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nikkirecs · 2 years
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SHORT THINGS FOR HEIDI
and some non-short things bc i have no self control
movies
Koe no Katachi - it made me cry
Cider no You ni Kotoba ga Wakiagaru - it’s cute and short
Summer Wars - it was fun
Doukyuusei - you mentioned it and it’s good
Umibe no Étranger - just gay angst rn i guess
1 cour/1 season
Baccano! - a lot is happening but i love the op
Godzilla: Singular Point - defs not for everyone bc it’s a lot of theoretical physics but the animation is just so fun to watch
Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun - the manga made me cry
Kyoukai no Kanata - it’s not amazing but i like it and it’s pretty
Hataraku Maou-sama! - not fantastic but fun at the v least, watch it before s2 comes out this summer so that this being here isn’t a lie
Shadows House - this fucked me up but not in a trauma way
Uramichi Oniisan - too real
1 cour/2 seasons
Kekkai Sensen - i continue to be urban fantasy trash but this is honestly fantastic, especially the 1st season
Gin no Saji - again the creator of fma, nice sol
Akagami no Shirayuki-hime - i’m not like obsessed but it’s fun
K - honestly objectively it’s lesser bsd but i go hard for the characters. like i didn’t like it at first and ten spent 5 years thinking about it. really i just rec for the prequel movies
Otome Game no Hametsu Flag shika Nai Akuyaku Reijou ni Tensei shiteshimatta… - it’s so good
2 cour/1 season
Nagi no Asukara - this makes me so emo in the best ways
Ballroom e Youkoso - love a good sports, idk why it has romance as a genre though
Hyouka - it pretty
SHIROBAKO - a love letter to the anime industry, not incredible but i was charmed
Vinland Saga - i love vikings
2 cour/2 seasons
Arslan Senki (TV) - by the creator of fma. also the 2nd cour is only like 8 eps
Enen no Shouboutai - if you can get past the fanservice it’s a+
Magi: The labyrinth of magic - god when will it get a s3
3-gatsu no Lion - i haven’t seen s2 but s1 was fantastic and i normally hate dramatic sol
Ookiku Furikabutte - second season is 1 cour, just a nice baseball anime, clearly i’m pushing the sports
2 cour/4 seasons
Durarara!! - everything after s1 is only 1 cour but listen we know i love urban fantasy, arts not fantastic but i don’t think it’s bad enough to stop
long shit bc i have no self control
Soul Eater - what is a nikki rec list without soul eater
BLEACH - i mean you said you lean toward long stuff, stop after they beat the big bad the first time
Cross Game - love me a good romance sport
MONSTER - what a slow burn, i seriously didn’t know i liked it and then it was over and i was like “this is a masterpiece” 
Diamond no Ace - i binged 100 eps in a week
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thekingsparty · 3 years
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ilikedetectives · 3 years
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dude i really don't get these people who talk badly about eivor
we still need more female representation in the media, that much is obvious, but i think slowly we're getting there.And that's the thing 'female' means all women and to basically say that all women are the same is just disgusting
not every character has to be the epitome of you(i mean them but you get it) or whatever you consider makes a woman.maybe i don't entirely relate to ada from re2 for example bc i'm not a femme fatale who uses himbos to get what she wants BUT spoiler: i still love her and think she's badass even if she's not my mirror.that's a type of woman and it's great that they showed it alongside other types.
same with eivor, i personally am not a masculine woman, but i do not flirt with cops to get out of fines or something either lol (or whatever is feminine to do) BUT i wholeheartedly and absolutely love eivor even if she does not represents my whole personality, even if she doesn't look exactly like me, i can find myself in her (and the fact that she's so strong and brave and angry, i think that is a real female experience)
i think we should all aspire to be badass no shit taking shieldmaidens who persecute christians in their free time :)))(before anybody comes for this i was born christian so i can slander my own)
on a more serious note, these people who complain all the damn time about anything should learn that it's not their way or the highway and that through history there have always been women who refused to crawl and stood up and broke boudaries, or else we wouldn't be where we are today.(or who crawled so the next could walk and so on)
also i think eivor's way of being is very fitting, since the vikings valued physical strengh and therefore men over women, the women who wanted to thrive too had to adopt a more masculine aproach to life, and in the game we can see that even through eivor is well respected by most her male comrades, there still is dag that doesn't want to answer to a woman(otherwise to me it doesn't really make sense, i mean it she was a guy, why would dag have a problem with sigurd's literal bro ofc he would value his real brother more), but sigurd's put her above everyone military so ofc it bothers him. but we also see she is still seen as a woman when she talks to that queen, and just seeing another woman there eases her, cause we know r**e has always been a war weapon, but ofc in the literal 1st scene with her as an adult, kjtove prolly only wants to give her a slap on the wrist then send her on her way.🤡
I agree with you anon, nobody is arguing about having more female representation in vg. Having diverse rep should be celebrated, instead of being trashed on because certain depictions don’t fit into a narrow set of expectations (like what’s going on here). I’m similar like you that there’s no way I have the muscles mass that Kassandra and Eivor have, I can never be as elegant as Evie and persistent as Amunet, nor I’d be as adventurous and brave as Nadine and Chloe, I sure as Hel won’t be as strong as Senua when facing my own demons, and no I won’t be able to run a bureau without prior training like Jesse Faden on the first day on the job. That is the beauty, isn’t it? We should celebrate the fact that this time around, we get to play as a gnc and queer woman. When I was a kid, I’d often talk to the Vietnamese teenagers/women in my house/neighborhood about their experience outside of my hometown while hand-washing clothes together and they’d tell me so many stories; or watch how badass the landlady in Kungfu Hustle is lol. Similarly, vgs educate me about a wide spectrum of women from different backgrounds and places by letting me (a cishet WOC) experience their stories that I wouldn’t have otherwise known about. 
AC doesn’t have a full-fledged character customization so when you play the game, as players you’re supposed to walk in the character’s shoes. If you can’t empathize with a female protag’s story because she doesn’t look like how you expect women to look, and then you bash on her appearance, demanding things to be YOUR way, well. The devs who made Kassandra and Eivor had to “crawl so the next can walk” (nice on, anon!) don’t deserve to be trashed like this. Again, we get changes by acknowledging and celebrating the progress made so far, rather than dismissing it as “lazy” work.
