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moneymaybank · 1 month

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JJ the professional yapper

this mf drops random pieces of information every day at a significant rate. and it’s nothing like pope’s usual rants or geek outs, but actual jj lore that everyone is unfazed by but oblivious to and it leaves you thinking if you even know your own boyfriend.

like that one time he told you he got high off raid. like, the ant and cockroach killing spray?? nobody moved. or the one time he farted and it was so lethal he disrupted the class and completely shut down the lesson for that day because it caused the teacher to go into cardiac arrest, and then he proceeded to talk about how he saved the day

& everyones like huh?? cause nobody except him was there so you immediately wanna call bullshit but you lowkey can’t cause (and you can’t tell me otherwise) he has toxic ass farts but ima get into that another day

#fluff #for the culture #♛ melo’s drama #jj maybank #jj maybank prompt #yapping #just yapping #jj maybank brainrot #jj maybank imagine #jj maybank x reader #jj maybank x you

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ghost-37 · 6 months

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sanjisboyfie · 5 months

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suguru's needless jealousy

geto suguru x male reader

being suguru's boyfriend and all of his friends (shoko and satoru, basically - man's does not really have friends like that) not believing how he could find such a wonderful, caring boyfriend like you.

it kind of pisses him off, actually. because he knows how lucky he is to have you, obviously he knows, he's the one dating you. he's the only one who knows just how fast his heart races whenever he sees you. he's the only one who gets that really warm feeling in his chest when you so much as look in his direction. he's the only one who gets to hear you whisper, "i love you," to him and practically send him spiralling with just those three words alone.

but whenever you walk into the classroom, shoko and satoru both think he's gotten memory loss in his sleep because they're both gushing about, "waahhh, suguru, your boyfriend's a total babe, why'd he settle with you? he could have anyone he wanted!" or, "suguru, you better be treating [name] with the utmost respect, he deserves the best for being such a sweetheart!"

you are the one that always kindly brushes their compliments off, taking a comfortable seat next to suguru, who pulls you closer to him by tugging on the leg of your chair towards his. there's a small frown on his face, but it washes away the moment you rest your hand on top of his.

with that simple touch, he'll tiredly tell the two of them to just shut up before focusing all of his attention on you. and that frowns melts into a lovesick smile as he hangs off of every word that leaves your lips.

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however, satoru one day takes the teasing too far. for suguru's taste, at least. you had run off to grab the three of you drinks from the vending machine. unfortunately, the one near the common area was broken. despite satoru having the ability to fix it, he was being a hardass and refusing to.

this made you have to almost walk around the entire campus just to get the drinks for them.

satoru was going on and on about how considerate you were, both as a friend and boyfriend. suguru didn't mind that much. he loved to praise you for your actions no matter how big or small - especially to those around him.

it was his own subtle, greedy way of saying, "look at my boyfriend and all he does for me because he loves me, yeah, i am the luckiest guy in the world~"

obviously, when he does sing your praises they aren't as obvious as that. they're subtle, inconspicuous.

or, another way of phrasing that would be, not as obvious as gojo satoru makes his admiration for you be.

like suguru said, he doesn't mind when others sing your praises. you deserve the recognition for being so kind. but, in his humble opinion, it almost sounded like satoru was just yearning now.

yearning for his boyfriend. seriously, of all people...

it made a tick mark appear on his forehead as he thought about it.

"and, and! did you see the way he was so eager to just go grab them for us? even though he doesn't have to, [name] is always putting others before him. he's really a great guy, i bet he's an amazing boyfriend too, suguru! god, you're one lucky man!"

suguru's eye twitched, "i know, i am lucky, he treats me really well,"

"well, you better treat him well too, or else who knows! he might ditch your sorry ass," it was obviously a joke, with the way satoru's mocking laugh echoed after he said that, it was very obviously a joke.

but suguru was already at his limits in dealing with satoru's bad jokes.

"oh, so you can sweep him off of his feet after he ditches me, right?"

satoru stilled at the comment, looking at suguru as if he were crazy. but before he could shout about how out of pocket suguru was being, he was cut off, "you've been dick riding my boyfriend for the past ten minutes, satoru, is there something you wanna say to me?"

satoru's blue eyes blinked owlishly, "are you seriously saying what i think you're saying? are you a dumbass?"

"i don't know, you tell me. you're the one that was sounding like a desperate school girl trying to get noticed by her crush, not even ten seconds ago,"

now satoru was just offended! god, he can't even sing your praises without a jealous suguru breathing down his neck.

[name] control your man or else i won't know what i do to him for pissing me off, was the only though in satoru's mind.

"don't be such a dick just cause you're jealous, dude," satoru warns, only making suguru's eyes glare at him even more - as if he were insulted.

