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bbq-potato-chip · 6 months
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i had a thought
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theloveinc · 1 year
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Being your little puppy/kitty/bunny hybrid self and going into one of your first, adult heats at your new owner's house... and not understanding why they won't mount you.
You do everything right, leak where you're supposed to leak, present when your pussy aches, build a small nest on the bed where you think it'd be best to mate or keep a baby...
But for some reason your owner doesn't seem to get it, doesn't seem to give in... ignoring when you pull at your little panties when you're face down, ass up in front of them at the side of their desk... shuffling you off their lap when you climb on their lap backwards and try to taunt them with your scent... even laying you down to give you a couple quick spanks when you nuzzle where they produce the most musk, or try to move their hand to right where it's wettest and you want it—
And you don't know what else you can do to show it!!!
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inkskinned · 2 years
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they lassoed the moon, did you hear? yeah they brought it down last night and she got so close the water that the tides shot into the supermarkets
yeah my grandma had to pick out her radishes from waist-high ocean she said that the pasta was too close the ground so it was all floating
they're holding the moon halfway now so it's really beautifully bright you can see all the rich men running up and down the tether wearing bandanas to raise money for some charity they started
yeah no i think they're going to keep it there haha, yeah like as a resort somebody said something on the news about turning her face green with little chopped golf grass how about that; we will have a different moon in our memory than in the future , imagine asking were you born before the moon was green haha
last night yeah if you went outside to watch the balloon of her astral body bobbing in our atmosphere you'd have been sprinkled in all that white particulate coming down like plaster drifting snow in moonrocks over our upturned cheeks our palms catching
the moon's chafing, her skin now unable to rest in peace
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djevilninja · 10 months
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For once in my life, I won't let sorrow hurt me, Not like it's hurt me before. For once, I have something I know won't desert me - I'm not alone anymore.
Stevie Wonder - For Once in My Life
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dragonsong27 · 7 months
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It is a rare series indeed that will get me to draw a fanart but goddammit this pathetic old man has me by the brainstem.
uhhhh bonus doodle/sillies/very mild spoilers under the cut
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finally interrupted my dad mid-criticism to be like "sometimes you are very critical!" for which he apologized (thank you) and said he'd stop (he won't, he'll just preface critical things with "I'm not being critical" for a while, but).
proud of myself for being a little brave. not even wearing my mean bracelet today.
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bass-alien · 1 year
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I just wanna be the girl that someone misses
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cygnetcommitee · 2 months
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this song has crack in it i swear
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natreads · 3 months
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omgggg my coworker is gonna rent out her apartment and I mentioned that I'm interested, please please please let it happen and let the rent be reasonable
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maxcatz · 12 days
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spotify what if i don’t want to be sad.
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sunset-peril · 30 days
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I made things today. I had over an hour to waste while I waited for lunch hours to start at my university, so I drew some Wolfbred!
Long-winded description/lore thing under the cut.
As you can see, Wolfbred are very often blond with blue eyes, but there are exceptions! Wolfbred were created when Link (Twilight Princess) was exposed to Twilight and transformed into a wolf. The Twilight left a permanent stain on Link's genetics, which effectively made all his descendants werewolves. As such, many Wolfbred are given names from the Twilight Era. (Is Twilight supposed to be capitalized? I don't remember. I've been staring at DNA for too long.)
Top left is Pryze! Pryze is a knight in Princess Zelda's personal guard. He takes his orders from Link. He doesn't speak much Hylian, and he prefers to talk only with Zora and other Wolfbred (many Wolfbred are fearful of Hylians, including Pryze). He's the 3rd youngest Wolfbred in the Clan at 28. He's unique for many reasons, most notable being his markings. Although most Wolfbred only display their markings underneath moonlight (or if exposed to Twilight themselves), Pryze has permanent markings due to vitiligo. As such, he's known as the "Marked Wolfbred." Over ten years passed between his birth and Link's. I adopted Pryze from LittleStarMewtwo26 
Top right is Link! I don't need to tell you who Link is, Link needs no introduction. But I'm going to ramble anyway. Link is the 2nd youngest Wolfbred in the Clan. He's also the first Wolfbred to marry outside the Clan... at the Clan's urging. (There were no more lady Wolfbred... except for Link's sister 🫣) At first glance, Link looks like he's smiling. These are actually scars. When Link was first knighted, Wolfbred were still required to be muzzled inside Hyrule Castle. Link's muzzle sliced open his face from his handlers yanking on the chains attached to it. The King and Princess intervened, and the King ruled that because Link was Zelda's personal knight that she got to decide whether he was required to be muzzled or not. A 12-year-old Zelda, frightened from the bloody incident, chose to exempt Link from muzzling. Eventually, Link and Zelda were able to prove that Wolfbred were safe creatures even without the muzzles, which gave King Rhoam the authority to ban the devices. I wouldn't advise approaching Link too quickly, or getting your hands too close to his head.
