#for punk ass men

[pinkmirth]

just to set the record straight; reiner would peel your orange like it’s his fucking job, okay! this man would practically bend over backwards to make sure you’ve got every little thing your heart desires!!!

#that rude little fuck from that tiktok doesn’t deserve a woman at alllll #but reiner? oh he’s a MAN. and real men nicely prep their girlfriend’s fruit for them #rei would take it to new lengths! he’ll put together a fruit bowl and everything #in fact this man will squeeze the fucking thing just to make you some juice out of it too #you are VERY special to him . he’d never think anything lesser #but omg. that punk ass hoe who wouldn’t even help out his OWN GF is the saddest thing. he needs a dirty slap #꒰ঌ rambles.ᐟ ໒꒱ #꒰ঌ aot.ᐟ ໒꒱ #ৎ୭ ⨾ reiner.ᐟ #orange peel

[punkeropercyjackson]

Inspired by that time an ex-mutual of mine said Percy is 'manly'

#i have NEVER been able to take that shit seriously even back when we were friends like was she FR???????PERCY JACKSON???'MANLY'????????????? #my sister in christ he is literally a femme even when he's a cis dude and when she's a tgirl she's a full on disney princess in every way #she was femme too but painfully cis and her taste in men made my transmasc genderfluid ass balk #being a bi girl who's femme4femme in fandom spaces is actual hell LET ME AND MY MALE F/OS OUTTA HERE!!!! #percy jackson #transfem percy jackson #bigender percy jackson #trans percy jackson #feminine percy jackson #punk!percy #or #pastel punk percy jackson #depending on my mood #autistic percy jackson #bi percy jackson #demi percy jackson #team parent percy jackson #percy jackson x reader #perlex #perclana #riverson #persara #real self shipping hours #💌 #summerposting #summeredits

[designernishiki]

sibling on sibling VIOLENCE

#she’s out for BLOOD #god she’s so autistic it means the world to me. she just says shit #Yuki #majima #sunshine siblings #rambling #y0 #I love that she doesn’t change At All over the years on this front so when majima’s an infamous yakuza patriarch #feared by most beneath him years later she’s still like. what the fuck are you wearing you punk ass loser you look like a #walking mid-life crisis lol #I can imagine her saying some shit like that around some of his men and them staring at them wide eyed and scared for her life #and majima just insults her back and tussles her hair and messes it up on purpose

[vvh0adie]

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This is for Namjoon, you big Pelican Town Obelisk, Snow App nasty, smelling Tree of Souls bitch‼️

Why you diverge off the motherfuckin' schedule⁉️

With your trifflin' dirty Snow App, Johnson&Johnson man-tittie ass, big Sauroposeidon bitch‼️

AliExpress Arnold Schwarzenegger Teddy Bear body ass bitch‼️

You were supposed to tell me how proud you were after I passed my finals‼️

#of sloth #ALL MEN ARE LIARS AND THEY NEED TO GO TO HELL #EXPEDITIOUSLY‼️‼️‼️ #DESCENDANT OF THAT PUNK ASS SNAKE WHO FOOLED EVE‼️ #MAY PHARREL’S GOD REIGN DOWN UPON YO SLEEPING HEAD AND GIVE YOU A HOT ASS PILLOW IN THE BARACKS #I TRUSTED YEW STINK😣 #DONT LEAAAAVE MEEE GUURRRLL #IMMA JUST END IT #TAKE THE WHEEL‼️

[slaughtergutz]

I keep seeing like weird mentions here and there about how Joe is stronger than Hiromi and I??????

¿??????????????????

Joe is cut, but those abs aren't for strength, they're for show. (Yes, he absolutely is strong and athletic compared to others, but,)

This is what men who train for strength look like

They aren't skinny lads.

Hiromi is a BEEFCAKE. And I don't have any good pictures of him on my phone so u get this (which is also pretty accurate for people who strength train actually)

Joe probably trains specifically for agility, but that isn't to say larger men wouldn't be able to go toe to toe with him either. He'd have an advantage for aerial tricks I'd assume and honestly I'm mostly talking out of my ass here bc I know jack shit about skating, but I've formerly trained for professional wrestling so that's what I relate it to

Hiromi seems like he's new to lifting so that'd probably be his biggest disadvantage in a hypothetical strength test with the two of em BUT HES GOT A LOT OF HEART-- he would probably pull something by lifting too much bc he wanted to impress the manager lbr

#HI IM NEW AND LATE TO THIS FANDOM SO IDK IF ANYONES TALKED ABT THIS BEFORE #for all i know theres canon info about this BUT #Hiromi higa #kojiro nanjo #sk8 the infinity #sk8 joe #sk8 shadow #i just used this as an excuse to save pictures of beefy men to my phone #i too wish to eat 5 hamburgers whenever i walk into an A&W #i literally only watched sk8 for him i am not usually an anime person #BECAUSE I AM NOT INTO PRETTY BISHOUNEN #i saw a keychain of a punk clown man at the anime store and then i knew i would not be escaping from this #and hes HUNKY TOO? #THAT IS ALL OF MY INTERESTS #AND IM GONNA MAKE IT EVERYBODY ELSES PROBLEM. #i dont know how to participate in fandom so here u go an essay about how actually hiromis ass should be thicker