Also, good point about Dag because I get that questioning vibe from him too and it does make more sense if you play as Eivor instead of M_Player; yes, about the queen; and yes about the sexual violence threat that Kjtove made in the opening scene is definitely more disturbing for a woman (I don’t think there’s any debate about this part).
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hollyhomburg · 4 years
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the Viking!au about the day namjoon & tae fell in love with reader was so cute and showed how tae had got to see the reader when she saved him and just an overall softer side of her but it got me thinking how did the others know that they loved her? I’m especially interested in how hobi knew just bc their relationship was so tense in the beginning
i think that their love story is a little bit enemies to lovers at the beginning like obviously, Hoseok trusts her about as far as he can throw her. he becomes sort of like her guard, “i just want to make sure you don’t do anything stupid” “scared of me little alpha boy?” “oh i assure you, nothing about me is little” and meanwhile she’s like venting to jimin later, “I don’t understand how you live with the lot of them- especially Hoseok- he’s an alpha pig if ever I’ve seen one” and jimin trying to assure her- “he’s not all that bad i promise, he has a soft side i promise” and you grumble, thinking the only alpha in his pack who’s sweet at all is jungkook. 
it’s not until a hunting trip- or a scouting trip- when Jungkook and Hoseok come back banged up Jungkook bleeding from a wide rent in his side that you really see the panicked loving side, despite Hoseok’s injuries, he stays up by Jungkook’s bedside all through the night- even though yoongi does too. you coming by the next day to give yoongi a chance to sleep. you trying to Tugg Hoseoks sleeping form into a bed, though he wakes with a growl. you catch him trying to tug Jungkook’s hand into his own even a bed away, needing the other alphas hands in his to fall asleep.  
you’ve never known alphas to be so tender with each other- but the way Hoseok looks at Jungkook- it’s something different, something special and soft that you feel like you shouldn’t be intruding on. maybe jimin is right, maybe Hoseok does have a soft side that you just haven’t seen. 
one thing that makes you indisposable to the pack is the amount you care, it dosent matter who walks through the door of the infirmary you help. even that little bitch of an alpha Hoseok gets his cuts sown up by you. you have more than a few people to take care of, who need you here, yoongi and the dozen or so other healers in the pack take care of more than 500 pack members.
 you bring many things to the pack, including your knowledge. in the first few months, yoongi learns a lot from you, several tinctures and salves that make some of the regularly occurring injuries here non-existent when they’d been threatening, a herb that brings down fever, another that cures the infection, as well as a burn cream made from the leaf of this flower that cuts healing time in half and reduces scarring.
 it’s an accident really when a clumsy beta spills a pot of oil in the kitchens and it hits a young omega girl, spareing her face but not her shoulder and chest. you and yoongi do what you can, but you’re out of the cream that could save her from scarring and likely- the life of a pariah. yoongi and you do the best you can cooling down the burns with snow and setting over the usual salve that helps you heal, “do you have any more of this?” yoongi holds the empty container out for you and you shake your head, “shit then- what are we going to do?” 
yoongi is one of your biggest supporters to make the trip back to your home, even though it’s deep in the forbidden woods, there are other things there that you need, to gather. other antidotes to poisons and indisposable herbs that you could use here. You’re the only one who knows how to identify them and use them, but the thing is- namjoon is loathed to give you his blessing before you go- it’s dangerous in the north woods, where animals far larger than normal sizes grow and the very ground trembles with an older, wild sort of magic. many people that have gone into it haven’t survived. 
“I lived there for years namjoon don’t talk to me like I don’t know the dangers, and I can help her” namjoon can’t help but look at you, so soft and small, but firey and determined, and feel like it’s too dangerous for even you. the heads of families also listening in, grumbling in agreement, the parents of the child looking at you like you’re their only hope. Hoseok steps forward from where you’re gathered, “I’ll be her guide, and make sure she comes home safe.” you want to scrunch up your nose at him, to hiss almost- because everyone knows you don’t like Hoseok at all. 
needless to say, you see a different side of him during your trip, every time you slip his hand is there on your back, “stop doing that- I’m not some delicate omega i can handle myself, if I fall let gravity do its job and punish me I don’t need to touch you” him holding up his hands, looking stung, “yeah alright, that’s the last time I try to do anything nice for you.”
 in the forest, winter has fallen early, and you’d be loathed to admit you need any sort of warmth but the fire isn’t cutting it, and you know it will only be worse the further north you get, you’ve lived through these winters you know how dangerous they can be. you’re only half surprised when Hoseok scoots over spooning you from behind halfway through the night, “what are you doing?”
“Trying not to freeze to death” and you have to admit, waking up in the morning with his warmth pressed up against your back isn’t the worst thing, even if you do pretend it is. but it’s almost like Hoseok can tell that you didn’t really help it, your snuggly omega scent the same kind of sweet as Seokjin lets out when he’s nesting. 
“admit it- you’re comfortable around me- you like me more than you want me to think you do” you’re just about to reply when your footing falls out from underneath you. almost sending you plummeting down a steep ravine. Hoseok catches you at the last minute, hand on your forearm, he pulls you up and to safety.  “what was it you said yesterday? let gravity punish you?” “yeah fuck everything I’ve ever said to you” Hoseok can’t help but laugh at that, chest heaving as he lays back against the rocks.
It only takes you a few days to get to where your old camp was, it’s desolate and unkempt in the months its been since you’ve been there, most of your things where trash anyway compared to the quality of things available at namjoon’s compound. you don’t stop to take anything with you, but Hoseok does give it an appreciative glance. “you used to live here? all year round?” “yeah the winters sucked.” i like my cabin back home better you catch yourself thinking, but it’s true, your cabin back at the compound is home to you. you shake off what that means and hed onwards, gesturing for Hoseok to follow you, “come on its not far.”
The oasis and hot springs are warm and hazy, the red lily growing in great swathes around it, you drop your pack, it’s only halfway through the day, “we’ll camp here for the night,” Hoseok is basically in awe, but you’re ready to get to work, picking each flower and some of their roots- you’re going to try to grow these closer to the compound but you’ll need to find a hot spring as you’re pretty sure they can’t grow anywhere but there. you pick as many as you can fit in the bag you brought, but you quickly fill it.
