James, texting Kimi: Kimi! Help I’m being kidnapped
Kimi: Where are you?
James: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Kimi: I’ll call Niki.
Niki, answering his cell: Hello?
Kimi: Where’s James? He texted me that he's being kidnapped.
Niki: James? What do you mean, he's right next to me-
Niki: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Niki: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
James: WHO ARE YOU?!
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James, trying to convince Niki to join the group for a night out on the town: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... fun!
Ronnie: And entertaining!
Carlos: And pleasant!
Jacky: And really not getting drunk!
Ronnie: Yeah, we need a designated driver.
Carlos and James: 🥺
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