[vamptastic]

really truly mens fashion rn is just national park youve never been to tshirt band you don't listen to tshirt tshirt with the joker on it tshirt with naruto and japanese text that is probably just the characters name or like a takeout menu on it tshirt that says like "im a PROUD ASSHOLE and i LOVE COPS" or button ups in 5 different muted colors. and pants that fuck hard but do not fit if you don't have an ass flat enough for somebody to put a sheet of paper on and use as a clipboard in a pinch.

#its like me and my one button up with mushrooms on it against the world rn #and my womens sweaters from like 5 years ago that have holes in them and cant be worn in florida weather #and tshirts for bands that i DO listen to (literally just mcr. cant wear a nirvana shirt in this economy and nobody listens to punk here) #i dont even think they make mens pants in my size if im being real #my dad is like. 350+ pounds and his pants are too small for me 😭 #and im 250 like. im half his size. just all my weight is my dump truck ass sadly #my waist measurment theoretically is like... a medium-high mens size... its just the ass. #also im fucking 5'3 #well anyway whatever i make the clothing store my bitch i walk in there the world is my oyster i am constrained by nothing but personal #taste #<- guy who can find maybe one pair of womens slacks and a cool shirt per four hour shopping trip

[neckdeep--in--realfriends]

Been at the job for just under 3 months now.

Things in my life are better. I think everything will be alright.

#me #my face #personal #pop punk #Toyota #guys with piercings #body positivity for men #pnw #ignore my big ass forehead #real friends #this wild life #the wonder years #boston manor #pinoy #the front bottoms #nose piercing #neck deep #knuckle puck

[panicatthetwentyonechemicalboys]

YA'LL.

i just went to a show and some dude bought me a drink and asked for my number, and he was like hella cute so obviously i said yeah. BUT TURNS OUT HIS BROTHER IS THE SINGER OF THE HEADLINER???

#the key to getting hit on at concerts is to out-mosh all the grown ass men apparently #shows #concert #rock #punk rock #rock music #metal music

[piledrivemytombstones]

I needed to do this challenge with my own twist

#I think I over exaggerated Punk’s big ears but don’t tell me that #they’re cute. I love girly men with big ass ears #makes me think that im a princess too with my dumbo ahh ears #idk why I’m sharing this only here and not on my art blog #maybe because self indulgent meme art isn’t fit there. idk. #cm punk #cm punk fanart #cm punk meme

[bornafter1993]

i saw a tiktok that was like “i started wearing my natural hair bc if i wanna find a man who loves me for me and stop getting played i realized he’s gonna want me like this, afro and pit hair and all” and like… she’s so right. if you don’t love me in my natural state then why are you even bothering…..

#twiggy speaks #love that being your natural self wards off punk ass men #this goes for women too obviously it’s just that she’s straight so off she wouldn’t say women too

[ilikeyoshi]

another day another annoying modern greek goddess per3phone girlboss take

#sorry i'm sorry her whole story is about how mothers of the time had their daughters taken by death and men #how they had no power to stop this #so it drives me a little crazy when ppl completely trash that for a “girl escapes her dumb mom for a punk boyfriend” sORRY YOURE BORING #IT IS SUCH A MEANINGFUL STORY ABOUT WOMEN'S SUFFERING AND AUTONOMY THROUGHOUT THE HISTORY OF MANKIND #IT'S ABOUT HOW NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE SOMEONE DEATH WILL ROB YOU OF HER #AND THE HORRIFYING WAY MEN OF ERAS PAST AND PRESENT ARE SO SIMILAR TO DEATH #HOW MUCH OF HISTORY HAVE MEN HAD THE POWER TO REMOVE A DAUGHTER FROM HER FAMILY FOREVER? HOW TRAGIC IS THAT #WHETHER SHE LIVES OR DIES YOU WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. YOU CAN NEVER TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AGAIN #but everyone wants to turn the god who kidnapped and assaulted her into a hot goth wifeguy. whatever #sorry i saw someone say “hades 'kidnaps' persephone” in air quotes and i almost lost my shit #im not trying to say this is Problematic or Cancellable or whatever btw i'm just mad that a story about women's love and grief #became another stupid romeo and juliet ass love story. congratulations you missed the ENTIRE point #greek mythos have such heartbreaking and beautiful stories and u ppl wanna turn it into some twilight shit fuck off #yoshi talks

[punkeropercyjackson]

As someone who's primary special interests are DC,Spiderverse and Pjo,this is the vibe i get when i see people saying Stephanie is butch,that Hobie acts like a stereotypical guy and either(but usually both)about Percy

