#for the record im phil

[simplydnp]

yall out here making 'predictions' as if Apollo himself isn't running around throwing dodgeballs at phannies' heads

#look. our track record especially since the revival has been Too Good #we have been Icarus TOO MANY TIMES #anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you by dnp #that being said. im not complaining about any of the content we have gotten. i havent expected any of it and thats fun #i love the chaos era but it just led to them walking in our house & pointing & laughing at our decor whilst holding hands just out of sight #dan and phil #dnp #c.text

[lesbaurinkos]

DanAndPhilCRAFTS - Slime (2024) / Our Love Is God - Riverdale Cast Recording (2019) / Riverdale Chapter Fifty-One: Big Fun (Gay Kevin's Gay Cult Wedding)

#post for very few people. but a post for MEEEEEEEE #theyre gonna take me out back soon they told me. but thats okay. because im having so much fun #see it has to be the riverdale cast recording of our love is god cause it has evelyn evernever's special little culty additions #which makes it more beautiful. more true and beautiful. you understand #anyway this is just like gay kevin's gay cult wedding. to MEEEEEEEEEEEEE #dnp #dan and phil

[quixoticanarchy]

oh phil ochs we're really in it now

#was anyone going to tell me there was another set of unreleased phil ochs recordings in 2020??? #which i missed somehow??? #well i was. being eaten alive by the tolkien spiral ig but still #phil ochs #im so pleased theres now a version of all quiet on the western front thats actually *audible*?? was going to post it here but #apparently tumblr believes in copyright now smh #skravler

[c-kiddo]

please mountain forest and ocean and air gods etc let Mount Eerie and Black Belt Eagle Scout do a collab EP or song at least itd be so fucking cool

#(imagine the timmy turner praying meme image here but also hes crying or something) #i cant find any recordings of them performing together from when they were touring so now im just imagining it . 💔 #listening to more of black belt eagle scouts stuff too #plus thinking abt phils most recent newsletter abt playing music with her about decolonisation and it just sounds interesting #about learning more about the land he lives on from someone who is really really from there (black belt eagle scout is swinomish/iñupiaq) #. and how despite his deep connection to the nature around him it will never be as deep. idk i think it sounds cool 2 me #and i think the newer sound he's doing (huge fire and then the unreleased new stuff like breathe would go well with her sound #recommend them both sm btw #kiddo say

[box-dwelling]

I don't normally like posting MCYT stuff because the fandom both scares me and also tend to engage with it in a way I don't. Not hate or to yuck anyone's yum if that's your thing, it's just not normally how I engage with SMPs at least not the stuff from the dream influenced side.

But I will say as someone who's been watching Lizzie and Joel for basically as long as I've had a YouTube account, (they were both some of the first channels I ever subbed to and the original Shadowcraft was like the first every long form YouTube content I ever watched) and who has Joel screaming Lizzies name in terror shock and awe at the insanity of her antics as a deeper core memory than my mother's voice, the exchange with Grian in the the most recent episodes of secret life of:

"I thought you two were married"

"that doesn't mean we have to be nice to each other"

did make me cackle. They're dynamic is iconic and I love them both dearly

#secret life smp #grian #ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #i will say i love that some of the old trollcraft gang are on smps with the hermitcraft squad now #i got into hermitcraft way later when i wanted to see more high level mc play as i was older but it warms my heart #those are my old faves with my new faves #every time scar grian or mumbo talk with lizzie joel or scar my 13 year old heart swells a little #for the record the thing i domt like os shipping #those are real people with real friendships and im sorry it grosses me out #like its fine with shit like saying an actual irl marriage couple are cute or that a pair of irl friends have good chemistry #but like beyond that i get really grossed out #i was a dan and phil fan i know how this shit ends even if you're right about the signals your picking up

[trenchcoatsbi]

Trenchcoat day?? Trenchcoat day!!!

happy one year, y'all! :D

- 💙🐏

yeah!! thank you :]!

I hope I get to celebrate many more years with all of you!!!

#phil posts #sbi asks #💙🐏 anon #my goal is at least to get to a three year celebration maybe... just to match my current record with my other blog but uh yeah idk #im just here for the experience lol

[thetrashthatsmilesback]

i didn't realize obs was also saving my minecraft audio so my screen recording of the after party has minecraft noises over all of it

great

#dnp #dan and phil #i downloaded obs to record myself playing yugioh dm for my friend #it was never released in english so i got the fan translation and im going to send my play through to him #it wasnt for this #i just saw the opportunity for gifs and took it

[white-spirit-of-darkness]

im taking a bunch of screenshots but i have to wait until later to share 'em

#dan and phil #i can't screen record but im still doing my part

[pinofdnp]

i can't wait for the matching slits

#dnp #dan and phil #HAPPY WAD DAY #we're all doomed #ive spent all my money at a record store so im broke #i will be experiencing fomo forever #i hope everyone has fun! #matching slits era #the slittening #dip and pip

[risingsunresistance]

MUSE HYSTERIA DEMO AND NO ONE TOLD ME???????????????????????????????????????????

