I’m calling it now, AM would definitely enjoy watching the workers at Lethal Company doing their job. He’d be spectating everyone and seeing all the bullshit they do and get really excited at the monsters going after them.
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✨ Ragnar’s Creature Feature Adventure✨
Hello everybody! Meet Ragnar! He is Paz Vizsla’s son. Maybe he’s a foundling too, just like Grogu.
He’s got a helmet on because he just swore the Creed. But when he was just about done with the ceremony on his induction day, a DINOSAUR TURTLE nearly grabbed him with its huge jaws!!
Good thing Uncle Din and Grogu saved the day!
But things weren’t always sunshine and daisies with Uncle Din and Grogu. One day, Ragnar was faced with darts training with Grogu! It seemed like Uncle Din wanted to teach him a lesson. What’s worse, when he lost to Grogu (he JUMPS!!!! But he’s so LITTLE!!!), his dad Paz thought that Ragnar needed the lesson as well. What a bummer. So Ragnar decided to mope a little but when all of a sudden…
He got snatched up by a RAPTOR who was going to feed him to her Raptor babies!
What a nightmare!!! Ragnar had to stay in the Raptor mom’s food pouch for a night! EWWWW! But then, Ragnar heard his Dad Paz’s voice just when he thought he was going to be Raptor lunch! DAD RESCUED HIM!!
Actually, it was more of Uncle Din and Aunt Bo-Katan and some of dad’s cool friends, but the point was: Ragnar was back home with Dad!
Then stuff happened.
✨✨✨✨ time passes harp music✨✨✨✨✨
A few weeks later, it turned out that Dad and Uncle Din and all the other tough soldier grown-ups had fought a real awesome battle on a planet called Nevarro, and as payment, they have a new home back on Nevarro! Well, Dad said they lived on Nevarro before but it was a real sucky experience. There was decent plumbing, at least.
Anyway, now that the Covert would probably be an Overt (???) since they’ll be able to live out in the open (Uncle Din said so), what new adventures await?
Grandpa Greef mentioned about a…
Uh-oh.
Is that a REPTAVIAN?!
Goodness gracious!! Is there no place safe anymore??
Well, Dad said it was the Outer Rim so safety is like… non-existent. But some places can be safer than others, Ragnar guessed.
Grandpa Greef even had a totally cool and thrilling story to tell about how a Reptavian took a swipe at him and he nearly died! But guess what? Grogu had saved his life! He’s a magic baby! ✨✨✨
Ragnar thought Grandpa Greef was exaggerating. At least the magic baby part.
There’s NO WAY Ragnar would cross paths with a Reptavian! Why does he attract disaster? Dad says it’s all part of being Mandalorian. Ragnar loves his Dad so he doesn’t argue.
Sigh.
And then time passes again!!
✨✨✨✨✨✨ time lapse take back Mandalore on speedrun ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
UH-OH.
NOT AGAIN!!!
Is that a MYTHOSAUR?!?!
Dad told Ragnar that Mythosaurs are just… well, myths! But it turns out that the Mythosaur is real!!! Ragnar thinks that they should just rename it REALOSAUR. Why all this false advertising? Sigh again.
All that Ragnar could think of was this:
All these CREATURES! Ragnar thought again. Are there going to be any more by the time this is over? Dad said: Well, they’ll just have to tough it out. Because that’s what Mandalorians do!
This is the Way! ✨✨✨✨✨
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The One Where Theo and Macsen Get Arrested
After seeing @citylighten's post [x], I had to do it because this is the best way to describe the difference between Theo and Macsen. This is the embodiment of their personalities. So please enjoy this noncanon tomfoolery thanks to @sojutrait for the glorious pose [x].
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