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dearearlyarchaeologists · 10 months

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Me writing my daily field notes:

#my daily notes #yeah yeah #I know it’s not dirt #it’s ~sediment~#but but dirt… I will always love you #I will come home again #life as a field archaeologist #archaeology #record keeping #formal complaints #archaeology memes #my memes

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eggy-the-boy · 1 year

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*poking my blorbos with a stick*

#I was gonna write something after the poking my blorbos with a stick thing but my mind blanked and honestly I'll just leave it #it's still very accurate #I love them so much please stop almost getting yourself killed for each other holy shit #if they don't kiss next season I'm sending a formal complaint to Mr. Netflix himself #anyway I'm still clearly very deep into this fandom #also!!!!! I'm over half way into the 3rd book and FUCK it is so good!!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #I'm loving it!!!!!!! If I didn't have a full time job I would have finished it in one day I bet you #anyway #lockwood and co #lockwood & co #lockwood and co netflix #netflix #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #as usual I hope no one has done this one already

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forineffablereasons · 9 months

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here's a go s2 complaint of a more administrative nature:

the subtitles were bad, y'all. the subtitles were really bad. sentences were fully reported wrong. names, including aziraphale's, were occasionally spelled incorrectly. the nightgale sang in berkeley square that plays at the end in crowley's car was misattributed to michael buble instead of tori amos, despite tori amos being listed in the ost information in amazon x-ray. this is an accessibility issue for so many and folks who rely on subtitles deserve to watch the same show as folks who don't.

@goodomensonprime come on man. was this done by AI? it would be cool if y'all could respect the audience and the work that went into the show to make sure it was presented equally to everyone.

#i am gonna make a formal complaint to amazon prime #but i was pretty disappointed #good omens s2 spoilers #go s2 spoilers #go s2 #neil gaiman

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nothankyoudear · 1 year

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The first time Merlin and Arthur talk, it's due to a seating chart.

One moment Merlin is sitting with Will and talking about anything that isn't Biology, and the other he's sitting next to the football captain who- if he's being honest with himself - intimidates him just a little bit.

Because Arthur is all blonde hair and blue eyes and arms as thick as Merlin's thighs, and Merlin is just Merlin - some boy in the back of the class who never speaks.

Arthur is surprisingly nice, although a little bit egotistical at times. He's kind, and when he smiles Merlin can see his canines that kind of make him look like an overgrown puppy (Merlin tries not to think about why he's been so focused on Arthur's smile or his teeth because that's a little bit creepy).

They switch seats again once the semester's over, and Merlin figures that that would be the end of that.

Because Arthur is all laughing with friends and doing sports and having girls faint at his feet, and Merlin is just Merlin. Arthur has no real reason to associate with Merlin after this, so Merlin just lifts his bag and sits next to some girl with brown hair as he silently mourns his silly little crush on the football captain.

Only, it doesn't end there.

The second time Merlin and Arthur talk, Merlin is standing in front of his locker.

Merlin is putting away things from his last period when he gets tapped on the shoulder. He expects Gwen or Will, and is ready to complain to them about some random assignment when he is faced with blonde hair and blue eyes instead.

Arthur asks Merlin if he'd like to come to his next football game. Merlin has no idea what's happening, but Arthur is blushing and looking away and running his hands through his hair, and Merlin responds yes before processing anything.

Merlin goes to the game. He has no idea what's happening for the entirety of it, but Arthur smiles at him from the field and Merlin can feel his heart pounding in his ears.

The third time Merlin and Arthur talk, Merlin doesn't quite understand what's going on.

Arthur puts his lunch tray down in front of the seat that is next to Merlin's like he's sat there every day for the past four years. Merlin is a little confused, and wishes that Gwen and Will would stop waggling their eyebrows at him like they're having multiple strokes. When he looks back at the table where Arthur usually sits with his teammates, he can see Gwaine winking at him and making a gesture that should not be made in the school cafeteria.

Merlin is now more than a little bit confused, but he simply eats his soggy slice of pizza and ignores it when Gwen and Will suspiciously has to leave together for some very important business that must be handled together and will take the entirety of the rest of the lunch period.

