#for legal purposes this is a shitpost

[sailor-tenchi]

I bet the people who blame Max for the storm are the type who’d go after jean valjean for the bread

#LiS #Pricefield #Max Caulfield #Life is Strange #for legal purposes this is a shitpost #real talk though there's good philosophy behind BAE too #but I'm mostly just shitposting rn

[krvla]

Youve heard of Jude x cardan , youve heard of cardan x nicasia . . .

But have u heard of nicasia x Jude 🤔 😳

#[ out ] #for legal purposes this is a shitpost #MY MIND IS JUST LIKE WHY must we fight over a man #when we could kiss each other instead 😳

[pinkandgreenarepurpleandyellow]

Contemplating breaking into the library fr

#I am not gonna #for legal purposes this is a shitpost

[rudjedet]

breaking the ancestral curse (fire bombing the chemical plant that has been poisoning our water for decades)

#for legal purposes this is a joke and a shitpost #much as though i pray every day these virulent assholes get their just deserts one day

[shanti-ashant-hai]

you, a bio student: bone marrow

me, an intellectual (and maths student): ✨b o n e s a u c e ✨

@mrunmione @impossible-ozzie @merapehlapyaarwaapasaagaya @sanskari-kanya @kuhuchan @why-dis-kolaveri-di @co-male-thot-enemy-of-the-state

i am sorry for any emotional damage caused due to this post.

#i like to think im hilarious #for all legal purposes this is a joke #shitposts #shanti ki ashanti suno #desiblr #desi shitposting

[metal-queer-rising]

i drew this for an inside joke with my friends but the art goes too hard to just have sit in my files so here . 2 likes and i'll tell you the story

#I WOULD PUT THIS ON MAIN SINCE THATS WHERE I PUT ALL MY ART #but its a shitpost........ so ium putting it here #my art #mgs #metal gear solid #big boss #revolver ocelot #kazuhira miller #bbkaz #ocelhira #IS THAT THEIR SHIP NAME I DONT FUCKING REMEMBER #bosselot #theyre all uhhhh legally married for benefit purposes #im gonna be thinking about this all day

[pickedpiper]

Happy Father’s Day to the world’s sluttiest absent father:

He forgot to take Hugo with him to the park

#off game #off rpg #off rpg maker #off the game #mortis ghost off #off mortis ghost #off batter #father’s day #off meme #shitpost #AND we’re back to the memes #I had to anyways since it’s father’s day today lmao #anyways shoutout to this man for killing his wife and child #absolutely based #(for legal purposes that was a joke)

[sparring-spirals]

well, who among us WOULDN'T snap into a murder frenzy when their stress points get too high 😤

#hashtag relatable #we all know imogen might :) #for legal purposes this is a joke #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e31 #fcg #shitpost #cr liveblogging

[aego-philautia]

Rb for your F/o to serve u limited edition Sonic curry for dinner💜💜

#self ship #oc x canon #self shipping #yumejoshi #shitposting #for legal purposes this is a joke #id toss those mf out a window if either of them put this in front of me tbh #My love ends at limited edition sonic curry sorry not sorry💔

[baelishwife]

Me holding David Benioff and DB Weiss hostage so I can force them to rewrite the show and make Petyr smart again:

#shitpost #petyr baelish #game of thrones #for legal purposes this is a joke

[awkwardexocowboy]

Wow can’t believe Saint-14 and Osiris made gay people real

#for legal purposes this is a joke #destiny 2 #late night shitposting #destiny #aaaaaaaaaa #o14 #saint 14 #osiris

[hottakehoulihan]

Paper>Rock because above. Scissors>paper because censorship works and must be fought. Rock>Scissors because when censors, violence is the answer.

#shitpost #For legal purposes I am kidding and do not own any bricks #hhh.txt #I always look to see if I can find the original poster of these things and reblog them but dang circumstances make it hard sometimes

[burymeinblack2022]

On thotty Tuesday no less !! The girlies (gn) may have some girlcock....as a treat

#No it's ok Gerard I get it rly if I had to listen/play mcr every night I would get super excited too ur so valid #Gerard Way #For legal purposes this is a joke before anyone cancels me for girl Gerard-isms... #Mcr #My Chemical Romance #Mcr return #Return era #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts

[shanti-ashant-hai]

guys if bananas are 60% similar to humans genetically, why doesnt human flesh taste good in a smoothie?

@chartreuse-blood @remen-nyoodles

#for all legal purposes this is a joke #im not actually a psychopath im joking #(but id also like to know the answer) #shitposts #cursedblr #desiblr #shanti ki ashanti suno

[custer-mp3]

BONE church???? BONE?? kinda fruity if you ask me. why u lookin at another man's bone for

#this is a shitpost. for legal purposes. i am a faggot

[charlottan]

ok i took an adderall to focus on a thing but im too mad about bands so im gonna j*rk off for a few hours while listening to music because im NORMAL and then go to sleep

#for legal purposes this is a shitpost but also dont reblog