#for someone who supposed to know 13928394 ways to kill people he fucking sucks at actual killing thing

[effei-s]

all of them are too stupid to live

juliette in ignite me: shoots anderson in the head. TWICE.

anderson: survives it because of his superpowers.

castle in defy me: doesn't even try to break anderson's neck or something when he sees him alive but throws a bunch of furniture at him(???).

warner in defy me: throws a knife at anderson's throat and doesn't check for a pulse after.

nazeera in imagine me: shoots anderson in the throat (because that worked so well the last three times people tried to kill him).

warner in imagine me: guts daddy dearest insted of cutting his head off or cutting him in half WHEN HE ACTUALLY HAS THE CHANCE TO DO IT like any person that has even one brain cell would do.

ignite-me juliette who shot anderson in the head twice: AM I A FUCKING JOKE TO YA'LL????

me: told you so, they are too stupid to live.

#juliette ferrars #aaron warner #nazeera ibrahim #paris anderson #shatter me #ignite me #defy me #imagine me #it's funny how it took anderson to self-sabotage himself to actually die #because without it he would be still very much alive and well #because characters that try to kill him are all have no brains at all #yeah i still hate that entire scene in imagine with all of my heart #especially warner and his stupid useless machette #you had one job #to kill your dad #and you failed #useless блять (с) #for someone who supposed to know 13928394 ways to kill people he fucking sucks at actual killing thing