Arthur is also staring at Merlin weirdly intensely, but Merlin is also staring right back.

Because Arthur is gorgeous and good-looking and built like a Greek god, and you can't really blame Merlin for staring when he's right there.

The next time Merlin and Arthur talk, Merlin is so darn confused he thinks he's losing his mind.

Arthur asks Merlin out for winter formal. Merlin checks behind him for a possible game of truth or dare around the corner, and blinks at Arthur when he doesn't find anything.

When Arthur grows visibly more and more upset at Merlin's silence, Merlin can't stand the kicked puppy expression that he has and straight up asks Arthur if this is a prank. Arthur says no, and Merlin asks why.

Because Arthur is beautiful and handsome and smiles like he's the sun, and Merlin is just Merlin. Arthur could have anyone he'd like in the school, so certainly he would not like the weirdly quiet boy who has holes in his jeans and rips in his sweaters.

Only, he does.

Because Arthur tells Merlin that, to Arthur, Merlin isn't just some boy in the back of the class who never speaks, and he isn't the weirdly quiet boy who has holes in his jeans and rips in his sweaters.

To Arthur, Merlin is the boy whose nose scrunches up adorably when he's focused on a Biology paper. He's the boy that Arthur had been looking at from the other side of the Biology classroom long before they got put together in the seating chart, and the boy that made Arthur's heart drop when he realized that he had no actual reason to talk to anymore after they switched seats.

He's the boy who Arthur is sure that his friends are sick of hearing about. The boy with the sassy remarks that make Arthur wants to kiss him, and the boy who Arthur wants to make smile all the time, whose hands Arthur wants to hold.

Merlin kisses him right there in the hallway, because if he held himself back for one more second he might've actually exploded. Arthur kisses him back.

The next time Merlin and Arthur talk (around half a minute after their kiss), Arthur asks Merlin to be his boyfriend. Merlin says yes, and Arthur smiles so bright that Merlin thinks of the puppy again.

Merlin goes with Arthur to the winter formal, even if the tickets are outrageously expensive. Merlin attends every single one of Arthur's games just to be kissed after them, and as he is laying in bed one day with Arthur's chest pressed up to his back and Arthur's strong arms around his waist, Merlin thinks about writing a thank-you note to his Biology teacher.

And while Arthur is still all blonde hair and blue eyes and arms as thick as Merlin's thighs, and Merlin is still just Merlin, Arthur loves Merlin, and Merlin loves him right back.

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yandere-daydreams · 2 months

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diff anon here but the overlap between sorority girls/fanfic readers is SO much bigger than u'd think. like maybe less common in ur stereotypical SEC school southern sororities, but among the rest of the US... i'm sure that number's gotta be close to like 60%. its just probably not smth we'd ever admit to irl LMFAO

that's actually so insane of you guys actually. ig i just mostly engage with theater kids and unhinged queer people who have no shame about admitting they binge x reader dilf smut on the reg and figure y'all are, like, busy getting blonde-brunette ombres or making out with each other or something. might have to take a few days to process this information. woah.

#this is so fucked up actually #also can i formally lodge my sorority complaints with y'all #bc every time i see something about the big/little thing you guys partake in i have do to a full spit take #the kink community got to me before greek life #and i'm suffering for it #personal #anon ask

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wistfulwatcher · 1 year

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YELLOWJACKETS | 1.06, "SAINTS"

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #natalie scatorccio #mine #edit #*#scene*#reallypretty*#sweat*#TO WHOM DO I FILE A FORMAL COMPLAINT THAT WE BARELY SEE THIS LOOK #juliette as nat is really unlocking a lot of things in me 👀#*sweats*

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soupmanspeaks · 3 months

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Something something the faz-pad probably has the worst tea known to man, and gregory asks Freddy to try it after finding out he's got the soul of a British person, and the tea is so bad it makes Freddy temporarily slip into a British Accent or smth (idk he's probably got.....taste....receptors???)