"i'm not jealous," suguru weakly defended, making satoru only roll his eyes.

when you returned a couple seconds later, satoru took his juice from you, placed some yen to pay you back for it into your now open hand, and walked off.

"huh? i thought satoru was going to wait with us here for shoko?"

"change of plans, he and shoko are gonna meet up elsewhere. they said we could have the time together for some couple business or something," suguru easily lied, not at all feeling bad for doing so either.

with how often shoko and satoru were complimenting you for how selfless you were, they surely wouldn't mind you spending personal time with your own boyfriend, aka him, aka geto suguru.

"oh, if it's alright with them, let's go!" you cheerfully smiled, unscrewing the cap of your juice and linking your arm through suguru's. "what's the plan for today then, babe?"

suguru almost melted at your touch and pet name for him. he gazed down at you lovingly, shrugging his shoulders with a smile on his face, "anywhere you wanna go, prince, i'll just follow along,"

you pout at his lax attitude, but sigh and choose a random arcade to spend your time in. he nods in approval, allowing you to drag him through the streets of tokyo with a smirk on his face.

you were his and he was yours, he thought to himself. he held your hand in his now, walking through the dimly lit arcade with you two closely connected with each other.

he was the one you were spending time with the most, not shoko or satoru. he was the one that got the teddy bear you won for him, not shoko or satoru. and he was definitely the one you were kissing, not shoko or satoru.

they can sing your praises for being a perfect boyfriend and tease and degrade his status as yours as much as they want, but at the end of the day, their words mean nothing as he's the one who's truly winning.

after all, it's his bed you sleep in at night and he's the one who gets to have you be the first thing he sees in the morning.

suguru felt stupid for even being the slighest bit jealous of satoru's words earlier. he doesn't even know why he was jealous. because satoru was so obviously admiring you? because it sounded like satoru was noticing the little things you did just how suguru did?

how could suguru even feel jealous about little shit like that, when you're the one saying the sweetest words about him being your boyfriend.

(don't praise him too much, though, his heart may stop at your endearing words. seriously, his face feels like it'll explode with how heated his cheeks get and how erratic his heart beat can go.)

#jealous suguru #for the culture #suguru male reader #suguru x male reader #geto suguru male reader #geto suguru x male reader #geto male reader #geto x male reader #jujutsu kaisen x male reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x male reader #jjk x reader #jjk male reader #male reader #x male reader

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flakatita · 4 months

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Imagine just minding your business pretending to not be poor in your home country and you’re a huge fan of that big time American actor Chris Evans and then you run into a guy who kinda looks like Chris Evans but maybe rich Americans just be lookin like Chris Evans sometimes idk so you decide to scam greet him and as you’re exchanging business cards it turns out to be tHE CHRIS EVANS IN THE FLESH.

That was José Carioca meeting Donald Duck

#donald duck #jose carioca #saludos amigos #like straight up #also in my mind José was just trying to you know maybe get him to buy his meal #at the finest most authentic Brazilian restaurant of course #you know #for the culture #and then it turns out to be his FAVORITE ACTOR #like forget stealing your money I must steal your heart #duckverse #Disney

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novahedron · 6 months

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I know the tumblr girlies are always up for weird fish women so maybe I can interest you in my Skirk genshin redesign

#Skirk #genshin impact #Kind of #Redesign #Character design #artists on tumblr #my art #Ok listen #I know genshin will be genshin when designing women #But COME ONNN #Anyway I went full 1.2 era headcanons on this #For the culture

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urbxntwilight · 5 months

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grimes + swords

#mine #for the culture #grimes #also bottom center and left are the same sword

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thesaintofnevergettingitright · 6 months

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Joey Batey on Taskmaster when??? Send tweet.

#joey batey #taskmaster #the amazing devil #the witcher #mine #this is the crossover only I am asking for #fully cannot decide whether that man would hate every minute of it or THRIVE #is he a comedian? No. but we’re living in my delusion here so *it doesn’t matter*#the more I think about it the more I think there’s a real chance he’d ✨hate✨ it #but I personally would enjoy it and that’s what matters #while we’re at it throw Richard Ayoade in there too #they’ve had half the IT crowd already #might as well try to get the whole set #on the other hand Richard ayoade’s energy might be too close to Alex Horn’s lmao #they might overwhelm all other energies #we’ve gotten off topic #My point is put Joey Batey on taskmaster possibly against his will #for the culture

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puppydoggraham · 5 months

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#random meme midst the Mizumono posting #for the culture #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter

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sbrown82 · 3 months

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Meghan Markle's Top 10 BLACKEST Moments! 💁🏾‍♀️

10. Talking Black hair care with Mariah Carey on her podcast (Girrrl...not Murray's & Pink Lotion!! 😆)

9. Helping Black & Brown women of the Hubb Community Kitchen after the Grenfell Tower Tragedy as her first solo royal project.

