#food mercs

[gearbroth]

It’s my bday yknow what that means

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #tf2 gacha #tf2 food mercs #strawberry cake engie #macaron spy #myart #yahoooooooooooo

[gophergal]

*squints* yeah. You all get it

#gopher art #heavymedic #red Oktoberfest #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #team fortress 2 #*shakes drawing* cmere yall i got ya some food #drawing mercs is fun because i can lean into my natural inability to draw small hands #imagine how having his cold. blood sticky hands pressed to your belly unexpectedly feels #the touch starved part of me says yes please #the Bad Texture part of me says Fuck No

[kewpiekills]

Usually I don't care for oc x canon but I adore your Nurse x Scout art. Its like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein to me. Someday Nurse will torture that poor twink to death and Scout will be too desperate to say no. Once nurse has permanently destroyed Scout's mind he will regret the loss of this actual human being he's ruined<3<3<3<3<3 More unethical experiments on his gay ass please!!!

YOU GET IT FOR REALLLL!!!!!! i’ve kinda decided Nurse calms down on the twink abuse once he realizes how utterly desperate Scout is, willing to injure or kill himself over and over just for a lick of positive attention. but his intentions were definitely just to fuck with him with no realization his actions would have consequences until it was a bit too late. i’ve gotta actually like, make more of a comic with these two sometime, but you got their dynamic down pat <3

#asks answered #nurse #kewpie's art #also have this sketch of them from my sketchbook to go along with this <3 #i’ve grown soffft. i couldn’t fully commit to abusive yaoi. they mellow out after a bit #nurse’s backstory was he was a totally average guy who like. worked fast food #before being invited by medic to be his assistant. nurse has no experience with 1. nursing 2. sadomasochism #nurse just decided one day ‘oh none of these guys know me i can be insane’ #and then started torturing scout for fun #he didn’t fully realize ‘oh im taking advantage of how desperate this dude is’ until scout’s already a bit fucked in the head obsessed with #him. #but yea :) love these guys. i’ve been drawing too many canon mercs kissing lately. i’ve gotta get back to drawing my guys smooching #and doing… more

[triptych-of-voids]

Mr Medic sir,, do you like any particular fast food? An if so, what is it?

im not particularly fond of fast food, a majority of the ones ive had are kind of sickening....ill only really eat it if one of the other mercs bring some back to base or if ive forgotten to eat for a long while. some of it tastes good if youre extremely hungry but i generally prefer to avoid fast food whenever possible

#i know youre probably referring to fast food chains from the united states #buuut i will say #döner kebabs.. are extremely good #if you count that as a fast food of sorts #but you probably will not catch me dead in a drive thru if i can help it #unless im being dragged through them by one of the other mercs #which of course has happened on more than one occasion #the doc is in #replies from the void

[emotionally-excitable-guarddog]

< Oh gorp, how I WISH I could eat like this! >

< I’ve eaten dry kibble on my life, rarely wet canned food, and while I can’t complain since food is food and I’m being fed, my mouth waters every time I see dogs eat like this….

But I know it’d probably be too expensive or something, and the, uh, “Mann Co. Approved Canine Kibble” isn’t too bad. Plus, all of the treats you guys give me help a bunch too, I really appreciate it! Guess I can’t help but bring up this tasty food dogs eat like this sometimes. Oh gorp, now I’m hungry again. >

#guess this is what being a merc is all about! #eating basic foods! #or I guess for dogs anyways #tf2 guard dog #guard dog tf2 #tf2 #barkin bark #emotionally excitable guard dog

[bastardblvd]

KNIVES FROM TRIGUN WORKING AT SLIMEBALL SONIC??

this reminds me of the art where knives works at mcdonald’s and wolfwood calls him “millions fries” 😭

#THEY MAKE HIM ROLLERSKATE THE FOOD OUT TO THE CARS TOO #stepdaddy merc #demonichikikomori

[killstreak-kritzkrieg]

not ready for the day to end but also i’m tired but also i Need to consume more tf2 media

#i wish i could sit through a whole fanfiction #i literally Just want to see the mercs hanging out #what their daily lives are like when they aren’t on the battlefield #is it too much to ask 😭 #i wish there were more high-quality animations like emesis blue #my god that movie spoiled me ABSOLUTEKY rotten #it was the first thing i really watched when i get back into #tf2 hyperfixation mode #and very little else has been able to compare #lil pootis was also extremely good #THANK YOU for the delicious food #however i need more. so fucking much more OTL

[the-mercs-as]

Week Twenty-One, The Mercs As ...

SOUPS

New Artwork! These fantastic SFM's of the mercs were created by the talented @erid-iamid!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #the mercs as #soups and stews #soup is good food

[mentally-joyful-demobot]

hey, you can try human food now if you want.

[the anon hands esme a plate of a variety of human foods]

OH- THANK YOU?

[ While she does try a bit of everything, she seems to prefer the spicier and sweeter foods. ] [ Yippee for trying foods! ]

[ 8/10 ]

#mentally xyz mercs #mentally joyful demobot #rp blog #tf2 rp #input() #m!a == human #ooc: I think her favorite food would be chicken makhani with basmati rice ngl

[emotionally-devastating-scout]

You do a lot of running around, right? Make sure you eat enough food that has both proteins and calories.

Why do all that crap when I can just have a can of BONK

#scouts devestation #team fortress #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #tf2 #the mercs have to shove food down scouts throat that isn't fizzy drinks or snacks in order for him to live

[renofmanyalts]

Fact for fact: Merces is an adequate cook if he is given clear instructions or a recipe to follow. If he is told to improvise... well, the result is edible but not very delicious (spices, how do they work?).