“I can’t believe this place.” you eye Hoseok freezing when he starts to disrobe. “what are you doing?!” “are you kidding me? I’ve always wanted to see a hot spring, and I’m not risking getting my clothes wet in this weather.” you’re barely able to cover your eyes before he’s completely nude, turning away hoping he dosent see the flush on your face.
 you collect flowers until every single inch of the bag is stuffed full. but even then you still have more time, it’s not worth trying to find another spot to make camp you’re just setting out your bedroll on one of the few flat rocks when Hoseok calls from the water, “come on! you can’t honestly tell me you’re not freezing your ass off out there, come warm up” he badgers you, and eventually you agree, because honestly- you really really want to be warm right now. you make Hoseok turn around so you can disrobe in peace. 
you’re a few feet from each other when you finally let him turn around to see you, all of your sensitive parts below the edge of the water, so so warm. and yet, when you turn around Hoseok can still see the scars on your back. “you said that the cream you make from the flowers helped heal burns and scar tissue, so why didn’t you use it on yourself?” 
you turn back, careful to tie up your hair and keep it out of the water. “others needed it more than me- my scars are just that- scars- nothing compared to open wounds” he sees your fingers reaching low, hovering over one he can’t see by your side, his heart-tugging painfully as he sees you “and besides, most of them are too old, this salve is the most effective on new wounds, which is why we need to get home as quickly as possible” 
you don’t do anything more, even if what you can see of hoseok’s body has a flush coming to your cheeks. he steps closer to you, close enough for you to see down into the water if you looked, instinctively you cross your arms in front of your chest, but the way hoseok looks at you isn’t predatory, it’s sweet, the same soft look that he gave jungkook weeks ago when he was hurt.
 “but still- I know yoongi and you could put something together- something to help you” he leans in close, and your breath is so heavy as he presses a slight kiss against the edge of your hairline, where you know a tiny scar lingers at your temple, “you deserve to heal too” with any other alpha you’d be scared of them, with any other alpha you would have already buried a knife in his ribs. but Hoseok has saved your life twice now, and you can’t help but trust him. especially when he pulls away after that- giving you your space and relaxing in the water, asking you about other magical things in the forest. 
you end up pressed close to each other on the bedrolls that night regardless, and you pretend it dosent feel good to have his cheek pressed to the nape of your neck. you make the trip back carefully but quickly, getting back in time to heal the girls scars to the point where her skin is barely discolored.
 the rest of Packtan seem to notice something changed between you and Hoseok, easily the two of you where the ones who got along the least- save for you and namjoon who have the tensest relationship. they bug Hoseok but no matter what they say he said nothing happened even though it’s clear to them something has. 
though a few weeks later he does talk to yoongi about some healing supplies- what things are best for healing scars and the such, and the elder beta thinks he might know what hoseok’s asking after. you treat each other with the same banter but it’s kinder now. you’ll shout at him and hit him on the arm good-naturedly when he comes to the infirmary with a new scape, “how do you even walk? or are you so clumsy even the pups are more careful than you- i swear- how namjoon lets you near knives I have no idea-” and hoseok’s happy grin, “if i didn’t get hurt then you’d never get to see my beautiful face and we all know how you-” Hoseok gets a dirty cloth thrown in his face for that, making yoongi and the other healers laugh, “you totally deserved that”
 the others leave you be, let you have your banter. they can see it in your eyes, in the way you’re never anything more than Endeered by Hoseok, even when he throws your words back in your face, watching you slip and fall of the stone pathway when he walks you home after dinner, “There gravity goes, punishing you again” they just shake their heads when they watch. 
 love is only a matter of time and gravity. 
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swanqueensalad · 3 years
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What's your top 10 TV series?
ooooooh! tbh this probably needs more thought but idc, so this is just 10 that i love, off the top of my head. also this is totally out of order because i can’t rly rank and compare these!
the office (us) what can i say. it’s basic for a Reason. my absolute god tier comfort show. 
she ra and the princesses of power aka the children’s cartoon that made me weep in a corner for literally 3 hours upon finishing it
GALAVANT i’m not even joking when i say this is one of my favourite things i’ve ever seen with my own two eyes. it is a SIN it got axed like it did. the world just wasn’t ready :(
Gentleman Jack!!!!!! it’s just. a stunning faultless masterpiece in every possible way. also it feels so specifically designed for my enjoyment i - 
merlin (bbc) more for emotional & nostalgic reasons than actual quality lmao, it aired when i was 8-12 and was my first true fandom, got me into the arthurian legends and medieval history which are two of my great loves to this day. it had dragons, swords, magic and most importantly katie mcgrath as morgana pendragon, my eternal love and gay awakening  
this is us i SWEAR i’m not actually a white suburban mum i just have a lot of emotions
the walking dead i said it ok. some seasons are absolute shite garbage nonsense, but the early stuff is just brilliant TV and carol & daryl are one of the most tender love stories i’ve ever seen and make me go too feral to not be included
ok just because it’s me and ik why you’re all on my blog, the FIRST few seasons of ouat (season three can stay but it’s on thin fucking ice) and also every scene that contained emma and regina. THAT was the stunning, powerful, interesting, well-constructed show i could analyse for years. somehow it also became the literal worst trash fire nonsense mess i’ve ever seen but we move 
vikings especially the early seasons and bc i have a lot of family mems and nostalgia attached lmao 
the hollow crown bit of a rogue one since this is essentially just all of shakespeare’s history plays filmed like movies but it’s like the greatest casting of shakespeare actors you could get and it’s just like someone fulfilled by greatest wish in making this 
special mentions to parks and rec, harlots, killing eve, downton (lol), black sails, the last kingdom, the mandalorian, first season of outlander only (it’s the ouat effect for me), his dark materials (bc those books Made my childhood and finally getting a Good adaptation hits DIFFERENT) and crazy ex girlfriend! 
