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salad-006 · 11 months
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SOUND THE EDDSWORLD ALARMS
I HAVE MADE A BREAKTHROUGH
After hours of strenuous and meticulous research, I have found the most solid explaination for Tom's eyes
My magnum opus
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And here , ladies and gentleman ,is my proof
FACT NUMBER ONE: TOM DOES NOT HAVE EYEBALLS
We are given several signs his sockets are empty, these being the most prominent ones
In 25ft under the seat he goes to proclaim "Life flashing before my eyes!" However stops before the final word, implying there are no eyes there to be flashed
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In Zanta Claws II he receives a set of eyeballs, which he sticks inside his already empty sockets
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In spares the clones of Tom have their eyeballs completely removed.
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I do not need to explain
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FACT NUMBER TWO: SOMETHING IS IN THERE.
Despite proof his sockets are empty, we are given scenes that would suggest otherwise. For example the intro to Moviemakers, where he presses his face against the glass and we can see something squish up against it
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However the most important example of this is in Hammer & Fail part 2, where Tom attempts to rub his eyes only for them to sink in when pressure is applied
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Obviously regular eyes cant physically do this, this would only happen if there was some sort of thin layer in front of an empty space
For example, a set of inner eyelids.
CONCLUSION: TOM IS A LIZARD PERSON.
The only logical explaination is these inner eyelids that can be opened or closed whenever he wants. (This would also explain why he can consistently touch his 'eyes' without any sort of discomfort, and why his they seem to stick out like eyeballs most of the time)
I have done it.
I have solved the greatest mystery of eddsworld
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anuuuubis · 2 months
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Any TWEWY fans out there?
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racxnteur · 2 months
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Incomeless; will proofread your fics! (Or anything else.)
I'm not sure how to head this with a snazzy, attention-catching image given I'm not offering an obviously graphic service like art commissions, but let's give it a go...
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Hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood disabled unemployed transgender queer on the internet. I have not posted a great amount about the details on this blog for privacy reasons, but I am currently in an untenable familial/financial living situation, which I am actively working to get out of. My primary barrier to disentangling myself from the pertinent parties is a lack of income. I've been unable to pursue traditional means of work due to being multiply disabled (slash chronically ill, slash treatment-resistant, et cetera...), but I do not qualify for SSI or unemployment, so I am stuck trying to find other ways of making money.
This is where you come in... If you'd like to help, you can:
$$ Hire me $$ to proofread your fics, essays, and more!
Click below for info! (I also may add separate posts for diversity reading and/or other writing- and editing-related services.)
For $0.00855/word *OR BEST BID*, I will vet your work of writing before you publish it, checking for mistakes in spelling, capitalization, & punctuation, missed words, inconsistencies of tense, formatting, & POV, and miscellaneous grammatical errors. Never again need you fear posting a finished chapter and discovering a slew of typos after the fact; no matter how sleep-deprived or late at night the state of writing, I will ensure your text is ship-shape. Or, if you happen to be interested in having other types of writing proofread before submission--essays, comics or webtoons, letters, transcripts, compositions of a personal nature, so on--I will happily take these on at a comparable rate.[1]
Qualifications:
Bachelor's degree in English with a minor in writing
Initiate of international collegiate honors society for English scholarship, Sigma Tau Delta
Active member of the International Association of Professional Writers and Editors (IAPWE)
Former lit editor for award-winning university literary arts magazine
Prior employment in tutoring and teaching English, as well as copy-editing and content writing
Nearly 20 years' writing experience
Previous experience as both fic writer and beta
Incisive eye for typo-hunting and tenacious attention to detail (I have high standards and will make those everybody else's problem... now for pay!)
I will read for content of any genre and all ratings, and am broadly[2] open to any subject matter, kinks, et cetera. I'll also post more detailed guidelines (booking process, any exclusions, additional criteria) on a separate, unrebloggable post so that any edits and updates are always current.
Message me via the chat feature on Tumblr, or send me an e-mail (I will post it on my more info post) to request a quote, bid for a slot, or just to see what I can offer for whatever project you have in mind. And please feel encouraged to share or boost this post! I am in urgent need of any income I can get, and every share counts 😭🙌
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[1] There will be some exclusions to this, such as academic assignments/papers that have style guide requirements; i.e., I will not be your online MLA style checker or anything.