Fact for fact: Tell me a fact about your OC and I will respond with a semi-related fact about mine.

Prompt 4: Off the Hook

Who: Zhah'ra Savaptha and Merces Ninthstar (belongs to @ever-searching)

What: Extenuating circumstances leave Zhah'ra and Merces in charge of dinner.

Where: The Stray Inn, South Shroud

When: some time ago, in autumn, soon after the cold room had been installed

Content notes: food, obviously

Music: "Into the Light" by Off the Hook (Splatoon 2) (YouTube, lyrics, such as they are); bonus: "Soup Song" performed by Cisco Houston (YouTube, lyrics)

Zhah'ra stopped short in the doorway to the Stray Inn's kitchens, tail swaying uncertainly as he surveyed the bowls and baskets arrayed on the table. When Ulfric, the innkeeper, had been called away on an emergency, Zhah'ra hadn't thought twice about agreeing to help finish assembling dinner, especially when Ulfric had reassured him that it was all gathered together, and basically all he and Merces would need to do was cut up the ingredients and throw them in a pot. The broth was already simmering on the stove, even.

But this was... a lot of ingredients.

At least the things themselves were familiar enough. He recognized the unavoidable apples from the inn's orchard, and a few pumpkins with their ribbed green-and-orange skins. White beans sat soaking in a bowl. A double handful of celery stalks were arranged in a jar of water like the star's crunchiest flower arrangement. Beside them, a veritable mountain of some green, leafy something — two different green, leafy somethings? — stood heaped on a stack of towelling, still glistening with moisture. Lastly, there was a bundle of what Zhah'ra was pretty sure were leeks, with their thick, white stems and dark green tops. Maayan's exasperated recounting of too many bowls of the sandy, fibrous vegetables played in his mind.

It was just the two of them. The inn had no guests at the moment, and most of the residents were away. He glanced over the intimidating pile of produce, trying to imagine how it might fit together into a cohesive dish.

"Merces..." he said slowly, turning to look at his erstwhile brother-in-arms. "What would you say to having bread and butter for dinner?"

—

Zhah'ra can generally manage to competently get nourishment into himself, if not with very much flair. At this point in time, he had really only recently begun learning to cook, so he had little confidence in his skills when it came to making food others would find palatable.

On top of that, while he's not a strict carnivore, he does feel much better when his diet has higher proportions of meat and fish. He is... markedly unenthused about plain vegetable stew — especially after his stint in Rhalgr's Reach, where a pottage of greens was the usual fare from the communal cookpot. Ulfric's cooking typically circumvents this objection, but "having a bowl of delicious something placed in front of you" and "having to get there yourself from raw ingredients" are two very different propositions!

—

Apparently the perfectionism-busting exercise for me this year is being gentle about artificial deadlines. I started trying to write this soon after prompt 6 came out on Wednesday (i.e., right on schedule for my modified challenge), but I was struggling so much with my usual nonsense that I kept having to go rest. Maybe 2-3 prompt fills a week is too ambitious? (When I ask myself this, my immediate internal response is "well, yeah, that sounds like a lot?") I'm having fun, though! >:(

As an aside, the intended end point for all of those ingredients was pumpkin soup with leeks and white beans. I've never made this particular recipe, but I think it sounds delicious. (I have made this one, beans omitted, and it is.)

#ffxivwrite #ffxivwrite2023 #ffxiv screenshots #ffxiv rp #mateus #mateus rp #meme #answers #fact for fact #zhahra #merces ninthstar #the stray inn #food mention #don't worry none of it went to waste #they put it all in the cold room and it lasted fine #and Zhah'ra went fishing to provide for the next few meals XD #thank you for the ask! #menord

[clockwork---heart]

[ piña colada ]  how do they show affection? ((for Oscar))

"Um... Giving people things... Hanging out... I guess?"

Oscar doesn't exactly have the best role models for showing affection. So he's learning himself. Oscar is very friendly and tries to help others in ways he can. He's currently learning to cook, an odd endeavor he started on out of curiosity. The act of creation is interesting to him. He likes to share food with people he considers his friends.

#the-swiss-angel #He’s won himself safe; For a While {Oscar} #mercury unfcrtunatescn gets all the questionably edible food because he knows merc will eat anything #caeloservare james gets offered food to try as a ploy to get him to eat

[scifigeekgirl]

Why does it look like Afterlife is the name of their sitcom?

#cyberpunk 2077 #v cyberpunk #jackie welles #corpo v #the afterlife #they would have the best sitcom tho #it's be hilarious #two dumbass mercs trying to claw their way up the food chain in this ridiculous city #i would watch it

[plumcrane93]

You have to check this out. Srsly.

#masterrhino #youtube #i take no credit for this #videos #15.ai #tf2 mercs #arguing #fast food #Youtube

[rekusaima-kitten]

Steak

#reku's coffin ⚰ #reku saima #rexhaimer #melodis #merc storia #food art #steak

[bastardblvd]

Does grimetown have a Chipotle??

maybe controversial but *cough* this gives me spirit albarn energy *cough*

revisiting the inbox i’m sorry this took so long ryn 😭 WE NEED A GRIMETOWN CHIPOTLE

#stepdaddy merc #idk why i see eren there #he just has a blank face good for food service #he’s like ‘we’re out of cups and spoons’ #and holds out his finger #darlingsanzu