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hackedmotionsensors · 4 years
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no hate, just curiosity: thor is a coloniser??? (i'll admit i haven't seen the movies in avery long time but :/ )
No problem. (This pertains specifically to MCU Thor. I don’t know that it follows exactly in 616 and not in actual Norse Thor myths tho the vikings were known to raid rather than colonize lmfao)
Under the cut bc this went a little long lol
So! in Ragnarok, Hela has her entire backstory on the mural above the throne showing herself and Odin conquering and murdering people on other realms/planets. When she comes back she would like to pick that up again very much. Odin’s reasoning for banishing her is because she became too powerful and too bloodthirsty. After her banishment, Odin signed “peace treaties” had “garden parties”. 
If you’re not familiar that’s very much how most of European colonizers went about. Specifically in the director’s case that’s the UK and New Zealand.
Thor is the prince of the kingdom that went about conquering and colonizing other realms/planets.  Just because he himself wasn’t an actual part of that (Which we don’t know that he wasn’t since his earlier youth isn’t really timelined out. But we can assume that rather than doing the actual conquering he did the protection part of this [I’ll come back to this]). But its also why Hela brings up the point “Where do you think all this gold came from”. That’s a bit of a nod to what the Spanish did to Latin America, what the French did to Africa, what Japan/America/UK/Russia did to China. The Asgardians, including Thor, reap the benefits of Odin and Hela’s rampaging/colonization.
But the other end of this is that when Odin goes missing on earth, Thor is captured by Surtur/searching for the Infinity Stones, and Loki is running Asgard the rest of the realms have lost their protection. That’s Thor’s line of “The nine realms in chaos”. We know that with Odin out of power and Asgard not protecting the realms which they’re so proud of doing that led to Thanos’s destruction across the galaxy. When you’ve made a society dependent on your protection and overseeing and then you don’t show up when a crisis happens you have what happens in Puerto Rico. Or in the MCU’s case what happened in Infinity War to Nieflheim. Another example would be at the beginning of Thor 2 when Asgard is sent to ...Vanaheim?? I forget which one but Hogun’s realm to fight off invaders. If Asgard wasn’t there to protect or chose not to a lot of Hogun’s family would have been slaughtered.
Even in the first movie (and this is part of his character development) Thor is ready to commit genocide on the Frost Giants for ruining his birthday party. His journey through that movie is realizing “Noo....that was actually bad. I did a bad”
BUT!!!! Before we go on thinking I’m just absolutely dunking on Thor.....HIS JOURNEY is supposed to be realizing that that’s wrong. Now that storyline kinda got thrown into the trash (And its Disney, they weren’t gonna do a super deep dive into this) we don’t know if that’s going to come up again or if it basically got resolved when Bruce blinked everyone back into the world or because Tony blinked out Thanos and his army. But the nine realms either are still in chaos or can heal and rebuild their own societies without the need for Asgard’s protection/ruling.
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Ok So I Just Started A New D&D Campaign
it’s set in 1920’s chicago, mostly at a speakeasy called the champagne flute. magical realism, but historically accurate w regards to prohibition and temperance leagues. characters are as follows:
flip liquid: dragonborn war cleric, was a wwi army doctor and is now a dirty cop on the payroll of a local gangster. the first thing my friend did in character was say “I’m masturbating in the back room.” this was AS combat started
vladislav “anna banana” igoborogovovich: a drag queen who performs at the speakeasy. also a vampire, and very bad at hiding it while not in drag. college of whispers bard who acts like an insult comic
calcog-182: warforged vengeance paladin summoned by vikings to fight against catholic crusaders, now wanders the land fighting violent religious groups. looks snappy in a pinstripe suit.
hogarth flibsworth: artificer gnome, dumpster dives for fun, a trash man. only spell he’s used so far was “grease”.
main baddies are a temperance league that’s really skirting the line of a cult, they don’t know this but they will be fighting an angel summoned by the leader at some point.
also every single pc and most of the npcs are gay bc I’m the dm and I say homophobia don’t exist
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strvwberryblcnde · 4 years
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👫 teddy/lana
send a 👫 and I’ll write four headcanons i have about our muses’ relationship.
ok so. lana has a habit of sharing food as one of her many love languages i think. she jst likes.... giving ppl things even if it means she’ll have less. she’d let a wolf make a meal out of her n eat every last piece if she loved him n she knew he’d feel full. bt of everyone i feel like teddy hs always been the one she does this w most.... like even when they first met in the cafeteria she gave him spoonfuls of her greek yogurt n honey. whenever she’s eating fruit (which is a lot she’s obsessed w strawberries n peaches n grapes n tangerines n oranges) she’ll ALWAYS give him half whether tht’s segmenting up pieces or dividing bites evenly between them n Without Fail it’ll always b half tht she gives him whereas she might give other ppl like.... a bite or a piece or two bt......... it’s rly specific each time tht she gives teddy half. it isn’t even intentional it’s jst like a subconscious thing bt if we were to slide on spectacles n analyse this in an english class fr it’s Meaning then. looks at u then looks away. i think this represents the way tht teddy hs always felt like another half of her. they’re one in the same. in a lot of ways they’re very similar mayb even................ TOO similar n that’s why it’s been sch a fking.... bastard of trying to work things out ever bc they very much hv the same rampant commitment issues n bad timing n fears of never being gd enough. i feel like in the past a guy she ws dating (noncommittally as lana tended to do these things) wld have even noticed this n it would have bugged him a lot just like... how close she was w teddy in general............. n he would’ve one day brought it up in the middle of a fight he’d picked jst cutting away from what they were talking abt to be like. u only ever give me one bite but u would give teddy all of it if he asked u to. tell me i’m wrong. n she’d scoff out a laugh in disbelief looking around like omg...... all this over a fruit...... what are u even sa-- n he’d cut her off n be like. literally tell me i’m wrong lana. n she wouldn’t even b able to after going quiet n rly realising what it was he was actually Saying. he’d storm out. relationship over. icons of always being a little bit in love w each other n not even noticing it until someone else points it out <3
god. sighs dramatically at the idea i jst had. i cn imagine in la verse lana being rly drunk getting bk from a date one time n inevitably it was just some random loser since she’s back to dating Trash in this era bc she just truly cbas trying after her breakup w dom n............. it would be like a parallel to tht one time they’d fallen out over him sleeping w imogen when she ws upset w him bt crawled into his bed drunk at a party just to lie w him for a little while despite everything...... she wld have gone to his instead of hers on some drunken automatic pilot n somehow got into his room n..... she’d clamber in n flop nxt to him n maybe it wld be funny at first if he woke up n was like lana what the fk...... are u doing here.... so disorientated n confused.......... n she’d just be joking initially bt very clearly drunk like making fun of her date talking abt how he kept complimenting his own hair n calling himself a tesla in a sea of prius’ n checking himself out in every window they passed n then the laughter wld slowly trickle off n she’d go kind of quiet fr a moment n maybe teddy wld assume she ws passing out bc she’d drank sm bt after a short silence she’d perk up with a mumble out of nowhere n, barely conscious of what she’s saying, b like “why didn’t u wait for me like u said u would”. n if he was like.............. huh? she’d have her eyes shut n just b murmuring half awake then open them sleepily to look at him n rly quietly be like........ “u promised”. mayb she’d even reach out to gingerly trace his face bt then her wrist wld go slack bc she was rly tired n she’d just wriggle closer n tuck her head to get comfy n be like “warm” then promptly fall asleep. JSGSFKGHFHGKHGSFKH. literally jst jolting him awake w this rarely serious n genuine conversation then passing out. jst the worst fk teddy’s life bet he lay there staring at the ceiling fr so long after tht one <3 lana wouldn’t remember this in the morning either she’d wake up like why am i here........ did we meet up last night............ teddy jst like >_> u crashed here it was nbd.