#fnaf #five nights at freddy’s #michael afton #glammike #glamrock freddy #fnaf gregory #nono trust freddy then emails a formal complaint to the higher ups pleading for some better tea #after that gregory gets freddy some crumpets as “compensation” (freddy appreciates the gesture tho lol)#on the moment of the incident freddy sounds like that one dawko clip #“ROIGHT I'LL TELL YA WHOT YOU FAT LITTLE SQUEAKAH”#<- not at gregory btw #probably the poor employee manning the counter lol

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oetter · 7 months

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listen there are a lot of things wrong with the nhl app but this is not one of them

#im too scared to update it i hope they never remove her #edit: they removed her im filing a formal complaint #that is not a joke i have submitted a contact request form with the app devs

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s-lycopersicum · 5 months

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#the spider plushie was an unfair attack on my psyche consider this my formal complaint #and-- and-- and when lucy saw the spider on a display case on the wall... argh #mahoutsukai no yome #lucy webster #philomela sergeant #gif #gifset

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actualaster · 10 months

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Do you or a loved one possess a human back?

Then you're not entitled to financial compensation but by god you deserve some

#i am issuing a formal complaint against thr travesty known as the human back

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tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang · 5 months

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Just had a dream where future Kazutora in the bad toman timeline figures existed and they were so pretty! I had one and he was so cool. Woke up and immediately thought I need to buy one of those before realising they don't actually exist 🙃. Anyway we need a figure of him!!!!!

#his hair was blowing in the wind and he was just the best figure I've ever seen and why would my brain tease me with something that doesn't #exist 😭😭😭😭#formal complaint to the tokyo revengers merch team for not getting on this

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dearearlyarchaeologists · 1 year

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Dear early archeologists,

If you ever forget to record not just the contents of but every level in the tomb you emptied,

1. Apologize

2. Quit your job

3. Cry into your pillow

Please do not -

1. Freak out

2. Make everything up

3. Send it all to a historian so that a group of undergrads five decades later can prove you an imbecile

#archaeology #writing letters #formal complaints #dear early archaeologists #letters to dead people #records #historian problems #archaeologist problems #this is my life now #bad record keeping

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kittenbradensgf · 9 months

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just found out amazon prime video deadnames and misgenders Kitten on their summary 😔

#im gonna write a formal complaint i swear thats my GIRL #breakfast on pluto #kitten braden

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artsy-hobbitses · 9 months

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What does megs have against paw patrol 😆

It’s trite, authoritarian Copaganda aimed at kiddies that hurls dogs at every problem instead of teaching kids to actually solve shit/behave in emergency situations themselves.

According to him!

Also the theme song is atrocious.

Teletubbies is absurdist nonsense but at least the recurring thing isn’t “trust the cop because he’s a cute German Shepherd”.

#‘ITS FOR BABIES MEGS’ you say #‘THEY START THEM OUT YOUNG!!!’ he’d yell back #ALSO THEY HAVE ONE GIRL he’d rail further #SOME PINK FUCKING COCKAPOO IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUNCH OF WORKING DOGS #WHAT IF LITTLE GIRLS WANT TO BE A OVCHARKA INSTEAD OF SOME TOY BREED HUH #WHAT THEN #Soundwave are you taking this down for a formal complaint yes he’s making a formal complaint thank you #inbox #humanformers au #Megatron vs Paw Patrol

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scootdoesart · 6 months

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meteion smol precious late night doodle

#if anything happens to this child ill write a formal complaint #meteion #endwalker #ff14 #ffxiv #final fantasy 14

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funkylittlebaldcharapoll · 11 months

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FUNKY LITTLE BALD CHARACTER POLL ROUND 3, GROUP 1

over the last 2 rounds, rom has managed to welcome FOUR fellow engineers into his union, as well as one self-employed(?) bug. but can this union provide for the performing arts? does it have better benefits than the hunter association, which provides its members with a License to Kill With Impunity?

the choice is yours! if rom and his team can successfully finish with a total of votes within 15% of melody's, in either direction, they'll have proven the power of the proletariat and UNIONIZED her, meaning she'll join their cause for the remainder of the poll!

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