Bottom left is Twili! She is the apothecary and midwife for Hateno Village. She is about Ordon, Link's father's, age. She is a senior Wolfbred at 34 (Wolfbred are considered seniors at 30, as they develop many health problems around that age) but has not aged as dramatically as other Wolfbred in her age range. She has been mistaken to be Link's mother many times by non-Wolfbred, due to them misinterpreting the Wolfbred's affectionate culture (and the fact that Link acts less shy with Wolfbred) to be a family relationship between the two. All of the Champions, except for Mipha, have made this mistake. Many Wolfbred live in the Zora settlement of Goponga, and work in Zora's Domain, so Mipha already knew who Link's mother was. I designed her several years ago, originally as Link's niece. And then Link's sister married Revali's son, so I had to change things. 
Bottom right is Midna Marie! She is the mother of Link and Sydnei. She is the last female Wolfbred to have live pups. Link and Sydnei, the only two Wolfbred born alive in the last 25 years, are her puppies. She got to meet the Queen and King of Hyrule at Hyrule Castle during the de-exile process. Her husband got to serve the Queen as her bodyguard, and her son serves the Princess as her bodyguard. She dropped dead when Sydnei was 2, and when Link was 10. It was... a very startling and dramatic departure from the world. Her greatest regret in life is that she couldn't get away from her son before passing away, as the trauma from witnessing her sudden death strengthened his hatred towards non-Wolfbred Hylians. Midna Marie was also designed by LittleStarMewtwo26 
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For once in my life let me get what I want.
— the smiths
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mystery-amalgamate · 7 months
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woopsie is WIP time. Even though all I ever make is WIPs and sketches 😔
I'm actually probably gonna blow this one up and line it later. maybe.
also, easy as they are I hate bear legs they conflict with my style/what I'm used to so fucking badly and I think it shows--
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sailingmakai · 4 months
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(Joker’s Heart) Don’t mind the detective alternate just squinting his eyes at his counterpart. Nothing to see here, nope. Nothing at all.
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"Don't mind me, just taking some toys to my friend's kid~! Look at this gun, you think this thing actually shoots bullets? Of course it doesn't."
The best part is that he isn't even lying.
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kulliare · 4 months
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chamomile and alove vera for the ask game! 💞💗💖
chamomile ⇢ what kind of things do you like receiving as gifts?
for all my life i’ve basically recieved no gifts so i am very much unused to the concept of gifts, like— my friends and i are doing a secret santa and we all have wishlists to make the buying less hard, but i’m still very much like, all these gifts i could get i could get myself? i don’t really know how to make them ~good~. and i can’t help but think they’re transactional rather than freely given.
anyway i am relatively easy to please. i like food / jewelery / clothes and stuff but now i’m just remembering my friend was gonna make me a pathetic fictional man calendar. i will get emotional when i put that up in my room sorry. i’m supposed to find 12 different men but carmy means so much to me and i’m wondering if i should just be like, full out pathetic with my wants as god intended
aloe vera ⇢ what’s something (mundane) you really want to experience in life?
FOOD. i love trying out different food, i am hungry all the time and i wish i wasn’t. but for something specific i guess like. random ass people being nice to me. the high when a random ass person does you a good turn is indescribable. i recently fucked up my transit card so the guy at the desk randomly gave me a free ride to get home even tho the card being broken was definitely my fault was very sweet. and also my prof giving my extra marks just now even tho i don’t deserve it (well she kind of knows me so this doesn’t count. and i did work too hard on that project but it’s still v sweet. amanda, if ur out there ❤️❤️)
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