if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with. Captivated by a man with big sparkly brown eyes and slutty hands and a pretty waist you may be entitled to financial compensation
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yeah i dabble in powerscaling
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My dick looking at my nuts together in the sack
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merlin au where merlin never actually lies about anything, arthur just doesn’t believe him and laughs it off and so everyone in camelot thinks its a weird joke in between them
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unfortunately if Arthur Conan Doyle was alive today he would spread misinformation in a weekly podcast
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‘if you ever have need of my life, take it’ is such a metal line. you would think it’s from the seagull by anton chekhov or something and it is. it is from the seagull by anton chekhov.
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chronic pain? no, you must have misheard me, I said I have chthonic pain.
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*Bruce shares his identity with the League.*
Diana, who Clark told ages ago: "Bruce is a nice name."
Arthur, who walked in on Clark and Bruce Wayne once: "No way, that's insane."
Barry, who used common sense: "I'm so glad you trust us now."
Hal, choking on coffee and about to have a stroke: "You?!"
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you can’t understand why you’re losing at chess but noé’s been eating the pieces when you’re not looking
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She tango on my tek until she’s decked out… two
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atsushi: for me, i skipped the question while filling out paperwork for the agency but then i was on the 5.5 subsection that i was like oh!! that would be perfect!
akutagawa, nodding: when we were children, we witnessed a birthday celebration. gin was very fond of it, so i decided to give her a birthday, from my best estimation. and then, after she insisted, we chose one for me too.
gin: *nod*
sigma: i decided to just go with the first date i remembered, if that makes sense
lucy: i mean my orphanage kept a rough estimate so guessing was pretty easy
kunikida: what are they talking about
ranpo: how they chose a birthday date
kunikida: WHAT
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fearne in a relationship meeting new people would be like:
fearne: hi i'm fearne and this is my partner <3
*all of bells hells standing behind her*
"...which one?"
fearne: yeah :)
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