#forest talks

[forest-is-sleepy]

Drew this for @everyones-favourite-hivemind. Arson is so fun isn’t it?

#forest talks #rtgame #my art #forests art #my work #digital art #twitch chat #rtgamecrowd #rtumblr #rt miitopia #miitopia

[forestmorimori]

Before I started reading the Shadow and Bone trilogy I saw so much Mal hate so when I was reading it I was just waiting for him to do something bad

but like he literally never did anything worse than what Alina did imo

#like yeah he was annoying sometimes #but in the end he was one of my favorite characters #i adored his and Alina's love story #i will never understand the mal hate #and the darkling stans 🥴 #i like him as a character too #but he's a literal massmurdering abusing asshole #forest talks #text post #books #reading #shadow and bone #the darkling #alina starkov #mal oretsev

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)

[pepsicoughdrops]

they are like brothers to me. do you understand

#african forest buffalo #red river hog #my stuff #pepsi talks

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Young Aragorn: *bemoaning his crush on Arwen, that he hasn’t told anyone about yet, to the trees surrounding imlardis*

Legolas, in Mirkwood, hearing of Aragorn’s crush via the tree grapevine and bolting towards Imlardis at Mach 10: *bursting through the trees* YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON WHO!?!

#lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #legolas #mirkwood #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #aragorn #trees are gossips and the silvans regularly have bitch sessions with them #silvans talk to trees #you never know if a silvan overhears you when you talk in a forest #how legolas learned of Aragorn’s crush on Arwen

[rebouks]

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Ivan: If y'don't get that thing outta my face I'mma smash the fuck outta yours. Oscar: C'monnn you haven't eaten all day. Ivan: I ain't fuckin' hungry!

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #oscar finch #ivan harper #sdkjdkjs ivan's SO salty atp n oscar's just like.. #A DOUGHNUT WILL FIX IT #✨🍩✨ #worst road trip partner ever #well.. for some people lmao #i'd personally love to ruin my ears. sleep. eat doughnuts and vape incessantly on a road trip 🤷‍♀️ #ALSO.. rebouks map lore ig? #but i like to imagine all the bay is spread out along the coast like the bay copperdale evergreen harbor and san sequoia etc #with the city n shit off to the left #n going up into the forests behind the bay like moonwood mill n granite falls etc #then up into the ridges like strangerville/chestnut ridge #n dropping down on the other side into like oasis springs #maybe del sol is kinda off that way too but more to the left #prolly doesn't make much sense without a map tho 🤔 #but i'm lazy n don't like shoehorning myself into a corner with that shit cos it usually barely matters n can change with new worlds etc #NEWAY #ted talk over #✌

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Ranger Gus and His Forest Friends - "Talking Howling Willamina Wolf"

#plush #plushie #plushies #plushblr #plushcore #toycore #soft toy #stuffed animals #ranger gus and his forest friends #willamina wolf #wolf #talking plush #plush: wolf #plush: canine #she looks so aheem heem whimper sad pathetic beast imo #pathetic beast #(affectionate)

[zeldadiscussions]

The repeated use of the specific word imperialism in fandom discussions of TotK really bugs me because like… we know what imperialism looks like, right?

Genocide either by murder or assimilation, leadership that is either of the conquering race or loyal to it generally for personal gain, control of the conquered’s resources, and a social climate where the conquerors are considered superior.

But in this Hyrule none of the other races had their cultures erased, they aren’t governed by Hylian leaders and the local leaders’ first priority is taking care of their people, they manage their own trade affairs, and Hylians don’t constantly subject others to put downs about their race.

If a Hylian man dares enter Gerudo Town without the Chief’s permission, they kick him out or put him in jail. That’s how much control the Gerudo have over their own territory and how little being a Hylian matters if you mess with them.

Rauru is accused of hoarding power but he literally gave his secret stones out to the other races and they remain in possession of them to this day.

Basically the only time the other nations seem to actually follow Hyrule’s lead at all is when facing common threats or working towards common goals. Hyrule only ever meddles in other lands affairs either to lend them aid (Link and Zelda fighting for everyone, the folks at Tabantha Bridge Stable providing disaster releif to the Rito, etc.) or requesting aid from them (Rauru and Zelda asking the Sages and Champions to help them fight Ganon[dorf].) They lead like a team leader leads.

Sonia and Rauru didn’t found an empire.

They founded an alliance.

I know I’m beating a dead horse here but to my eyes at least (for now) there is zero solid evidence of Hyrule exerting control over the daily lives of non-Hylians or stealing their resources, two major defining traits of imperialistic rule. Hyrule is at the head of the alliance, yes, but an empire isn’t the only system of governance that has one group or individual at the helm of a coalition. The difference is in the details and the details here are that Hyrule leads the others but it does not dominate them, and that is key.

The only empire in the game would have been the one Ganondorf was trying to force on everyone and that was pretty bluntly depicted as being a bad thing. How can we say it’s pro-imperialistic if the main conflict is preventing the rise of an evil empire?