#I WILL NEVER BE FREE FROM THAT SMPE CLIP IT WILL CONTINUE TO HAUNT ME #im gonna personally dm phil one day and ask if he has it saved/recorded anywhere i cant stand it #every time i hear hysteria i just hear wilbur's tts........ god i need to hear it again PLEASE I NEED IT BACK ;-; #anyways oh my god oh my god THIS IS SO GOOD???????????? i like some of the instruments better than the original actually. Sorry <3 #chat #unrelated i've been drawing for like an hour now. and yes it does involve techno #but i cannot for the life of me show you this is gonna stay on priv forever and ever #goat's favorite hobby is taking two things and mashing them together #i wouldve been a hit with the deviantart kids if i didnt have extremely monitored internet as a kid </3

[cptnbeefheart]

#dreamt sweet phil dreams FOR ONCE . i had 2 that made me so upset when i woke up it ruined my day #anyway this live album i like better than the one i posted last night #his voice is so consistent w live performances ive listened to so many concert versions where im like this is identical to the studio #performance. aside from like the highly produced stuff like chords of fame and no more songs that sort of stuff anyway #i really love phil concert albums but my fav is phil demos where hes projecting his voice less where hes more quiet it hurts my heart sobad #it mustve been that much more devastating for him not being able to sing the songs he'd sung hundreds of times in front of audiences after #the mugging Like that is so poetically tragic ... i need to find more recordings from like 75ish where he was going by john butler train #Spotify

[stepfordgoth]

Also, as of last Wednesday our marriage certificate is official in [redacted] county's public records so it's like...... Official official now, I'm fucking married lol

#also also. i keep having this thought that is probably only funny to me #backstory: i talked to my former stepmom a few months ago (i still think of her as my stepmom even though she left my dad (rightfully) and #i check in with her now and then. i dont talk to my dad) and she told me that my dads been pressing her for information about me and she #hasnt told him anything so hrs started doing public record searches to try to find where im living and stuff #no idea why and i do not care #BUT at some point now hes going to refresh his search and find my marriage certificate and see that i was married by a father phil #and i think hes going to be ecstatic and think that i finally accepted catholicism into my life. which is..... lmaoooo

[ranvwoop]

alt stream and I'm not home this is Literally a travesty.

#vwoop.liveblog #Phil rhythm games my beloved #im sad the vods dont save i may try to record one

[junipaca]

qsmp turning me into a well-rounded charlie slimecicle appreciator. holy shit. (has not caught up w jwri riptide fully) (i should do that) (podcasts are not my forte)

#a Juni Juno ramble #comedy and roleplaywise this guy. THIS GUY. #THIS GUY!!!!! #for the record the ccs ive been watching are phil wilbur slime and rumble tumble drift king game #shhh he's not in the server ik but. im still a huge fan.

[sydsaint]

My fav shithead old man <3

Summary: Fed up with listening to Drew talking shit about her man, reader confronts Mcintyre about his big mouth. Against Punk's wishes, of course.

Raw is hosting it's final show before what is set to be a record-breaking WrestleMania weekend. You are hanging out backstage with a few girlfriends after your match with Indi Hartwell near the start of the show.

You are listening to Liv Morgan vent about Becky and Rhea when you spot Drew Mcintyre enter the room from catering. Your jaw clenches involuntary and Liv notices the fire in your eyes.

"YN? You alright?" Liv tilts her head at you.

"Hmm?" You turn your attention back on Liv. "Yeah, its nothing." You nod absently, attention back on the other side of the room.

Liv turns around and sees Drew talking with someone on the other side of the room. "Oh, Drew." She nods to herself before turning back to you.

"Yeah, Drew." You confirm, venom dripping in your tone as you continue to mean-mug the Scot afar. "Sorry, Liv." You turn back to her after a minute.

"Its alright." Liv shrugs. "I get it. Drew's been running his mouth about your man. I'd be pissed too."

Your sour expresion softens and you nod. "Phil's arm is almost healed up." You smile to yourself. "And when he's back to his usual self, Drew will get what he deserves." You glance back over at Drew one last time. "Though I do have half a mind to go over there and knock him down a peg myself." You mumble to yourself.

"Oh! That'd be fun to see!" Liv giggles, being her usual chaotic self.

"Don't encourage me." You huff, eyes back on Drew.

Eventually your intense gaze manages to catch Drew's attention. Mcintyre meets your gaze and a smug smile warps onto his face. You roll your eyes at him, which prompts Drew to come sauntering over to you and Liv.

"Oh god." You clench your teeth. "Liv, please tell me not to hit him if he comes over here." You ask her.

"Mmm, no promises." Liv giggles and winks at you.

Drew comes sauntering over to the two of you, making a point to come to a stop in front of you.

"Afternoon, Liv." Drew greets Morgan first. "Always a pleasure seeing you around." He smiles at her.

"Hi, Drew." Liv waves at Mcintyre with a mischievous grin. "YN and I were just talking about you." She looks over at you and giggles.

