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wr0wn · 2 months
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butch-reidentified · 2 months
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prove you were there when the shooting occurred. who's to say you're not just lying for attention? show some evidence you were there. oh wait, you can't. terf.
then why did the Department of Justice personally pay for my therapy for years and why do I have photos from private survivor events and you can just ask Barbara whose club it was who's like a 3rd mom to me or you could read The Trauma Beat which contains my interview or or or
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batcavescolony · 1 year
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Since in #7 Bernard Dowd is seen to want to be a Chef and I've had culinary arts schooling this is my list of oddly specific things pertaining to that. Use it as you want (just from my experience)
Having a callous on the base of your pointer fringer of your dominate hand from using a chef knife
Funky patterned chef pants
DISHES NEVER END
when you are moving with a hot pan or heavy items ect you tell everyone like HOT PAN! BEHIND. GOING AROUND THE CORNER. BEHIND!
small batches are cute but in a restaurant/bakery/etc you're doing big batches in industrial ovens and mixers. A batch of bread dough we made had 12lbs of flour and like a half gallon of water.
Culinary arts isn't just making food it's doing math, converting recipes, going over OSHA rules and restaurant regulations
After awhile you have enough knowledge to the point where you see a recipe on the internet and go "hey... I can make that. Like really easily" like you can just make curry or scallion pancakes or fancy food
You will notice the shitty knife cuts in like pre cut packages of fruit and veg at the store
You're not allowed to have nail polish or false nails (unless you want to wear gloves all the time)
You start to realise how easy it's is to do somethings for yourself. Like you can just buy a chicken and break it down yourself or make stock at home
Their will be at least one class day where you cut onions all day and leave in tears because everyone is literally cutting onions
Sometimes stuff gets pushed back in the fridge or it's after break and the food has grew a putrid smelling mold. Cleaning it is part of culinary, it's...Fun
Everyday you wear chef pants, a chef coat, a closed toe non slip shoe and a chef hat.
Your hands will get chapped af because you're washing them all the time, lotion is your friend
You do refer to your head chef as 'Chef' or 'Chef ____' (or at least we did)
You will fuck up except it and move past it. (I once put too many chips in the fryer, it over flowed and we had to clean it up)
Kitchens get hot and you're wearing pants and a coat that are designed to protect you from like boiling water being pored on them, so drink water.
You will get cut/burned/stabbed/squished fingers it's part of the job just don't get bodily fluids on the food
You're standing like the whole time no matter what
You know that gallon conversation thing you learned in elementary? You will see that in your sleep. Gallon to quart to pint to cup. Also 8oz to a cup. 3t to a T. 16oz to a Pound ect it's ingrained into my head now
With a bit of knowledge you now know things and you can use it. Like add Xanthan Gum to a blended drink to emulsify it and it's just like Starbucks.
On the down side people want you to make things
You start wanting things for your kitchen like a KitchenAid or a portion scoop or dehydrator and having that feeds back into "I can make anything"
Figuring out exact prices for things is crucial and a pain. Like you have to take the price of baking soda and figure out how much a 1/4t costs. It's not horrible ig but when you're doing it for a whole recipe or menu it gets repetitive.
Ok that's all I'm putting you get the idea
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cricketnationrise · 5 months
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more than six sentence sunday
thanks to @kiwiana-writes for the tag (i'm devouring your new fic right after posting this)
pls accept the beginning snippet from my next Fandom Trumps Hate fic -- initially inspired by the West Wing episode, In The Shadow of Two Gunmen.
“Alex! Alex, over here!” There’s nothing quite like a rope line.  “Alex, would you sign my program?” Even after the leak, they’re energizing. They have all the immediacy of social media, but lend themselves to so much more. Sure, Alex can make waves by responding to a tweet or posting on Instagram, but he thrives on actually looking people in the eyes, shaking their hands, posing for a photo, hearing even just some small part of their lives. “Alex!” He thrives on making a connection, however fleeting.  “Let’s keep it moving, Alex,” Amy says from behind him. “I’m just giving the people what they want!” Zahra swoops in before Amy can even roll her eyes. “Get your ass to the car, kid, if you like where your nose is.” “Threaten all you want, Zee, you know you love me.” “I despise you.” “That would be a lot more believable if you didn’t insult me so much,” he teases.
open tag for anyone who wants it bc i'm nosy like that but especially @cha-melodius @leaves-of-laurelin @inexplicablymine @historicallysam @welcometololaland and @three-drink-amy for consistently tagging me in writing things even though i only respond every now and then
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ironlovefox · 6 months
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Sometimes i feel like there are too little of tadc oneshots and hc’s here that i might start writing and taking requests💀💀
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allamalad · 2 years
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OK I KNOW THIS IS RANDOM LEGITIMATELY HILARIOUS TO ME AND I THINK SFW VORE PEEPS ON THIS APP WILL FIND IT FUNNY HHAJSMDBSH
OOKOKOKOKOKSO LIKE, ok so I learned this in my ap bio class (I love the class so much its fun)
basically in a nut shell it's that when there were two types of cell, eukaryotic and prokaryotic (animal and plant type cells) (bacteria type cells). yk they'd just do cell stuff.
But one day one Eukaryotic cell ate a prokaryotic cell through endocytosis (basically taking it into the other cell body whole), but for some reason that cell wouldn't get digested inside the other cell.
These two cells then proceeded to create an endosymbiotic relationship, the inner cell providing energy to the outer cell while the outer cell basically provided protection. This theory exists because the mitochondria not only produces atp, the substance that provides energy to the cell, but also because it has its own DNA instead of having the same DNA the rest of the cell has. Oh also the mitochondria has a double membrane.
All of this science supports the theory of endosymbiosis, aka the theory where a cell vored another cell and caused a critical step in evolution lol.
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inkasaurus · 10 months
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every-dayiwakeup · 1 year
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If I don't like something, you would not find me spending the precious hours of my life on that specific thing.
I wouldn't be seeking out a ship or a character I don't like. Especially if that ship and that character are everywhere, but I digress.
It's like this:
If you see a street sign, and you know this isn't the way home, but you still go in that direction, that is a choice.
Or you know you won't like a certain movie, and yet you bought the ticket. You're not winning. You made a choice you knew you wouldn't like.
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polariswiss · 9 months
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i love it when you mention me. when you think of me. i think it means more than anything to me. i love being considered in a brain as wonderful as yours
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francis-wife · 1 year
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I am back again, for the 3rd freakin time.
My account got shadowbanned, so I had to create another account ❤. Yall wil never get rid of me 😈
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nyazazel · 2 years
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Okay okay TOMORROW. After work. I will focus on tumblr prompts. Someone hold me accountable </3
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bookbybella · 2 years
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It was nice and fun, and then you show up, out of nowhere, in my thoughts and make a mess in my mind.
Bella A.
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ask-scpgaster · 2 years
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Me: oh wow look im back
Me (two days later): oh wow look that is half a panel. Welp.
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unstablecryptid · 3 months
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good riddance live
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redstonedust · 3 months
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yknow AI art has ruined an entire genre of painting to me, i saw one of those smooth anime-realism pieces and immidiately thought ''ugh, AI art'' until i noticed it was posted by an established deviantart user 6 years ago. like ive never been a huge fan of that genre but it looks like a pretty difficult style to master and i feel bad for the artists who specialized in anime-realism only to have their entire market jacked by people typing keywords into midjourney.
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