You can’t effectively analyze a narrative by completely ignoring everything about it and its meta that contradicts a knee-jerk viewpoint. What is even the point of analyzing it at all at that point?

#tears of the kingdom #the legend of zelda #loz #totk #rauru #ganondorf #here i am once again arguing against my least favorite TotK take #it really bugs me because of how incorrect it feels and also because it glosses over how progressive the game is overall #like that’s the real rub #this is the most culturally and physically diverse Hyrule EVER and it is SUCH a bummer for that to be overlooked #I’m not saying the game is perfect there are many issues with it #but like #talk about missing the forest for the trees #edited for clarity and added screenshot

[arrgh-whatever]

#it's a concept for The Longest Day festive costume #the idea is: early early in the morning “the predator” comes to the village so everyone (mostly kids tho) can scare him and the moon away #so they can celebrate the longest day and safest day of the year #carnivore anthros don't hunt herbivore anthros anymore of course (unless we're talking about Marquis) #but it's a fun tradition they still have. and carnivores have their Longest Night (the Hunting Night) which is kind of the opposite #also if you look closely you can see that Desdemona is inside that costume :] she loves kids #forest manuscripts

[hoofpeet]

Ingo gets back to Unova and remembers how to use the arcphone he got when he got eebied but only uses it to film the 30 sneaslets that came with him and upload the clips to youtube. Gathers a decent amount of attention over the course of a few months where he exclusively uploads clips of him petting his cats, then one day he flips the camera back for a second and it's . the subway boss who famously went missing 4 years ago

#hoof draws #submas #(he's been living in a forest in sinnoh for a few months) #ingo sleeping in his makeshift yurt blisfully unaware that the internet's been going apeshift all week #alternatively he gets dumped out near a railroad somewhere in rural sinnoh and he's so fucking stoked that he just stays there #keeps uploading videos where he excitedly talks about everything he knows about trains as he starts remembering #emmet follows b/c he's like oh cool ! sinnoh trains :] #then one day ingo sets the camera down to film himself standing in front of the train or smthn #emmet's like w. HEY. HEY

[forest-is-sleepy]

Screaming crying throwing up/ j

#forest talks #rtgame #irish lads #rt game crowd #placid plastic duck simulator #my art #i literally never go on twitter and this happened #emeto #emetophobia

[forestmorimori]

Something I need people to understand:

not coming out ≠ lying

#my sexuality is not your business #i'm not living a lie just because i'm not 100% out #fuck people who think like this #my coming out has nothing to do with you #and everything to do with my comfort #like i will never be out completely #because i don't want to #doesn't mean i'm lying to the people i'm not out to #forest talks #text post #mini rant #queer #lgbtqia #aromantic #asexual

[ganondoodle]

even if i didnt love botw as much as i do, totk drives me nuts bc, similarly to pokemon, this series is so SO SO full of potential, they have so many games they can pull from, theres so many themes, characters and worldbuilding thats just left to rot, you dont need to connect anything with a chain to old titles, you dont need to bring back any things that already had their ending, but PLEASE harness at least a fraction of all this!!!! and they just refuse to do it beyond shallow references

totk jsut drives it all home to me, bc this isnt just the next game in the franchise, but a DIRECT SEQUEL no 10 years apart from botw, yet they cant even, they REFUSE to even keep the continuity with its OWN lore it established in botw together, and that, i think, is what truly makes me so insane (derogatory) about totk

it PROVES they do not care, they dont care to build on anything of the lore of old titles beyond references in form of amiibos or whatever, they dont even care to make a sequel to their most successful game in the franchise coherent with its own lore

botw established a captivating detailed world full of potential, while lacking in active storytelling, it had environmental storytelling, characters and ideas that were the perfect ground to build on-

and then they do away with it bc idk .. they want you to build mechs and make videos of it that go viral and thats all they care about or something

shiekah tech? forget that existed character being the character you know? act as if you are seeing them for the first time just like they are lame story? dont think about that just be distracted by the epic presentation of it lore the previous title established? forget that, all that matters is what is here and now beloved character from old games beign brought back? hes a new guy and has no background and no lore and just sits waiting for you at the end to have a flashy fight with references from old titles and their lore? just here for nostalgie bait, dont you remember? you LOVE this series, now give me 70 bucks for a glorified DLC that ruins what you loved about the series and makes you realize that nothign matters and nothing is interesting anymore

you are supposed to take it all at face value, to not think about anything, to see a character say something and just go with it, and forget it the second its over, be distracted by good music and pretty visuals, but dont think about, dont think about anything but what is directly said to you like you have no critical thinking skills, forget there was a game before this one, only the one you play matters, empty your skull and dont let yourself feel anything but what the game tells you to feel

if they dont even care to make the sequel to their most successful game actually build on the previous title, dont even care to keep their continuity of two games supposedly directly happening one after the other in tact- maybe they never cared, and all the meaning we thought we saw them build into their games was all accidental and meaningless

and that is absolutely soul crushing for fans like me to discover

its a game. its not a story, its not a world, its not themes, its not characters, its not lore. its a product made to make you pay money, not to make you think about anything.