i picture the first week they moved to LA lana wldn’t have admitted it bt she wld be feeling rly homesick............ radcliffe was very much like the first place she truly felt was her home n she’d miss all of the ppl there n just the general area A Lot............. one night i can see her jst wanting to spend with teddy to have like a sense of familiarity in an unfamiliar city (even if she’s spent a decent amt of time there over the yrs bc of jameson records hving studios etc bt still) n i’m imagining them like. breaking into an indoor swimming complex that her n her friends in high skl used to break into in the summers when they vacationed yrs ago.... maybe lana still has a key cut tht works from a connection she made bk then idk <3 it doesn’t matter <3 n they’d inevitably be drunk n just messing around n splashing each other n doing handstand competitions n all the typical..... fun frivolous childish antics lana n teddy tend to get into whenever they’re around each other.... truly jst transformed into big kids whenever they’re in the other’s company..... inspired a little by this gifset jst in terms of the playing around underwater vibe. anyway. mayb they mostly dry off bt they end up climbing up onto the rooftop after n it’s a baking summer night anyway so it isn’t like they’ll catch a cold being damp bt they share a big fluffy towel n bottle of rum between them huddled overlooking the lights of the city. n maybe somehow it gets onto lana admitting how much she misses home n how it’s kind of weird being here especially bc she’s further from caleb. she’s never been this far from him since he was away in the army n we all kno hw tht turned out. mayb she’d go a bit quiet after saying this bt then i think she’d take his hand w their fingers laced together n she’d rest her head on his shoulder n be like. at least i’ll always have u. it’s like i took a piece of home w me. we’ve always had each other like that. then she’d perk up n lift her head n be like let’s make a deal. i’ll be ur home if u’ll be mine. ok? n make him pinky promise. i dnt think she’d quite consider the sentimentality in tht bt 😔 she nvr rly does she jst says what feels natural without attention paid to the deeper meaning tht motivated it n.... sighs. looks at u then looks away....
this is inspired by tht scene in don’t trust the b in apartment 23 where she’s like “look. that video of me getting rawed by my best friend means the world to me.” KJGFGJKSFHKGHKSFGHKFSHKGSHGK god. inevitably in lana n teddy’s prime when they were literally hooking up 24/7 in earlier college yrs they made.............. a few videos. i mean it’s jst realistic. it’s jst common sense. probably even a feature length film at one point. n i had this idea where bc teddy’s trying to get into acting etc mayb if he gets an agent his agent is like.... do u have any dirt u need to take care of? loose ends to tie up? incriminating files to delete? sex tapes? n if he was like... ya..... mayb his agent wld have asked him to delete them if he still had them on his computer or w.e i mean i kno lana wld n wouldn’t have deleted them she wld have been proud of their work of art...... bt maybe he told lana abt this just laughing abt it n the atmosphere ws lighthearted at first bc she’d find it rly funny too like ommmmggggggg i’m a skeleton in ur closet tht is so fun if u get famous i cld be blasted all over perez hilton that’s kind of sexy..... bt............... mayb she’d as a joke be like. mayb we shld watch it one last time before u delete it. kind of like a funeral service. a goodbye party. sailing out the flaming viking raft n paying our respects u know??? n they were joking bk n forth bt then she’d be like. seriously tho mayb we should? growing more accustomed to the idea actually being a genuine one even tho tht is fking. the WORST idea i have EVER heard in the world like i do NOT know how lana wld think she has the self control to do that bt in her head she’s like. teddy n i are jst best friends now... it’s fine........... we’re open w each other it’s just a bit of fun.......... n then i can imagine if he went along w this it’s like a game of chicken they’re playing w each other where they’re both like fking hell shd we do this.... dnt wna seem like I’M the one tht thinks i can’t handle it........ n it’s some back n forth like nick n jess in new girl where they’re daring each other to have the threeway w the landlord. bt then like not even.... a minute into watching it as they’re both silently holding their breath n crunching popcorn they mde for the occasion (insisting on acting like it ws just a normal movie night) lana wld literally have to be like. slams laptop shut. UMMMM i forgot.... i....... have a very important meeting......... n teddy’s just like. meeting? u don’t have a job... what are u ta-- n she’s like A MEETING A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING...... very blatantly squirming around as she slowly gets up n tries to head fr the door... n teddy’s like.... taking the excuse without much question too like... ya i have to run lines actually i jst remembered gt an audition coming up..... n they’re both like ya haha... maybe some other time.... or maybe just delete it it’s whatever.... anyway we gtg haha... bye.... ttyl...... lana wld literally hv to SPRINT out of there to go home n. deal w how flustered this made her i won’t lie. she bumps into parker n is all flushed in the face n is just like CAN’T TALK BYE n takes off sprinting again like some kind of freak. it’d b a train wreck. i jst think that’d b rly funny tho n dare i say it? it’s canon. 