You shoot Liv a glare as Drew turns toward you. "Is that so?" He quirks a brow at you. "So, CM Punk's lady likes to run her mouth just like her man then?" He taunts you.

"Yeah, sure." You roll your eyes. "I run my mouth about shit that doesn't concern me." You fire back, your gaze fixed on Drew's stupid meme shirt regarding your husbands squashed WrestleMania plans.

Drew huffs a breath from his nose, his nostrils flaring up in your face. "I'd watch my mouth if I were you, little lass." He warns you. "Your loser hypocrite of a husband ain't here to protect you." He reminds you.

"I don't need any man to protect me." You snap back at Drew, chest puffed out. "Especially from some whiny little bitch that had to get his kicks dogging on my man just so he could stay relevant."

"Ooo!" Liv coos behind you.

Drew chuckles and stares down at you. "And tell me, little lass? Who's got a title match this weekend?" He taunts you.

"Fuck you." You growl at Mcintyre.

Drew chuckles again and walks off. You watch him saunter off and your anger and disdain for the man only grows. Liv puts a hand on you after Drew is gone so you turn back to her.

"Well, that was super fun!" Liv giggles.

"Yeah, loads." You huff. "Im headed back to the locker room. Catch you later, Liv." You give her a quick hug before heading off.

Later in the night you return to your hotel room where your husband is waiting for you.

"Phil? Sweetie? Im back." You announce yourself as you come through the door.

"Hey! There's my breadwinner wife!" Punk calls back to you from where he's lounging on the bed. "How was Raw? I saw you beat Indi." He adds.

You shut the door and lug your bag over to the foot of the bed. You drop your bag with a heavy sigh and plop down onto the bed.

"Work was fine." You explain. "I mostly just hung out with Liv after my match. Nothing special." You close your eyes and allow yourself to relax a bit.

"Nothing special, huh?" Punk replies and scoots down to you. He runs a hand through your hair, smiling down at you. "So you don't consider getting into it backstage with Drew Mcintyre nothing special then?"

You open your eyes and find Phil looking down at you. "How'd you find out about that?" You ask him.

"I have my people." Phil shrugs. "I do vaguely recall asking you to leave Drew to me though." He reminds you.

"I know." You sigh. "And I was trying, I swear." You insist with a sigh. "But I see him walking around backstage like some self-assured dickhead wearing that idiotic shirt." You huff. "And I hear all the stuff he says about you. And I just can't keep quiet. Okay?"

Phil smiles to himself and nods. He runs his hands through your hair again and shakes his head at you. "And that is one of the many reasons that I love you." He leans down and kisses your forehead. "But come on, YN. There was a reason I asked you to leave it alone."

"I'm sorry, babe." You frown. "Mcintyre just irks me so much." You huff. "God I can't wait to watch you kick his ass." You look back up at Punk.

"Imagine how excited I am." Phil chuckles and you watch him slide off the bed and come around to your side. "Get those off." He gestures to your clothes. "I know that you've got to be sore after that match with Indi. So i'll run you a bath." He explains before heading to the bathroom.

You close your eyes again and smile to yourself. "I love you!" You call out to Punk. "Best husband ever!" You shout with a laugh.

You hear Punk chuckle from the bathroom. "Pretty sure I'm the lucky one!" He shouts back at you. "And I love you too, sweetie!"

#wrestling #wwe #wwe fanfiction #wwe wrestling #wwe fandom #wwe fanfic #wrestling fanfiction #wrestling fic #wwe x reader #cm punk x reader #cm punk #syd's wrestling fics

[themothsnest]

Any FORMER Shitbur Moot fans in need of someone to just coexist with? We can just like chat about idk art or pets or something if you just need to distance yourself from him.

I'm speedrunning to get up to speed on the situation by watching the responses n shubbs n stuff rn (her interactions with Tango during the empires crossover were adorable btw) so we dont need to discuss it i just want to know as much as possible so I know what's going on and what i should avoid

i abandoned the DSMP/SBI (i guess now QSMP) side of the internet in favour of going back to Pokémon (2009) and Hermitcraft (2018) about 3 years ago now so I dont really know much if anything other that "Tallulah" is now Phil's lil egg or something idk i sound like a boomer now feel free to infodump not Shitbur Moot stuff on me if you want to

For the record: I want to absolutely THUNDERCUNT him across the country like a wiimote into a Telly during a round of Wii Sports Bowling.

Im quite upset about it myself because now I cant watch a lot of older Philza related content that I enjoyed watching in my mid-teens (animatics, stream highlights, compilations etc) without a strong flare of anger due to them containing Shitbur Moot.

Nothing against the people making the animatics, compilations etc i just cant stand the thought of him let alone him being in content i wanted to rewatch.

Block any tags associated with him in your settings if you want to completely avoid anything associated with the cocksock millions of kids used to look up to.

#mcyt #wilbur soot #wilbur situation #shubble #qsmp #tw abuse #tw manipulation