#PLEASE THEY ARE SUCH GIRLS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 /pos ofc i am the girlest girl to ever girl and would never use that as an insult #like stephanie is literally always written with realistic traits for a teenage or young adult(depending on the incarnation)woman in mind #hobie deadass wears a crop top and fucking LIPSTICK and he dosen't just not care about gender for himself he never brings up gender PERIOD #and percy.marco would be impressed by much of a princess-y egg she is come ON she called ares and apollo ugly for looking too much like men #what are they doing to our femme queens.please just because they got attitude problems and kick ass that dosen't make them masc #if you want mascs *gestures to cassandra 'batman' cain pavitr 'embodiment of transhet dude' prabhakar and annabeth 'wise guy' chase* #the anomalies #stephanie brown #hobie brown #percy jackson #blasian stephanie brown #trans hobie brown #transmasc or transfem you pick #unlabeled hobie brown #persephone jackson #pastel punk stephanie brown #skater stephanie brown #ace hobie #team dad hobie #pastel punk percy jackson #or #punk!percy #depending on my mood #black percy #latino percy #batfam #spiderman #pjo #💌 #summerposting

[mosspapi]

I think anyone who presses a whole bunch of random buttons right when they get out of the elevator should not only be banned from any and all elevators ever again, no matter the circumstances they are in, but should also be forced to carry twenty thousand-pound weights on their shoulders for the rest of their lives and even That wouldn't be enough punishment I am not even remotely joking

#like you two are grown ass men. we are at university. you should know better. Jesus fucking Christ #I wondered why they looked so distraught when seeing me waiting when the doors opened. #it's because they realized they'd done something actually fucked up and not just an inconvenience #tempted to figure out what floor they're on and report them for smth but I'm not good with faces so I have no clue who they actually are #armchair speaks #physically disabled #actually disabled #cripple punk

[bleached-brain]

Kurt Cobain 🤝 Lil Nas X

Breaking gender stereotypes by publicly wearing dresses while being a relatable being

#gender noncomformity #kurt cobain #lil nas x #men embracing femininity #feminine men #gnc #punk ass vibes

[sortarapunzel]

absolutely incorrigible behavior in this house tonight <- watching the voltron german dub and enjoying it

#if me from 10 years ago could see me now she'd be so confused #all she knew of german dubs was that they turned benjamin coddersnatchs voice into a normalman tenor in sherlock #but also... voltron... whew its bringing back memories #the english dub... its Such a kids show oh my god how did we ever think it was going to go where we thought it would #the animation does slay though. when the characters move it slays #the german dub sort of smooths out the kids show vibes #it also smooths out keith which is really funny #og keith is so like. im punk. im gruff. im voiced by steven yeun. meanwhile german keith is just kind of tired? #german keith has been through some shit and you can hear it. hes no longer a weirdly deepvoiced teenager hes now a weirdly worldly teenager #(and a tenor. of course. bc no german dub is complete without a complete swap of vocal range for the men) (I've honestly gotten used to it) #(highpitched sam winchester is the superior sam winchester and you can fight me on this) #already growing so attached to the german voices that the og english sounds weird to me. i am 10 minutes into the first episode #german dubs are superior!! i can't explain it!! even though the acting is so dry in comparison to the og... #idk what it is i just like how they interpret the characters #og hunk is hard to beat tho ill give him that. german hunk is good but og hunk is great #german lance is WAYYY less cocky lmao he sounds way more unsure of himself when he's delivering those bravado-ass lines #pidge is just. a woman though. it's kind of offputting #you literally cant beat bex taylor klaus at voicing pidge like. they were practically Made for the role #but to have just a normalvoice woman voice pidge is so odd #anyway the translation is also great. lance calls hunk a genius giantfart (genialer riesenfurz) instead of a gassy genius #instead of 'well‚ congratulations'‚ keith tells lance 'welp‚ congrats‚ dude' (Tja‚ Glückwunsch‚ man) #at hearing he got his place in the pilot class #which is such a small change but im obsessed with it #anyway. back to the incorrigible behavior #voltron #junos

[tireflavoureight]

give me more trans gay men with meat on their bones to idolize. give me more fat men to go on my gender vision board. when you go online and look for gender envy yadda yadda it’s riddled with the skinniest men you’ve ever seen. this is a problem!! if you hold skinny people in your mind when you think “this is so gender” you’re not setting yourself up for anything good.

#especially in the punk scene!!!!! #and one could say the say the same thing for people of color as well. a lot off the skinny ass men you see are also white as a sheet! #but this is about my personal thoughts as a white trans guy. so it felt like a weird thing to tack on because this post is drawing from #my personal experiences and what i set up for myself personally in my mind #buuut. yea. #just some thoughts. #pinterest is the worst pervader of this that i’ve seen. tho i only take this sort of thing to there and tumblr. and i’m on a #good side of tumblr #where even the skinny people on my blog have a tummy and such #postingposting