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #ganondoodles rants #i know it sounds silly to say this game makes me mad bc its so clearly a game #but do you get what i mean?? #and the worst part is #they dont even keep the lore said in the SAME GAME in line #the people in hateno where links HOUSE used to be that is now ZELDAS not remembering him #the children acting like they dont know him #where has link been? #did zelda put him into the forest and just let him live with the boars? #even so the house is here so link must have been here to buy it- #but no forget that #its somethign that happened in botw and that never actually happened or mattered remember? #to have balloons and rocktes and people with WINGS in this world but none of them going up to the sky islands everyone is obsessed about`? #well its for YOU to play around with with meaningless rewards not for the NPCs living in this world #the godly goat guy and the hylian priestress directly saying zelda is their distant descendant to her and then #not show nor say not even hint at them having any offspring and then both die a stupid meaningless death to try and make you feel something #“doing the dragon transformation robs you of your soul forever and you will never return” #*returns via deus ex machina without even letting the player take any part in it but by -getting to the end tm-* #also i HATE how totk constantly dangles set ups in front of you #only to NOT follow up on them #the intro giving you a taste of what you might expect for- NOPE zelda is gone immediately its jsut botw but worse again lol #zelda getting the hang of her time powers so she might return to her time on her ow- NOPE dragon lol her powers are irrelevant actually #impa being the only one you can tell about zelda being a dragon and her going oh no im gonna search for a way to bring her back- LOL NOPE #its solves itself and you dont even do anything for it and just watch a cutscene #oh no link lost his arm and its beyond repair- LOL NOPE have your arm back like it was freshly made no matter how few of the light things- #you actually got- the things that where supposedly to battle back the thing destroying your arm #also howt he game gives you endless busy work without any good reward #krogs - mayoi signa - poes - scematics - lightroots - sign guy

[happyheidi]

#that last photo… #I wanna just float into it and escape forever <3 #talk about quaint! #cottagecore #nature #naturecore #flowers #warmcore #seaside #sea aesthetic #forest #forestcore #village #town

[justashamwithwastedpotential]

Thank you Harvey for having mercy on my 2 gold

#i passed put from hunger lmao #poor finn #am I making yet another farmer? #perhaps 👀 #he's very very nice #but he doesn't talk to anyone bc he's too busy searching for food to eat #except Sophia Willy and Andy #Because he starts his day forging until there's nothing left in the forest and fishes until midnight #and then heads to Sophia's to buy a sprinkler #the first time anyone in town witnessed him really was the egg festival #and by that time he was so hungry he practically sniffed out where all the eggs were #and was gnawing on them when Lewis announced him as the winner #feral farmer finn #I love him #Someone help my boy #he's so hungry all the time #stardew #stardew valley #sdv #sdv harvey #stardew harvey #stardew valley harvey

[fatuismooches]

Dottore has never been one to be interested in flowers much. He never understood why others were so entranced with the colorful variations, yes, he supposes they were pleasing to the eye, but it was a gift that would wither up in a few days, and it served no practical use. Hmm, it was the thought that counts? Well, he'd much prefer those thoughts be put to more productive and efficient use.

Though, that was a few centuries ago, and now he has certainly opened up more to the idea of gift giving (mostly due to you gifting him a variety of things over the years, his desk has certainly lost space as time went on... but does anyone dare to comment on it? of course not.) Dottore's gifts (also inventions) tend to be practical, they seem to always have a use, whether for entertainment or making your life easier. Flowers still certainly aren't his style... but of course, he can still see how you fawn over the things, and listen to the agents gush about the flowers received from their lovers with a smile. Now, you don't expect flowers from your husband, but you still think that the whole thing is quite cute! But the feeling leaves Dottore unsatisfied, so he gets to work.

Sure, this isn't Dottore's field of science, but if he can create a God, why not an everlasting bouquet of flowers? Yes, flowers that are wholly authentic, to the touch and the smell, but will never wilt. Not even if a year, or a decade, or a century goes by, they will retain their beauty. You were very confused when he asked you out of the blue what your favorite flowers were, but you'd never he'd do something like this! Because not only are the flowers a nice gift, but it also reflects how his love for you will last an eternity as well. The scientist still does not truly understand your appreciation for flowers, but when he happens to come across you thumbing the soft petals, he must say, he is quite proud of himself.

#smooches talks #dottore love notes <3 #SMILES WIDELY... honestly i never cared much for flowers as gifts either but i want him to give me flowers... :3 #dottore definitely sent you to do the expeditions in sumeru's forest for biodiversity studies on his behalf #he thought they were boring #he wants to do fun expeditions!! (to the desert's big ruin guards)