8. When she reminded err'body on “Suits” that she is NOT a white girl!!!

...And then shutting down corny-ass haters on Twitter for continuing to question her Blackness.

7. When Meghan and her husband's Archewell Foundation supported The Loveland Foundation, an organization that gives Black women and girls across the U.S. access to high quality therapy and support.

6. Sporting all-Black designers while giving us 'bundles on bundles' at the NAACP Image Awards.

5. Taking part in the "Erase The Hate" campaign condemning anti-Black racism.

4. When she FINALLY met King Bey and gave us the vision of Black royalty & Black excellence we kneegrows deserve!

3. When she said "Black Lives Matter" and spoke out on the death of George Floyd.

2. Becoming a real-life B.A.P. and marrying into the British Royal Family - a.k.a. the WHITEST family in the world. Sis was late, only invited her Black mama who proudly wore her locs and nose ring. Had a Black pastor preach, hired an afro-wearing cello player and an all-Black choir to sing...all on Malcolm X's birthday! 👸🏾

1. And chile, when sis exposed those same crumpet-eating colonizers on that Oprah special...ICONIC!!!

Happy Black History Month, y'all!! ❤️🖤💚

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ghost-37 · 6 months

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Outkast x Nu Deco Ensemble - SpottieOttieDopaliscious

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3rdeyeblaque · 1 year

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On April 3rd, we venerate Elevated Ancestor, the great Dr. Maya Angelou on her 95th birthday🎉

A world-renowned poet, wordsmith, performing artist, & Freedom Fighter, Queen Mama Maya is the model of fierce grace & poise candor who has set the tone for generations of our people toward higher learning, self-actualization, & perseverance in the face of all odds. She is the Mama & Grandmama reflected in many of our sage Elders. She is the epitome of the excellence sown into every Aborginal Mother's Garden of given a mere spark of love, protection, & inspiration.

Dr. Maya Angelou (born Marguerite Johnson) lived a Renaissance Woman's life in theater - as a singer, dancer, actor, composer -, on the front lines of a divided nation - as a freedom fighter in service to/alongside the likes of Brother Malcolm & Dr. King -, & as a wordsmithing poet, memoirist, & educator. Her formative years were spent between a tumultuous home-life in St. Louis, MI & the serenity found in Stamps, Arkansas with her beloved paternal grandmother & older brother. Childhood trauma among the worst kind spurred her 6 year-long Mutedness until an English Teacher pried the words she loved & longed to utter from her lips. This would set the course to charter her life & outstanding career in performing arts, social justice, & literature.

"[I serve] as a spokesperson for all peoples who are committed to raising the moral standard of living in the United States" - Dr. Maya Angelou

We give her libations & 💐 today as we celebrate Queen Mama Maya for her fierce perseverance, momentous courage in bearing her soul for the world, & inspiring healing and growth in each and every one of us; through her actions, words, & stellar example.

#hoodoo #hoodoos #the hoodoo calendar #for the culture #dr maya angelou #ancestor veneration #elevated ancestors #maya angelou

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artistintherough · 2 months

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Stokely Carmichael.

#black history #black history month #this is america #american history #black 365 #for the culture #Stokely Carmichael #black quotes #civil rights movement #MLK

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walrusofdoom · 9 months

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Im back i guess

Heyo tumblr, long time no see, i’ve been off the site for a while cause it got banned in my country, and i got really busy after graduating (wooo) so i never felt like doing the vpn stuff, but stuffs been rough and this site has always been super comforting to have.

I think the last time i was active was about a year and a half ago and god things have changed since, got out of university, switched my field 3 times, started working, switched jobs, got completely fucked over by someone i thought i could trust, along with a long series of incredibly unfortunate things have happened this year but life goes on (and my future therapists kids get put through college)

On the positive side, i’m a game developer now fr fr (woo) and am working towards trying to make the dream of being in the gaming industry true, and finally got diagnosed for my horrible adhd issues (only #OG walrusofdoom fans remember), so going to focus on my mental and physical health for a while.

I’m not necessarily sure why im even making this post, i kinda doubt the people remember my blog, but tumblr was always such a constant in my life for so long, that it feels nice to come back, even if it might just be for a bit (or alot of bit!! who knows), so ughhhhhh hi

#my posts #4 paragraphs for the like 3 people who remember who i was and thats HOW IT SHOULD BE BABYYYYY #God i cant wait to see all the ways staff has fucked over this site in the last two years #what a mess of a site but its MY mess #what sucks is that tumblr got unbanned for a bit while i was in the middle of a project but i was excited to be able to use it again once #i got free but then it got banned again at some point which sucks #but honestly where i am right now ill do the inconvenience of the opera vpn #for the culture #Also pro tip #dont work 14-16 hours a day for a full year its not fun #My mind is jello now and i am jello #jello is me

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ogbiggiepac · 17 days

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