[2] As with anything, there will be sporadic exceptions to this as well, but I will always be up-front about such cases.
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gudgurkan · 1 year
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I’m open for work!
Both professional and private commissions 🤝
I do comics too
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firecooking · 8 months
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Heyo Folks, I've run into a bit of unemployment
That being said, I'm fully open to commissions with no slot limits atm I am also open to freelance and contract work for any kind of project, DM me here or use my email/Discord
Comm link: Kofi
Discord: firecooking
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sketchwizard · 8 months
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it's time... after years of closure, i am officially opening:
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while these are artistic liberty format, i am more than happy to work on the design with you. ultimately, i want to create something you'll love!
feel free to message me with any questions! discord @lokitmon is your best bet for a timely response, but you can dm me here as well if you'd like.
payment will likely be through paypal or ko-fi, but I can be flexible!
(full disclosure: sbahj ponies and mindfang horse were drawn for this zine i participated in. prices listed are just examples!)
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tomscholes · 9 months
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This week's throwback:
Quick look development sketches for a ruined city in a glitched section of a videogame played by the characters of the show.
Done in 2016 for Kan Muftic at Axis Animation for Netflix's Kiss Me First. Thanks Kan for bringing me on!
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foxspit · 11 months
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model is Maya Tihtiyas
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anuuuubis · 2 months
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Motoko Kusanagi!
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plaguechyld · 29 days
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Beta & Alpha Reader For Hire
Helping with bsd, kny, hsr and genshin fandom fics and original works.
Please comment or reblog if you want to talk to me about it !
[ Currently... Open ! ]
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Alpha Reader Services
I can read your drafts at any time you want.
I'm here to bounce ideas off of and help develop them further!
I work with plot outlining, helping you fix plot holes and enhance your story.
I look at the bigger picture, the whole story and help you make it flow together in an engaging way!
I can help find references (photo and written) if you need them for any reason.
I can help with character design and backstories.
Beta Reader Services
I read your more final drafts whenever you want.
I read your story as your target audience and give you feedback as a reader, not feedback as fellow writer.
I'll tell you how I feel about characters and what I felt while reading.
I'll examine your story in-depth and make sure everything's good to go.
I'm also here to help with formatting, I'll provide insight on whether or not it's easy to look at.
I'll make sure to look through your story for any grammar or spelling errors.
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Requirements
Be 18+ if you need help with sexual content within your story. If you're under 18 but still need help with a story that has sexual content i'll work on the sfw bits
Have Discord.
At least mention that you had a beta/alpha reader, you do not need to mention me by name.
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Personal
Dark topics are not a trigger for me, so don't worry.
For explicit scenes; I'm not comfortable with watersports, scat or vore. If you have this in your story I'm more than happy to still work on it, I just won't go over those parts.
I have medical issues that cause me chronic pain so please try to understand that I'm not always going to be there at the moment that you call.
I have classes at 10:30-11:25, 2:30-3:25 and 4:00. I have breaks between classes where I'm available and I'm usually completely open after 4:30pm.
I'm on EST.
I normally wake up at around 9:00-9:30 so it's best to catch me after my morning class.
I'll let you know before hand if I'm going to be unavailable for hours time for whatever reason. (hang out, doctors appointment, etc.)
Don't flirt or engage in sexual jokes directed at me, I'm aroace and not comfortable with it.
I'm not comfortable with helping write sexual encounters with minor characters that are aged up and sexualized for the reason of sexual gratification. (this is not the same as the themes of child exploitation or sexual trauma)
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chrisgemsworthh · 3 months
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Custom Mecha character art done for a commission
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villarrealguillermo · 8 months
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#Heman on colors
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zeromylesperhour · 2 years
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I Make Ghibli inspired Commissions!
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and I'm accepting more right now!
Find me on my Behance or check out my prices!
Behance: https://www.behance.net/zeromylesperhour 
Commission Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfFRRS40u5WjL1bWjmJBj9Lvb8xIU3ImuaMtRavzb2nATeL4w/viewform?usp=sf_link
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ladies4hire · 4 months
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