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andydrarch · 4 years
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I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA POST FRONTIER HCS DARN IT
These are all about how the branch leaders get along bc I’m now an adult who relates to adult characters let’s go. Also sorry if the read more doesn’t work I don’t wanna get out of bed just to fix it on my laptop lol
-gonna start off with the stuff I’ve mentioned on here, Sean and Violet are best friends who do stupid stuff together
—Sean was the first adult who was actively friendly that Violet met working as a Warden bc Drake is Drake and anyways they’ve been best friends for four years now
—-most of the time they just watch trash tv or gossip when they hang out but sometimes it’ll be like hey I’m tired of doing work let’s go play with fireworks in an extremely irresponsible way it’s fine
-Sean and Becky are Stryker’s cousins and Stryker is Joe Wildwest’s kid almost entirely bc I’m too attached to Sean’s full name being Sean Wildwest even tho he looks nothing like Joe
—they’re not super close but they’re close enough that Sean’s managed to stay branch leader for five years even tho he definitely isn’t competent/organized enough to do that job without Becky helping, and she’s only been helping for like two of those years lol
-Becky’s in the fun age range where she’s old enough to get along with Sean’s friends but young enough that they knew her when she was in high school so they’re not like actual friends
—she’s the person who everyone says ‘oh my gosh I’m getting old, Becky’s an adult now!’ about and she’s not loving it
—-also she’s a narc but I won’t hold it against her, Drake would probably be one too if he didn’t have awful anxiety lol
-Drake and Violet are married don’t @ me. Is there any way this is for-realsies canon? No. Do I care? No.
—Anyways for actual details, Violet used to not be as much of an idiot but now that she’s married to a 6’8 Viking man who goes berserk occasionally she’s just like what’s gonna happen to me? Repercussions? Drake could kill someone with his bare hands I’m invincible
—-they are very much so stupidly in love Drake is just a Norwegian man with crippling anxiety who thinks holding hands is an extreme form of pda so it’s not very obvious. They have a garden and two cats and also Lucky is their adopted son, again don’t @ me
-Drake gets dragged along occasionally during Sean and Violet’s Shenanigans and he doesn’t love it
—Sean lowkey puts him on edge since he’s extraverted and absentminded, two things Drake is the polar opposite of. Sean can be like ‘oh whoops I accidentally let a bunch of rogue vivosaurs into the main parks silly me’ at any given time and Drake’s anxiety is not cool with that
-Liu Ren is like the odd one out with the branch leaders bc he’s just this cryptic dude who is avoiding all of these crazy young people. The only issue with that is that obv no one knows that he’s freaking old so no one really knows why he avoids them
—he has his hands full with Mei Lian and her weird self-esteem issues tho so he doesn’t really have time to keep up with The Youth
—-in general Liu Ren gets along with Stryker and Drake bc they’re the chilliest, and on a good day Violet is bearable
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therealcalicali · 4 years
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I’m ready for all our sassy Viking men to put Judith in her place lmao. Like I can see Floki, Rollo, Ragnar, Ivar and maybe even Gunni bc that boy has no chill lol, but idk if he would interact with her.
😂😂😂😂
Rollo is like a tornado all by himself. A fun loving ball of destruction likely to piss off Princess Judith and the Clergy alike. Add Floki in the mix and it's awkward mealtimes and gatherings. 😂
She'll be praying for the war to end so they'll go away.
As for Gunni, he lives to roast people and make them feel uncomfortable.
Judith will be clutching her pearls anytime he's nearby. Especially since he enjoys trashing Christianity and the fakes using the religion to appear "better".
Imagine Judith being angry as Gunni flirts with Reader at the wedding.👀😂
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zligorsi · 5 years
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— answer these questions then tag 20 a few blogs you’d like to know better!
NICKNAMES :   jay, judy ZODIAC :   scorpio HEIGHT : 6′0 TIME :   2:31 pm  FAVOURITE BAND / ARTIST :   i’m a p!atd trash. also the offspring, queen, three days grace, these bring back memories. SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD :   grandson’s blood // water in acoustic. thanks for that, @drkcr !! it’s stuck with me. LAST MOVIE I SAW : get hard with will ferrel and kevin hart. and then murder mystery with jennifer aniston and adam sandler literally minutes before that, as it was a movie night. fucking loved both. iconic.   LAST THING I GOOGLED :   'trados, how to use’ ; it’s a translating program my uni failed to teach us about and i had to put my trust into the internets to fucking pass the exam lmfao. OTHER BLOGS :   @glcsowy , a very headcanon heavy richie tozier from it, currently on hiatus. DO I GET ASKS :   on richie yes, here not so much lmao. WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS USERNAME :   it literally means ‘bad, worse’ in polish, in relation to a group of people. i think that’s pretty telling. FOLLOWING : 34 AVERAGE AMOUNT OF SLEEP :   usually around 7 WHAT I’M WEARING :   pyjama shorts and a rick&morty shirt lmao DREAM JOB :   writer, screenwriter, translator DREAM TRIP :   japan ;; FAVOURITE FOOD :   sushi, vegan curry, fried rice & fries & cheap ass curry sauce from a takeout chinese, dominos pizza  PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS :   nope EYE COLOUR :   green HAIR COLOUR :   dark blonde  LANGUAGES YOU SPEAK :   polish, english and a little bit of german MOST ICONIC SONG :   the show must go on by queen. i mean, pls RANDOM FACT:   i once sneaked into the vikings set just so i could meet george blagden and it worked, also i almost stole his ipad by accident, bcs he gave me it along with a piece of paper he signed djfhsk DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS AESTHETIC THINGS :  a blood red full moon, purple neon lights in the darkness, smudged glasses, writing in a cafe 
TAGGED BY :   @repulsd , thank you, love!
TAGGING :    @sallywally , @redhoneyhq , @bloomlover & you!
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archiveofolives · 5 years
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fanfic memetiems!!!
@slipsthrufingers tagged me on this thing, ty!! which is to say, technically she didn’t but i saw ur note on introversion kt so i’m claiming it!!!
putting it under a cut bc i got wordy af lol
OK HERE WE GO
At what age did you start writing fanfiction?
i'm gonna say around 10. maybe latter part of my single digits to early part of my teens. i won't say what my first fanfic was bc i have at least one mutual who's going to block me if i say it (and they have no reason to know anyway lmao) BUT i'm gonna reveal that @slipsthrufingers the demon unearthed it from the depths of the internet once and read it :p
Who is your favorite author?
