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[wocado]

It is better to remain silent ~ @swimau

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool,

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[idliketobeatree]

you're being silley

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[justaz]

*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

#radio rebel reveal #>>> #idk if the idea that percival was raised by druids is either canon or a big fandom hc or just something i saw once that stuck with me #but i love it #anyways they’re all idiots #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir lancelot #sir gwaine #sir mordred #sir percival #sir elyan #sir leon (the long suffering) #(he’s trying to be a brave knight of the realm as he always dreamed to be as a kid. too bad all his friends and king are complete fools) #merthur #idiots of the round table #look me in the eye and tell me i’m wrong #incorrect merlin quotes

[whirlwindofstuff]

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[l3viat8an]

Solomon:*Watching MC do literally anything* It’s so cute when MC.

Asmo:

Asmo: When MC?…

Solomon: Yea~

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[where-is-vivian]

James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.

Everyone in the classroom staring at him:

Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.

James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:

Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:

Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.

James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?

Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?

James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—

#hc that sirius doesn't know it's reg he just hates the idea of james fooling around with slytherins #but james is unable to keep secrets so he's going to clumsily reveal it's reg without even doing it on purpose (which makes it worse) #:D i love chaos #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #dead gay wizards #incorrect quotes #text post #textpost #jegulus incorrect quotes #incorrect jegulus quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #jegulus text post #jegulus textpost #sirius black #james x regulus #regulus x james #regulus loves james #james loves regulus #james potter x regulus black

[cod-dump]

Ghost: I don’t care about anyone. Fuck them

Alejandro: … you were hugging Soap earlier and sobbing because he was talking about going home for leave

Alejandro: Gaz went on a mission earlier this month and you have called him every single day to make sure he’s doing okay

Alejandro: You literally have been following Price around like he has a leash on you. You have to be in the same room as him or you get all sad and weird

Alejandro: You’ve been complaining about Rudy not coming with me to visit and that “you’re not sure how long you can go without seeing sunlight”

Alejandro: You’re sitting on my lap right now because you are, and I quote, “Deficient in Ale energy because you don’t get to see me enough”

Ghost, tightening his hold on Alejandro: maybe I care a little bit. Partially fuck them

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[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Hey, wanna know a secret?

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[chaoticace2005]

Angel: You know, my birthday is April first.

Alastor: Well, we always did know you were a joke.

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[lady-shadow-and-darkness]

Chuuya is so fucking oblivious sometimes like :

Dazai, pulling out a ring : *gets on one knee* Will you marry me, Chuuya?

Chuuya, suspicious : What kind of sick joke is this.

Dazai : it's not a jo-

Chuuya, yelling at the trees : ALRIGHT WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS?!

Dazai : ...

#No because Dazai will confess his undying love with tears in his eyes and blood running down his face. #And Chuuya will be like “lol nice performance ain't fooling me though” #bungou stray dogs #they're so 💀 #two of the smartest strongest people in yokohama and they share a collective braincell together which takes a vacation every three minutes. #soukoku #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #bsd incorrect quotes

[sorcererofsolitude]

Yoko, running behind Enid and Wednesday: You guys! Hide me from Principal Weems, quick!

Enid: What happened?! And you know she's tall enough to see over both of us, right?

Yoko, ducking even lower: I may have pulled a tiny, harmless little April Fool's prank... Oh, shit. Here she comes, gotta go!

Weems, storming down the hall: Have you girls seen Miss Tanaka? She's in a world of trouble.

Enid, turning red and swallowing hard: Um... nope! We haven't seen her, right Wednesday?

Wednesday, deadpanning: She moved to Norway. And died.

Weems looks skeptically at the two girls, crossing her arms.

Enid, trying to change the subject: What did she do?

Weems, sighing loudly: She removed all of the toilet seats and hung them around the statue’s necks. If that wasn't bad enough, she replaced all of the Nevermore coat of arms around the school with pictures of Danny DeVito. I don't know how she even managed to sneak in so many framed photographs...

Wednesday, putting a solemn hand to her heart: May she rest in peace.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

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[wocado]

Wise men speak because they have something to say ~ @PlatoQuote

Wise men speak because they have something to say;

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[archerinventive]

Happy Warrior Wednesday!!

Today I want to celebrate all my armored ladies, no matter how much, or how little armor you wear. You're incredible and I love you all. ❤️

Keep being awesome!

Photo with miss_witchhh on IG.

#women in armor #armored women #lady knights #dames #Hah! You ignorant fools. You know nothing of the secret womanly powers of the uterus! It's effects are greatest when exposed! #stjepan sejic quote #chainmail chums #warrior women #dame archer #miss_witchhh #archer inventive

[padawansuggest]

13 yo Obi-Wan: You guys are keeping me captive 🥺

Jaster: Ob’ika, we are bringing you back to the temple to reunite with your people.

Obi-Wan: 🥺 then why am I in a cage?

Jaster: *looks pointedly at Jango covered in bite marks, bandages and a torn kute*

Jango: Jas’Buir, he’s really cute, the bites didn’t even hurt 🥺

Obi-Wan: Yeah, I’m just making friends 🥺

Jaster: *soul deep sigh* I am not letting you out of the cell so you can maul my ad again.

Jango: Buuuir, he’s just an ad’ika, lookit his ik’aad fangs, he won’t actually hurt me!

Jaster: You we’re begging me to get his fangs out of your wrist five minutes ago.

Jango: He’s just teething!!

Jaster: Jan’ika, I know you want to keep him, but he’s not even house broken yet.

Jango: Neither was I when you adopted me!! He’s chosen me! Lemme keep him!

Obi-Wan: 🥺 I will be a good boy if you stick your fingers in my enclosure 🥺

Jaster: *physically holding Jango back* No. We will revisit this when the baar’ur has given him a Xanax omfg- *dragging Jango out of the ship hold*

#and that’s how Jango adopted a baby 🥰 #star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #jaster mereel #jango fett #Obi really liked Jango but being lost gave him anxiety and Stewjoni anxiety means I BITE YOU I BITE YOU I BITE YOU #and Jaster is the only one comprehending that rn #basically Obi can’t consent to an adopting at the exact moment so he’s tryina stop Jango from being an idiot till the kid got a Xanax in hi #those notes added later cause I literally stopped in the middle of the sidewalk on the way home to write this #it’s also based off that one scene in Futurama where Zoidberg keeps attacking Amy while in heat #fool me seven times shame on you fool me eight or more times shame on me #but Jango is too enamored with the baby to step back he’s a chew toy now

[incorectquoteswlw]

Yelena: (on the phone) I accidentally used your last PYM arrow and now the apartment building is small

Kate:

Yelena: I wasn't even trying to use it but it just fell out of the bag and now our apartment is suitable only for ants

Kate: Haha, good one!

Yelena: What?

Kate: April Fools, right?!

Yelena:

Yelena: Kate Bishop our dogs are still inside like tictacs

Kate: Haha... April... April Fools...

Yelena:

Kate: (daunting realisation) ... Right?

Yelena: Bring the man of ants

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