weight. and alcohol and sun exposure gives you wrinkles. the thing is i want to enjoy life
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carrionthird · 2 months ago
h. what if moomintrollen can pancake flatten?
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cromchychipdip · 4 months ago
What I would give to eat lunch with my friends in school and peel the sticker off my fruit and put it on their clothes and say "you cost 60 cents" or "you're a pear." I miss that.
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