HERE'S THE THING if ure my friend, i love ur writing. see, i think writing and storytelling are both such human traits that i just want to encourage it out of everyone even when they have a tendency to repeat a sentence 7 times in 2 paragraphs. and i mean, who cares? this isn't a school contest and between capitalism and fascism, i doubt anyone even still cares these days
(altho this much i will say: i'm glad this question isn't about who was my favorite writer back in the rp days. i will, otherwise, go on forever bc the list doesn't stop at u duckie lol)
Favorite type of scene to write?
i am such a trash for dialogues. like, i could be writing my book, space dads or space vikings and i always notice that my banters, my jokes, just anything traded between two people at the least take a life of their own! sometimes it's convenient, a lot of times it's not. i've lost track of my scenes and my plots a lot of times because of this. about the only times i was able to control myself lmao was when i was rping bc...i literally can't control the other character i'm writing with
What is your favorite fanfic?
i don't have one favorite fanfic, i have several i love for several kinds of reasons. but most of them are space dads.
What tags do you avoid like the plague?
incest, pwp and other similar stuff mostly. i'm fine with them existing, i mean part of the reason the tagging system was created was so we could filter out whatever we don't like but i just don't go there, y'know?
What AU do you wish to write but feel like you won’t manage?
OH YOU MEAN THE IDEAS I HAVE IN MY HEAD BUT CAN'T AND WON'T GET TO UNTIL I FINISH MY ODINSONS FIC U MEAN AHAHAHAHAHA
ummm here's the thing: i like to think i have quite the talent for aus. @safarikalamari knows this, i have written her fics of such a nature and described others to her. the trick really is just to find two canons with some workable similarities between the roles and the setting so you won't have to shoehorn everything. if u need help with ur au, ping me, i'll be happy to be of service lmao
OOH BUT i will share this much: once upon a time, i tried to write a fic where atty. phoenix wright, a hogwarts alumni belonging to gryffindor BC COME ON IT'S IN THE NAME, took on the case of sirius black against a prosecutor with a perfect no-lose record, miles edgeworth. whose house i forgot, i think it was ravenclaw. BUT MAN, I HAD IT ALL WORKED OUT, gumshoe was there! and so was ema who's science > magic and maya! maya was gonna try to summon peter pettigrew's spirit so they could question him but obviously she couldn't do it bc he's still alive lmao so she feels like she's a failure and gets heartbroken and runs to the shrieking shack to hide from the world and nick finds her and they investigate the place but it's remus' party night so all that werewolf howling scares the living hell out of them and they run out the forest and come the next morning, they find out on accident thanks to ema's sciency stuff that a lock of hair they picked up along the way belongs to a wolf-like thing. it becomes an important piece of evidence to prove remus' innocence, yes.
Do you outline or write as you go?
if we're talking about fics, i've always written as i go. i got the scenes plotted out in my head and i keep an eye on them from there but the farthest i went with outlining is listing the dialogues i've already come up with (see, again with the dialogues) and then just filling in the deets later, often adding more dialogues to make the flow smoother
What has been your favorite story to write so far?
right now, i have the softest spot for this au i wrote for mari bc after that, my creativity just got sapped out lmao. but i remember that that was really fun to write and reread, i was practically unstoppable.
Do you prefer to write one-shots or multi-chapters? Why?
both. the difference is that the one-shot is the expectation but the multi-chapter becomes the reality >.>;; but i think, I THINK this odinsons fic is going to be a one-shot ❤
What is your favorite kind of comment?
i have a special place for the ones who tell me how much they agree with the fic and my characterization and how it made them feel. and particularly for thor and loki, i love the ones who thank me for writing an odinsons fic that is not incest but very brotherly. :3
Why did you start writing fanfiction? Why are you still writing it?
i started writing fanfic bc my sister started it first. SERIOUSLY a lot of things i do now is bc she did it first and i thought i had to do it to if i wanted to become a full-fledged human being! I'M NOT KIDDING, THAT'S HOW MY MIND WORKED. it's like if you're gonna evolve your starter pokemon, you need a few exps? I THOUGHT FAN-FICTION WAS MY EXP TO EVOLUTION. and then i kept doing it bc you know, it's become a habit for me? but i stopped for a LONG time when i started seriously rping (i remember having like 12 active characters in 6 separate games at one time, it's crazy) and then when rp fizzed out and slowly died, i started churning out like...one, two every couple of months or so? and then i got into the rogue one fandom and literally EVERYONE I KNEW was writing fics, then?? so i got on board and now i'm doing it for thor and loki and HOPEFULLY, hopefully, i get to do it for final fantasy, too. ❤ and maybe get back on the space dads, too, bc i have yet to write my neighbors au lololol
i'm gonna end this post with two things: 1. i'm gonna tag @egregiousderp, @ironmanwlw, @safarikalamari and @whatufish4
2. i'm gonna cite the deep magic on u, kates: we should write together again :p
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Edith watches Castlevania
Turns out there’s only 4 episodes to the first season so I’m just gonna cut it there and start up again fresh at season 2.
Also! We’re down to 1040 followers but that’s bc I checked on my follower list and found 2 pornbots I wasn’t alerted to bc tumblr is TRASH and blocked them let’s go
Smirking freak. I’m glad he loses an eye
Bastard
Oh damn who snitched
Moron
Bitter no one wanted her foot powder
Lisa deserved better
Fucker this is why you lost an eye
And why you lost a head
And why you lost a finger probably I bet he was there tho I wasn’t paying too much attention
Who’s the kingdom hearts dude?
I don’t even play KH but he gives off that aesthetic
Something about the shirt
It’s a KH shirt
They’re not happy with that my dude
I don’t even know them and I know that
Which ones Isaac and which ones the one whose name I forgot
Bc you don’t have a shirt on you slut
New game “fuck, kill, make a boat out of”
Hector! That’s the name. Now which one is he
KH is Hector. Noted.
Godbrand is a Viking. Also noted.
Hector is Fucked Up™. Also also noted.
What the fuck Hector
Why don’t goblins have guts?
