wrapping my hair in a silk scarf, putting turbo gentle hypoallergic medical grade cream on my bleeding hands
Ok time to get my 4 hours of sleep :)
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So, i cook my meals in bulk. And. Yesterday I made something atrocious. In. Bulk.
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It will never not be hilarious that the Fool found out that they would be travelling on the Paragon and then proceeded to spend days or maybe even weeks just... Not telling Fitz that she gave the boat his face. All those long, intense conversations in Kelsingra and on Tarman, all those vulnerable moments when he could have just been like oh btw so about the Paragon I did something kinda crazyyy back in the day haha 🤪 but no, nothing, just full on denial until the second Fitz sees his own enormous face glaring back at him and suddenly it's all "I can explain" girlie !!!!!! no one was stopping you from explaining before!!! 😭😭
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web being like "ok wolf boy, you think if you stand perfectly still no one will see you?" after casually revealing he knows his true identity is so funny to me. he's like i see you fitzchivalry you can't hide from me 👁👁. truly the funniest possible response to fitz being fitz
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i think sometimes ppl forget that in svsf gus broke more rules than matt did
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me watching supernatural is just me arguing at dean for 40 odd minutes and being mad about not being able to meaningfully win that argument
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🎉300 SUB AUDIO SPECIAL🎉
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i need to follow more blogs. my dash is so slow its sad
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ponds after cody just touched the door and fucked it up: this world it's so funny
ponds when cody dared to ask whose fault was it: but i'm done laughing
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making a fool out of myself once again... at some point it should become easier....
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Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Female Character(s), Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
Additional Tags: Vampire Ascendant Astarion (Baldur's Gate), Lovers To Enemies, Lovers to Enemies to ????, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Game: Baldur's Gate 3, Time Skips, "Divorced but make it everyone's problem", Eventual Romance, Post-Canon Fix-It, Getting Back Together, Yandere, Astarion cast 'Vampire Ascendent' but Tav counterspelled with 'MILF', death threats as flirting, What's sexier than wizards? Nothing., Angst with a Happy Ending
Summary
“I mean it,” she said. “Don’t kill anyone, Astarion. You’ve gotten what you wanted. Seven thousand lives was enough.”
“I don’t take orders from you anymore. You just said so, yourself.”
“The moment you kill someone,” Rose replied, “is the moment I'll know that my next task is to stop you.”
“Darling,” Astarion grinned, “I would sincerely like to see you try.”
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The Vampire Ascendent has crossed a line. Eleven years after making the biggest mistake of her life and losing the man she loved, tiefling wizard (now Archmage) Rosalie decides it’s time to put this Astarion in the ground for good. Hopefully, both her head and her heart are strong enough to see this awful task through to its end.
(A lovers-to-enemies, ‘we’re divorced and going to make it everyone else’s problem’, Vampire-Ascendent-aesthetic-but-make- it “I can STILL fix him’ fic)
Read here!
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I AM NOT LYING, I AM IN LOVE WITH KYLAR NOW, WHY WONT MY FRIENDS BELIEVE IN ME, SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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