#for a dumb joke

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me. #he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt. #also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

[o0kawaii0o]

ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

#I have been drawing more pre time skip stuff then actual recent stuff of OP #pre time skip really just had this dumb (but fun) energy #ah don't get me wrong tho OP is still very much a joy #in case you were actually wondering - yes sanji gave zoro that keychain as a joke but uwu #working on 1 more silly drawing atm! #one piece #op #roronoa zoro #op nami #luffy #monkey d luffy #o0kawaii0o

[aspiring-thembo]

As a new weaver i find that warp speed is in fact not very fast

#weaving #dumb joke #certainly not original

[adhd-languages]

In the Spanish Gravity Falls dub, the “My ex-wife still misses me..but her aim is getting better!”

Is translated as “My ex-esposa todavía me quiere…¡me quiere matar!”

Roughly translating to “My ex-wife still wants me… wants me dead!”

#Being one of the first jokes I understood in Spanish I was in hysterics over this #it’s a dumb joke #it has a place en mi corazón #spanish #translation #gravity falls #it’s a bit more intense than the English one tbh #Quinn posts #100 #500 #10k

[viktheviking1]

The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.

Reblog for more people to give their answers!

#funny stuff #funny memes #puns #bad puns #pun #terrible puns #dad jokes #bad jokes #toilet #toilet joke #funny #funny post #funny polls #funny content #tumblr polls #my polls #polls #dumb jokes

[tapinix2]

Obligatory shitpot for the queue so I can keep the HDL au designs spaced out to be dramatic

I made the platypus x loss one but not the other two

#murder tw #for the purpose of a bad joke #not real murder #shitpost #... #a platypus? #perry the platypus?? #*faints* #i made it to send to me sorta-sister #for a dumb joke #its supposed to be a parody of loss #no ones gonna get the joke #but its fine #country music #satire #schrodiner's shitpost #schrodiner #schrodiner's cat #schrödinger #schrödinger's shitpost

[humanmaybe]

I make my grilled cheese with garlic bread (aka just sprinkling garlic salt into the butter on the bread) and if I have it I will add goat cheese.

#poll #tumblr polls #grilled cheese #sex poll #sjshksgs #this is just bc I keep seeing the sex/dugs/club polls #and then also a ton of posts being mad about those polls lol???? #so fuck you grilled cheese poll #I’m not sure how it correlates but I think the joke was we should make dumb polls more

[fordford]

stupid college memes that i had to exorcise from my brain

#doodles #gravity falls #fiddauthor #these are dumb and ooc sorry #if it helps i think ford in the first one is just trying to get his roommate to relax by making bad jokes

[nocek]

Peter annoying Miguel is the funniest thing but throwing Deadpool at him is like throwing annoyance equivalent if a nuke and I live for it XD

I'm totally accepting the fanon that there may be multiverse out there but there is only one Deadpool as a gospel <3

#spiderverse #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #jessica drew #wade wilson #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderwoman #deadpool #long post #I've spent waaaay too much time on this comic #just to make a dumb joke that isn't even that funny #but I had to XD #I'll go back to animations with Mayday shortly #but for now sorry about amount of dialogue which caused text to be small >.<

[bluerosefox]

No Longer In Service

Okay

Okay

hear me out

Ghost King Danny Summoning!

The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc

EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.

They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.

SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares... Only...

Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle...

Everything is dead silent. No one moves...

Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.

The noise?

It was the no longer in service beep.

“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone's or mass genocide anything... Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of "will cause the end of your world". I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up.... So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something... Goodbye!”

The world went silent after that.

That...

None of them were expecting that at all.

#Danny Phantom #DPDC #dp x dc #dcxdp #ghost king danny #danny phantom dc #Danny trolls those who summon him #he can sense the intent of his summoners #so whenever he feels a fruitloop trying to summon him he sends an old tape recorder #Tucker helped him set it up #But this leads to... so many questions #'who gave the very powerful title of Ghost King to a teen?! #the adults are questioning it #their teenage sidekicks though? they get it #its funny #all this power #and yet they do dumb and questionable jokes #and memes #dpdc #dpxdc

[shevr]

#ok. I kept trying but didn't rly pull this one off idk #but the driving original idea was 100% the dumb joke so hey as long as that's in there #shevr #my lines #shen #unnamed dog girl....not properly designed dog girl.... bwarf

[birf]

I was watching spy x family with friends and one of them went “if this is propaganda to have children and work for a government agency it’s working” and we all laughed but the more we watched we were like “…….oh my god is this propaganda to have children?”

#edit: this is a dumb joke my friend made do not come to my inbox arguing how sxf is not propaganda I don’t not care #please this wasn’t suppose to be serious or conspiratorial #also this isn’t a negative post I really like the show #spy x family

[lewdhat]

Else the Puck a liar call;

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.

#midsummer night's dream #puck #dumb jokes #shakespeare

[shadow-von-vamp]

closest they’ve come to going on a date

#dumb stuff #shadow the hedgehog #sonic #sonadow #made this just to make a joke about them not going on dates

[razalorart]

2am joke (2021)

#my art #andrea #k'lyn #don't read into this it was just a dumb joke I thought of

[annakarenina]

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989, dir. Stephen Herek

#this is my fav scene btw i love dumb jokes #bill and ted's excellent adventure #bill & ted's excellent adventure #bill & ted #filmedit #junkfooddaily #billandtededit #chewieblog #userbbelcher #fyeahmovies #scifiedit #usertom #userkeanu #usermichi #*