I keep wanting to call her Sifa
They’re totally gonna hook up
This made me think of the “safe trip” “I have no control of that” “die then” thing
That’s not how anyone in a coat sits
I like his boots tho
WHAT THE FUCK HECTOR
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DO YOU DO THIS
I kind of like Godbrand
Who wants for the suffering, then?
Never mind, he’s mean to the puppy and I don’t like him
Poor puppy
Hector is Fucked Up™ but he’s still nice to the puppy
Take note, Godbrand
End 2x01! That episode felt shorter but it wasn’t and that annoys me somehow
And actually I’m going to sleep now. I’ll care more tomorrow.
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rreader · 6 years
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GUESS WHO HIT 2.5K!!!!!!!!
your girl did, yasssss
well, you know the procedure, but I’m going to say it anyways. THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE. every follower, every request, every like and reblog, it all means the world to see that people enjoy my stories and want more of them, seriously. the fact that so many of you stick around is truly wonderful.
but as always, I want to give something back. 
my original plan for what I wanted to do at 2.5k is now going to be what I’ll do for 3k, so instead, I’m going to do something similar to the last times, only that it’ll be less of a story but more of me being the sorting hat from harry potter basically lol. 
ALSO HUGE SHOUT OUT TO MY FRIEND @ravenrainy FOR COMING UP WITH SO MANY IDEAS. THANK YOU MY LOVE ♥♥
if you’re interested, it’ll all be under the cut, because it’s a bit long:
okay so, say I choose myself and I would like my fandom to be kpop (bc I’m trash, you all know it)
the format for kpop, for example, looks like this:
Group or Solo: Position (if Group): Biggest Talent (if Solo): Company: Best Friend: Lover:
Obviously, the formats depend on the fandom. you can find all of those below (NOTE: I’ll list the games I’ll do, but won’t put a format for every single game on here, because it’s just going to be too long otherwise, but if you’ve played the games, you’ll know that I’d use categories like faction for skyrim and dragon age and if you wanted Pokemon, I’d give you six pokemon that I’d think would fit you best and so on)
(also, you might notice that some fandoms aren’t here, that’s because I didn’t know what categories to use, but I think there’s still more than enough to choose from! So yeah, have fun!)
rules:
→ mbf the trash, bc this is for my followers → no need to like or reblog this (but if you want to spread the word, go ahead) → you can send me multiple fandoms in one ask, if you want to! → no anon asks unless I know it’s you (same reason as last time) so if you want it to be anonymous, send me a PM and put like a sign behind your anon message, so that I know it’s you → I’ll be doing these for a week again, but I won’t put a deadline on it yet. all depends on how many I’ll get (I’ll let you know though!) → you need to tell me a little about yourself, like the last times. tell me everything you think is important or are comfortable with me knowing (NOTE: please make sure to tell me you’re sexual preferences, for the lovers category)
if you want to blacklist these, they will all be tagged: followers gift!
formats:
Sherlock
Profession: Moriarty vs. Sherlock: Best Friend: Lover:
Marvel
Race: Faction: Powers: Best Friend: Lover:
Star Trek
Position: Profession (if not a member of the crew): Species: Best Friend: Lover:
The Walking Dead
Loner or Group: Position (in Group): What kind of survivor you’d be (if Loner): Weapon of Choice: Best Friend: Lover:
Game of Thrones
House: Status: Allegiance: Type: Dead or Alive: Best Friend: Lover:
Harry Potter (NOTE: if you know your house, please let me know, or I’ll sort you based on what you tell me)
House: Side Activity you like to participate in: Teacher that likes you most: Best Subject: Best Friend: Lover:
KPOP
Group or Solo (if music): Position (if Group): Biggest Talent (if Solo): Profession: Agency: Best Friend: Lover:
Once Upon a Time
Fairytale character you’d be: Post-Curse: Best Friend: Lover:
Supernatural
Species: Hunter or Hunted: Weapon of choice: Best Friend: Lover:
Vikings
Allegiance: Dead or Alive: Country: Savage or Noble: Best Friend: Lover:
The Hunger Games
District: Skill: Got Reaped?: Dead or Alive: Best Friend: Lover:
Gaming
Dragon Age Mass Effect The Witcher Skyrim Assassin’s Creed The Last of Us Horizon Zero Dawn Pokemon
if you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask! ♥
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sceawere · 5 years
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Why do you think Vikings is trash? I love it
don’t get me wrong, i love it too but like there are reasons
lagertha ageing 50 years overnight bc she hasn’t aged a day up until now and her own son looks a decade older than her was silly
speaking of bjorn wtf happened to our boy remember when he was tiny and good and now he’s...this
also all the women are either dead, a shadow of their former characters, or being dragged around
every man is cheating on his wife and screwing over his brother and being a right div and it makes it hard for me to root for most of them even though they’re pretty
i loved harald and astrid but like...he literally kidnapped her and then her whole death was...yikes
LAGERTHA IS A RAPIST NOW...LAGERTHA
the bjorn/halfdan side quest seemed to mean...nothing to me? 
idk like i write trash fic i understand the need for trash in your life and sometimes you just gotta sit there and be like ‘yeah that happened and i’m fine with it’
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theboatbuilderswife · 6 years
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[ @asgardianhammer shouted:  #(( im tagging you both because#we NEED to go to this thing??? ))  ]
        (   hmm, sorry for doing this in a post but yes I saw you reblogged Ruben’s photo and now I’m going to give you a agenda of all the upcoming viking markets here in the Netherlands you just missed the one in Eindhoven like 2 weeks ago bc I’m hella trash like that and YES we need to go to them ❤   )
Schothorst vikingweekenden:  16 & 17 June, 18 & 19 August, 1 & 2 September, 22 & 23 September, 20 & 21 October and 15 & 16 December in Amersfoort  ( all these weekends have different themes, like for example in June it’s about weaving baskets, but the one in Dec is a Yule feast ! ) Viking festival Archeon:  25 & 26 August in Alphen aan de Rijn Vikingdagen:  8 & 9 September in Den Oever Vikingmarkt Teylingen: 6 & 7 October in Teylingen
         (   note: these are all specific viking markets, you can often find reenactment groups, merchants etc at other festivals as well like Castlefest, but also at various local medieval festivals.   )
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